Talk To You Never!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 12:42:31 September 21, 2009 12:42:31

By Alan W Yes, I’m quoting Ebola. Please hold your fire! I'm infected. Just a little infected. It's not that I don't see the ridiculousness of Ebola, but I love ridiculousness. I think having an awareness of the dangers of Ebola is what sets me apart from those who actually believe in the Ebola. Full Story

etalk Kenneth Cole giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 11:44:37 September 21, 2009 11:44:37

Every year at TIFF, our etalk Lounge is the best. And not just because I work there. There’s something about the set up. Very feng shui friendly. Celebrities feel comfortable inside. Jennifer Lopez acted like it was her favourite photo shoot studio, Bill Nighy thought it was his personal stand up comic stage, one year Joshua Jackson did not want to leave, and Rupert Friend popped in just as the crew was tearing down on Friday because everyone says you have to go to etalk for this and that and the other. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 11:22:54 September 21, 2009 11:22:54

This is better than the first Twilight movie. (Dlisted)

How does one sit down in these shorts? (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila vs Lolita? Please. No contest (The Superficial)

Leo is always better looking on a film set (Just Jared)

Porny is gracious, even when she’s grieving (Pop Sugar)

Why??? Why must we care about morning sickness??? Is it new??? (INO)

You thought you’d seen the worst of Tori Spelling? Grab the smelling salts and have a look… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

And the Twilight hair problems continue… (ASL)

Brad Pitt goes country club styles (Popeater)

This will make you cry (Cele|bitchy)

Emmy Crack Tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 10:40:35 September 21, 2009 10:40:35

Samantha Ronson dj’d at an Emmy afterparty last night. Needless to say, Lilo was not invited. So she crack tweeted about it for our pleasure. Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter really does provide endless, endless amusement. It started around midnight last night: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal Possessive and jealous, as usual, Lilo seems to imply that Sam is cheating on her with someone from 90210? Then she accuses Sam of lying because she’s working: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest This is followed by a tweet that suggests that she crashed the HBO party: Hbo security sucks And finally, Lilo says she’s heading out the door with a sly dig at the Ronson Family, and it’s widely known that they hate her. Full Story

His wedge heels come in blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 09:36:49 September 21, 2009 09:36:49

It’s the GMD! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and Little Sci shopping at a local boutique and showing off his blue wedge sneakers with the hidden height enhancers. Full Story

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Happy Sarah has a new man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 09:27:21 September 21, 2009 09:27:21

Sarah McLachlan delivered a stirring performance last night at the Emmy Awards during the In Memoriam section of the show. Sarah left Vancouver on Friday with her girls for a few days in LA looking healthy and gorgeous and glowing and fresh… It’s been a wonderful summer. She’s completely devoted to her daughters, of course, but there’s also love in her life again. Full Story

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Loose leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 08:55:45 September 21, 2009 08:55:45

Only Victoria Beckham. Everyone else wears leather pants and they cling like leggings. Victoria Beckham puts them on and they’re loose. It’s a proud moment for our Posh: to be so thin that not even the smallest size will fit her. Her Elle Magazine spread barely made a splash, certainly not as exciting as the last one, and worse still, the Elle feature means she’s been pushed even lower on Anna Wintour’s list of possible cover candidates… You know when things get rough, she can only control her food. Full Story

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Emmy Charo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 08:11:52 September 21, 2009 08:11:52

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story

Emmy NPH

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 07:27:37 September 21, 2009 07:27:37

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story

Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 07:02:00 September 21, 2009 07:02:00

Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright pink, the other in pale pink, neither measuring up to the Pene standard. Full Story

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Emmy Hamm & Bacon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 06:49:52 September 21, 2009 06:49:52

These men are fine. And they are men. They are not boys. They are not pipsqueaks whose voices break car windows when they try to shout, which is what happened when Justin Timberlake attempted it with Ryan Seacrest during the preshow. Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon last night at the Emmys. Particularly enjoyed Jon presenting with Tina Fey. Full Story

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