Posh’s new hair won’t smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:00:51 November 2, 2009 12:00:51

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 10:49:00 November 2, 2009 10:49:00

Why Jeremy Piven grew breasts (Dlisted)

A long list of Why Is in Halloween costumes (The Superficial)

Kevin Spacey is a bitch ass (Popeater)

Rihanna dresses less for Halloween (Hollywood Tuna)

The Chosen One goes door to door! (Just Jared)

Jessica Simpsony’s massive porny tit comes out for Halloween (Pop Sugar)

Ed Norton’s fast time (INO)

Ebola with Chanel between its legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A child star doing normal things? Shocked (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson parties in Japan (ASL)

Lilo & Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 09:11:54 November 2, 2009 09:11:54

According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming that Spittle drove Lilo away on a golf cart but not before she told the rag that: He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm going to have lots of fun. Full Story

Later Lipgloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 08:30:03 November 2, 2009 08:30:03

After four months of filming, Zac Efron left Vancouver on Saturday, headed back to LA. LipGloss was surprisingly low key while working. No pap setups, avoided high traffic, spotlight soliciting activities, kept to himself, and stayed in town to focus on work instead of flying back to LA every chance possible to f-ck around and hit the club circuit. Full Story

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Angel Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:46:18 November 2, 2009 07:46:18

Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story

Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:42:26 November 2, 2009 07:42:26

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story

Halle > Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:27:31 November 2, 2009 07:27:31

As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well. Full Story

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Sex & drink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:06:36 November 2, 2009 07:06:36

When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. Full Story

The GMD needs a hug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:02:11 November 2, 2009 07:02:11

Last week was a rough one for Xenu. And while the Church’s most high profile member stayed quiet in Boston, busy at work on his new film, it looks like midgey may have needed a hug from his favourite cheerleader. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a run at the weekend but not in New York (no marathon this time), holding hands afterwards to celebrate a great workout during which he supposedly yelled at her Full Story

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November 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 06:42:55 November 2, 2009 06:42:55

My cousins Cat and Dex celebrated their first Halloween as parents. Sasha had two costumes: inside Rafa Nadal (Cat is obsessed with him), outside a giraffe, and both accessorised by drool. Please. I know I’m biased, but this kid is irresistible. I have big plans for him. A big smutty shout-out and welcome back to Jillian after recovering from your surgery two weeks ago. Full Story

Friday, October 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The cast of Glee is embarking on a mall tour to promote the Glee soundtrack due out next Tuesday November 3. Here’s the track listing. Perhaps it’ll hold you over until the new episode airs on November 11 after the World Series which, judging from last night’s Yankee comeback, could go the distance. Sigh. I was sad for Pedro, you?

As for you Canadian Glee fans, Cory Monteith was just announced as a presenter at the Gemini Awards on November 14th in Calgary.

It’s Friday. And it’s been an I Hate People week to the extreme. So how about this for some contrast. Bea Arthur’s $300,000 gift in support of homeless LGBT youth – click here to read more. And click here to see snippets of her final interview. I’ve received messages from several people who are lobbying for the full release. Yes please. Love her.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Books + cocktails + gossip = raising awareness for literacy and celebrating Canadian authors. Please join me at the Giller Lite Bash on November 10th. Full details click here.