Gwyneth’s 1994

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 09:11:00 April 14, 2010 09:11:00

Exclusive What was she doing then? Who was she loving? Oh you remember, don’t you? As noted yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow taped an episode of The Marriage Ref this week. Thanks to JJ I can report some exclusive details about the episode obviously before they edit. My G is on a panel with Jerry Seinfeld and a comic called Greg Giraldo. Full Story

RiRi is the new Kate Hudson?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 08:27:00 April 14, 2010 08:27:00

Well... not quite yet. Baseball is a long ass season. But it’s not a bad start so far. Rihanna recently confirmed that she’s dating Dodger Matt Kemp. She showed up at the LA Dodgers home opener yesterday to cheer on her man...and her man hit a home run. Not bad rude girl, not bad at all. Full Story

Will Schuester I Hate You

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 08:05:10 April 14, 2010 08:05:10

Best part of Glee last night? Sue Sylvester’s Vogue, right? When I was in high school, our drama program put on a week of “Circus” performances for local elementary schools every yeaer. It was a huge production, we worked on it for months, and for two years in a row, my best friend EB and I choreographed a Madonna routine that became the highpoint of the show. Full Story

April 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 07:49:00 April 14, 2010 07:49:00

"PARTY | JARDIN. The dress code is GLAMOROUS at the Jardin After Party in support of POGO (Pediatric Oncology Group of Ontario). With its urban garden theme, live entertainment, host bar and dancing, this is the must attend event of Spring 2010 and named one of the best for two years running by the National Post! Join more than 400 of Toronto’s hip social set at the Liberty Grand Entertainment Complex on Saturday April 24th starting at 9:30 pm as we celebrate POGO’s achievements in helping children with cancer in this province. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There’s a rumour floating around (thanks Liane!) that Gwyneth Paltrow very recently taped an episode of The Marriage Ref with Jerry Seinfeld. Well of course she did. They’re all, like, Hamptons friends. She has them over for steamed cod.  Read Full Intro

I used to think it was her...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 14:46:13 April 13, 2010 14:46:13

Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. Full Story

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Jay-Z’s BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 13:43:59 April 13, 2010 13:43:59

He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was at a junket and some fans (adults) were waiting outside the hotel for, I don’t know, Colin Firth to arrive or something, and they had baked goods with them that they brought from home that they brought for him as a gift. Full Story

Jakey wants to be on the 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 13:00:16 April 13, 2010 13:00:16

Lately he really does. Totally campaigning for it. Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new GQ just in time for Prince of Persia and while I don’t love the cover shot they chose because it makes his head look way too big, the photos inside are really, really cute. Not hot, but cute. Not look at me I’m so pretty with my mouth open Robert Pattison styles but goofy and silly and dorky and it totally makes up for the pants which, if I’m honest, even with a stylist, still aren’t fitting just right. Full Story

SNL cuties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 12:20:52 April 13, 2010 12:20:52

It was an Evening with Saturday Night Live last night in New York. Cast members and Lorne Michaels spoke at the event presented by The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. I think I’ve already mentioned a few times, many times, my crush on Seth Meyers. He looked extra adorable. Like a cute waiter. Full Story

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Jolie Depp sex games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 11:10:03 April 13, 2010 11:10:03

What? Of course not. But if were a writer at In Touch/Life & Style/Star/OK Magazine this would be the headline accompanying these photos. And the article below: Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie continue to shoot their new thriller The Tourist in Italy. This is a scene in which Depp appears to be handcuffed to a boat while a hooded, mysterious, and scheming Jolie watches nearby. Full Story

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Will ... is hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 10:55:07 April 13, 2010 10:55:07

F-ck I miss Arrested Development. Dancing with the Has-been Sh-ts keeps coming back, season after season, and one of the funniest shows on television EVER gets canned after 3 years. What’s the problem??? Too much dumbassness is the problem. Maybe it’s because of his characters. After all you’d have to be a sadist to be attracted to Gob, but Will Arnett as Will Arnett only, well, he’s hot, non? Check him out arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin shooting a new pilot. Full Story

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