Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 10:44:40 January 26, 2010 10:44:40

This is not Nicole Kidman doing yoga. But almost. (The Superficial)

Natalie Portman beefless homewrecking? (Dlisted)

Katherine McPhee: the new body in a great dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Sigh. James McAvoy and his wife are so happy (Just Jared)

Fug poses the question: Why is Michelle Monaghan? (Go Fug Yourself)

Clingy Shelfy Biel canNOT dance (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson coquette (Popoholic)

I laughed. SO HARD. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Just in case you forgot – Elin Woods does NOT play (The Fab Life)

There will be a Glee wedding! (Popeater)

Ryan ambush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 09:49:49 January 26, 2010 09:49:49

He ambushed me this morning. Totally killed my morning. As noted yesterday, I try to stay away from Ryan Gosling when I need to con-cen-trate. Ryan is not good for productivity. But there he was, like a laser to the loins on the photo agency sites this morning, a quiveration ambush, and it’s too much, way too much. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 09:10:45 January 26, 2010 09:10:45

Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died. Full Story

Hugh says CONCENTRATE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 08:29:15 January 26, 2010 08:29:15

So f-cking cute. Thanks to Alicia for sending this along. A promo for Hugh Jackman’s upcoming appearance on Sesame Street. He’s with Elmo. And they need to concentrate. Sesame Street is like puppies for pussy attraction. Puppies, babies, Sesame Street. Right? And I’m not even into kids. Full Story

Kat Dennings: Nifty in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 08:10:19 January 26, 2010 08:10:19

Another girlcrush, another reason why Lindsay Lohan is almost forgettable, Kat Dennings is currently in Vancouver shooting Daydream Nation (written and directed by Canadian Mike Goldbach) with Josh Lucas. She was on set yesterday – gorgeous, luscious, quirky, and determined not be sucked into that generic LA cesspool of vapid, skinny bitches and their vapid skinnier sycophants. Full Story

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Tilda, Coco, and Kevin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 07:41:34 January 26, 2010 07:41:34

Tilda Swinton is at Sundance promoting I Am Love. She is Woman. She is Best. She is Coco. As you know, during his final monologue on The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien joked that Tilda would play him on the HBO movie about the late night wars. When asked about this during the junket, Tilda said she was game Full Story

Monday, January 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Let’s get drunk with Betty White. Don’t you want to party with Betty White? Didn’t you wish so badly for Betty White to smack the motherf-cking sh-t out of Drew Barrymore at the SAGs? Betty White knows how to accept an award.  Read Full Intro

Now that’s a coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 16:30:14 January 25, 2010 16:30:14

It’s Burberry, of course it is. The new Burberry is not for my mother. She has a lot to say about this. She’s has two Burberry trenchcoats, a navy long one that’s 20 years old, and a shorter khaki about 15 years old, both in perfect condition. It was great quality. Or, as she says it, “goot colly”, translation: good quality. Full Story

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Can’t look too long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 14:42:17 January 25, 2010 14:42:17

I have been very productive today. Over 20 articles posted, 6,000 words, a few more items to cover...so I’ve avoided looking at photos of Ryan Gosling at Sundance. Because I can’t. I cannot physically hold my sh-t together if I spend too much time with him. It HURTS. In a sick, twisted way, he is so hot, and so sex, and so MORE than the Freebie 5, it hurts. Full Story

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