He’s worth a BILLION dollars and even though things are supposedly being settled amicably, if I were Mel Gibson I’d get ready for a half billion dollar fight, especially after last night as he introduced the whole world to his new piece of ass. What a Posh Beckham thing to do. More on that later.
But before Mel brought the Russian out, the talk of the town was the twins – SJP and her dandy expecting via surrogate. I posted late in the day yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Everyone’s smutty senses are tingling on this one. Am still not over how embarrassing those clingy photos are. Like she’s repeatedly thanking him for wanting to be a father to their children.
Maybe Photo Assumption is wrong on this one? You would hope.
Gossip Girl chat is also now up. See below.
Wednesday – am online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
It makes all the difference. Last night Jennifer Garner wore a shapeless black dress to see The Little Mermaid. This afternoon she took Violet shopping at a children’s store. Then tonight at Letterman, with Spanx and a belt, that’s all it takes to go from frumpy to flattering. But for that feathered fringe. Full Story
Because it feels like it’s a dying breed. First, everyone’s favourite Michael J Fox who has just released a new book Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist and will guest star on Rescue Me with his friend Denis Leary. Who doesn’t love Michael J Fox? Even I with my cold smutty dirty hell-pointed heart, even I love Michael J Fox. Full Story
It’s LipGloss with his hair pulled back in Madrid yesterday promoting 17 Again. Look how pretty he is! I don’t know, since I’m not of his generation, but this is so much better than those strategically placed elf strands sweeping the side of his face, non? He went back to that look today at Heathrow catching a flight from London back to LA. Full Story
My favourite, FAVOURITE photo of the week (Dlisted)
Ummm…who smeared her face? (Hollywood Tuna)
Brad Pitt: PUH (Just Jared)
Blair Waldorf is blonde. Discuss. (Pop Sugar)
As you’d expect, Ebola’s best accessory looks like a penis (The Superficial)
Size 2 heads to a semi formal (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How does LipGloss use her Goat Toe? (INO)
Crackheads made the best bras (Cele|bitchy)
Waaaaay beastlier than Zac Efron (A Socialite’s Life)
Don’t worry. She’s buying a local baby and not a foreign one (IDLYITW)
Saturday Taylor Lautner went to dinner and a movie with Selena Gomez, young love in bloom. Sunday he and his dad hooked up for a friendly lunch with a girl he used to work with back in the Nickelodeon days. Vancouver is a major production hotspot right now! The girl was accompanied by her mother who is also her publicist. Full Story
Am sure you’ve seen them this week – photos of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii all bones and skank and laced with cocaine. Shot after shot she’s in her bikini, soaking up the attention, eating up the attention, a substitute for food, knowing that she’s scraped up another reason for people to care about her. Full Story
Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean did not mention her at all, explaining on Oprah afterwards that it was “implicit”. Full Story
Ryan Gosling is sharing the cover of OK! Magazine this week with Robert Pattinson and John Mayer: Love, lust, lies. On the prowl with Hollywood’s hottest hunks. Oh la. People Magazine has a bestseller in its 100 Most Beautiful issue. Us Weekly scored an exclusive with a Jon & Kate reality tv scandal (that show is Duana’s dirty little secret) and the best OK! could come up with is a make-a-story about three dudes… Lame. Full Story
Yeah… I prefer him in a suit. Daniel Craig is amazing in a suit. Jeans too, sure. Clothing that is tailored. With structure. Not sweats. I wish… I wish I could turn back 10 minutes. I wish I had avoided this set of photos. I wish I had seen the thumbnail and taken it as a warning that Bond’s loser track pants would kill my quiver, possibly even forever. Full Story
For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her best in a tight black dress to generate enough heat to deflect Mel Gibson’s mail order nasty. Full Story