Don’t call Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2010 07:22:10 July 13, 2010 07:22:10

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, even back when it was just a newsletter, you’ll know that for years I’ve been trying to make Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos happen. For years. The universe kept denying me. Now possibly forever. Stamos is involved in an extortion trial. Full Story

Monday, July 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Please...stop... sending me the video. It’s too much. I can’t... Because every time you send me the video, even though by now I have it memorised and can practically speak Spanish, I watch it again like it’s the first time.  Read Full Intro

It’s gone!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 14:35:34 July 12, 2010 14:35:34

Angelina Jolie wrapped on a movie with Johnny Depp, now it’s time for Brad Pitt to go to work while she hangs back with the children. Work means no nasty beard. And here’s Brad on the set of Moneyball the other day with that sh-t off his face. SO.Much.Hotter. Am totally re-obsessed with Pitt after staying in sick and watching him at his classic peak last week in Legends of the Fall. Full Story

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Franco the Artist in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 14:17:21 July 12, 2010 14:17:21

For Caesar: Rise of the Apes with Freida Pinto and John Lithgow. Lithgow dined with Steve Martin yesterday at Blue Water Cafe. And Freida was spotted out and about downtown. James Franco, the lead, and my former #1, hit up a movie on Sunday. He went to see Predators. Looks good, non? No, not the clothes, I mean his face. Full Story

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She flies with the team

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 12:50:00 July 12, 2010 12:50:00

SHE FLIES WITH THE TEAM. F-ck the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis. It’s Sara now. Sara Carbonero FLIES WITH THE TEAM. Do you see any other WAGs on the plane? I don’t. Not during this video. I see man. All man. And Sara. Next to Iker Casillas. Sure, it’s a media access situation. Just like it was a media access situation when she was on the pitch with him, a few feet away, during most games. Full Story

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Fit Pippy’s new trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 12:02:00 July 12, 2010 12:02:00

Justin Timberlake is currently in New York working on a movie with Mila Kunis called Friends with Benefits, or something, which is like the thing that Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher wrapped on a couple of months ago. Pip is spending his off time staying in shape, seen running the other day, riding his bike today. Full Story

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Norton canned from The Avengers which means...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 11:38:00 July 12, 2010 11:38:00

Written by Sarah We have a new casting race. The Avengers is about as high-profile as a project comes. From the moment that Marvel Studios announced their intent to bring all of the early Marvel comic icons to the big screen, the scrutiny and expectations have been almost unbearable. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 10:52:05 July 12, 2010 10:52:05

He’s right. A Mel Gibson drinking game is in order. (Dlisted)

Heather Graham in a bikini (The Superficial)

THIS: Lindsay Lohan is basing her trial on a musical. Chicago! (Popeater)

Ass in rubber (Hollywood Tuna)

Just when you thought Gerard Butler couldn’t get more vile (Just Jared)

Sigh. Johnny Depp in white on a ciggie break. (Pop Sugar)

The Jolie’s answer to those of you who don’t like Shiloh’s steeze (ASL)

Goddamn that ass. It’s... crazy. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alex Skarsgard’s weekend with the Clinger (INO)

Oh.My.God. This Jon Hamm photo shoot... check the one of him looking off to the side (Cele|bitchy)

30 > 29

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 09:23:01 July 12, 2010 09:23:01

Feng shui speaking, 29 isn’t a great year. I had a terrible 29, and almost all my friends too. For me, in the lunar cycle, at 29 The Ox has to eat some sh-t. And I did. And so did my Porny last year. On her 29th birthday Tony Romo decided to break up with her. Twelve months later it’s a new year, a new sign, and a new man. Full Story

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It’s ok

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 08:39:31 July 12, 2010 08:39:31

Looks like French gossips are about as reliable as the ones in UK. There are apparently certain French outlets that hate Marion Cotillard and Guillaume and I remember, at the AMFAR event in Cannes this year, we were stationed beside a French news agency, and after Dylan and I salivated over Marion Cotillard passing by, who declined, like most stars that night, to stop for interviews, the French reporters told us that they couldn’t stand her, that she was a stuck up bitch, and when I pressed them on why, they just said she’s “been accepted by America”. Full Story

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