Mimi at the Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 07:00:28 February 2, 2010 07:00:28

I missed her at the Grammys, didn’t you? There was altogether too much accomplished walking. Just didn’t feel right. But Mimi had no “official” business at the Grammys. Mimi DOES however have official business at the Oscars. Precious has 5 nominations in the major categories including Lead and Supporting acting nods for Gabby Sidibe and Mo’Nique, Lee Daniels for Best Picture, and of course Best Picture. Full Story

Monday, February 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We will get to the Brange. The Brange killed the split rumours this weekend with a public appearance which, naturally, will spin off dozens of new conspiracy theories from those who will not rest until they make more babies. Or break up permanently. On this day however it’s not happening. More on that later.

The Grammys take precedence. If you missed it, our live blog can be reviewed here. I am still looking for my 3D glasses. Because don’t we all have them lying around? WTF? Who thought that would be a good idea? Only one good thing came of it. You will see her later.

It’s Monday, am online all day with Grammy posts and then regular gossip posts and there will be some Gosling this afternoon and it’ll make you tingly all over which is why I’m saving it for when we can afford a little distraction from work.

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Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Look at me like you look at her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 14:19:00 February 1, 2010 14:19:00

I cursed Shannon for sending me this video of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams at Sundance being interviewed for Blue Valentine. You’ll know why as soon as you hit play, the way he focuses on what she says, the way he can’t take his eyes off her, how he follows her eyes with his eyes from the side, and then he touches her. Full Story

The girls and their boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 13:58:00 February 1, 2010 13:58:00

I’m kicking this off with some gloat. You can skip ahead if you can’t handle it. Back in December I was the first to report exclusively that several of my girls, Carey Mulligan, Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone and more were shot for the prestigious Hollywood Issue Full Story

Brange: pocket 5s are weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 11:47:00 February 1, 2010 11:47:00

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 11:08:23 February 1, 2010 11:08:23

Is there an apple box device for sex? Lolita P needs one (Dlisted)

Sigh. Why a flat chest would be nice (The Superficial)

Michael Jackson’s legacies on the record (Popeater)

Christina Aguilera raggy hair corset fit (Hollywood Tuna)

A TV show can really feed you for life (Just Jared)

Johnny, Vanessa, and the kids! (Pop Sugar)

Kiki D is living the vida Lohan (ASL)

What? Posh doesn’t wear heels on the beach??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele Bundchen delivers a giant eyeroll (INO)

JailBait v 2.0 wants to sell your kid a teddy. No, a different kind of teddy. (Cele|bitchy)

I’m Lost tomorrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 10:22:08 February 1, 2010 10:22:08

It’s here! It’s finally here! The final season of Lost. The season premiere for the final season airs tomorrow. OMG. Can you stand it? And they keep promising that in the first episode there will be a major reveal. Like one of Lost’s great mysteries. And I keep reading Doc Jensen but that only helps a little. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse holding babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 10:09:29 February 1, 2010 10:09:29

And dancing. And falling. But not together. Oh la. Hot Harry spent the weekend in Barbados on official royal duty. He visited hospitals, made the children laugh, played polo, fell off his horse, and boogied down at a fundraiser. In his prim and proper khakis. It’ll be the best minute and a half of your morning. Full Story

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Best Grammy quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 09:28:00 February 1, 2010 09:28:00

Thank you for your emails in support of my quiveration for Eminem validating me against Duana’s disgust. He was HOT last night. And even Michelle admitted his face didn’t look so f-cked up. Check the way he’s wearing his pants. Please. With Drake and Wayne, Em delivered. Em was sharp, Em was tight, Em was SEX, and Drake is the pride of the 416. Full Story

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Grammy Off Key

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 09:05:00 February 1, 2010 09:05:00

I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it. Full Story

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Grammy Gaga + Elton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 08:41:00 February 1, 2010 08:41:00

“How wonderful life is, with Gaga in the world." I liked her, and then I saw her live. And that’s when you know. She’s so sublimely absurd, ridiculous, campy, and the theatricality of it all is so intoxicating, so amusing, so ENTERTAINING, so cleverly ironic, you cannot help but love her. Full Story

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