Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

X-Men: First Class directed by Matthew Vaughn and last night Deadline confirmed that January Jones has been cast as telepath mutant babe Emma Frost. Really? Her? Is it fair to keep holding Saturday Night Live against her? Because that was, well, she barely looked conscious, right? Without a doubt the worst host last season, the worst host in many seasons, and possibly one of the top 5 worst hosts of all time.  Read Full Intro

Drew does the MKO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 13:03:17 August 18, 2010 13:03:17

Mary Kate Olsen hair circa 2008ish? Not a dissimilar trajectory when you think about it, really, although MK and Ashley are much wealthier having benefited from a more lucrative tween market in their generation and an entrepreneurialism that kicked in earlier. Anyway, Drew Barrymore is currently in London with her boyfriend or just friend, whatever stopped caring, Justin Long to promote their movie Going the Distance. Full Story

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Single White Principal Dancer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 11:42:06 August 18, 2010 11:42:06

Have received many emails from you today asking for thoughts on the trailer for Black Swan starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, directed by Darren Aronofsky, the follow-up to his acclaimed The Wrestler. Black Swan will open the Venice Film Festival, will screen at TIFF too, and is included on many early lists at this point in the season, with forever to go, to be one of the 10 nominations for Best Picture. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 11:12:00 August 18, 2010 11:12:00

Alexander Skarsgard likes it old school (Dlisted)

He works in Vegas, and is a douche. Shocking. (The Superficial)

They’ll be uncovering new Marilyn Monroe photos for years (Popeater)

Christina Ricci in summer pink (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty’s new album cover (Just Jared)

Becks is back on the pitch (Pop Sugar)

Sharon Stone paints with her son (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Liz Hurley on holiday (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Really cute: Matthew McConaughey and his daughter (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sandra Bullock, gracious to the end (Cele|bitchy)

Rachel’s friend isn’t Jake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 10:17:01 August 18, 2010 10:17:01

WHY NOT????????? Like, when you present together at the Oscars and look so cute and perfect, you are SUPPOSED to become boyfriend and girlfriend right away, don’t you know?!!!???????!!!!!! Obviously Rachel McAdams simply has no interest in fulfilling our Hollywood matchmaking fantasies and was seen yesterday in Paris with a friend, so pretty, so lovely, and I don’t give a sh-t who this guy is, all I know is that he’s not who I want him to be. Full Story

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JGL singing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 09:31:24 August 18, 2010 09:31:24

Thanks to all of you who’ve sent this along – a video recorded a couple of days ago of Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing Natural Woman with his guitar. He doesn’t sound bad, pretty good actually, even though it does nothing for me, no, but for many of you, after you watch this, you’ll want to mother his children. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 09:23:25 August 18, 2010 09:23:25

Even when the show isn’t strong, Gossip Girl always does a great job cutting their trailers. The trailers are more often than not better than the actual episodes. And the first episodes of the new season take place in Paris. SacréBlair! I dunno, I think it’s cute. And I think Chuck Bass looks f-cking HOT when he and Blair meet each other on the bridge in the red dress. Full Story

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Tired in Berlin and Christmas with Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 08:51:12 August 18, 2010 08:51:12

An exhausted looking Angelina Jolie continues her Salt European tour with a stop in Berlin today at a photocall ahead of the premiere. Dress is much better than the one from Paris last night but goddamn that fringe, that curled under fringe, that is such a hick ass looking fringe. How can we stop the tucking of the fringe? In other Jolie news, she and Johnny Depp will be coming to us for the holidays. Full Story

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An unfortunate dress in Japan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 08:05:12 August 18, 2010 08:05:12

It really, really is. Julia Roberts isn’t a Dries van Noten girl. Maggie Gyllenhaal, sure. Julia Roberts... not this time. When Darren and I went to see the movie last week full of Oprah people, this dress was like their uniform. Here’s Julia in Japan at a presser today to promote Eat, Pray, Love. Full Story

Jude Law: style mentor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 07:36:13 August 18, 2010 07:36:13

For Ed Westwick. Right? Ed can’t wait to put the open chest, fur exposure, low riding tank top under a blazer combination together with his own rolled up skinny jeans and those signature Westwick red booties. The inspiration of course is coming from Jude Law, seen here after dinner with Sienna Miller and Twiggy last night in London, oh just a casual night out with friends, requiring the friends to tuck into their salads while staring at the open expanse of tanned man skin sitting across from them at the Wolseley. Full Story

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August 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 07:17:52 August 18, 2010 07:17:52

Happy belated Birthday Sherri in Dallas who, on the day of her real birthday, regularly receives texts from her sister reminding her that she killed Elvis. Don’t be mad when I tell you I laughed. But you’re right – it WAS your day first! To Erin who just moved and it’s been a rough go – FNL withdrawals are the WORST. Full Story