If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on a Wednesday, under low light, cocked at a certain angle, without contacts on, I totally look like her a little. Full Story
Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story
George Clooney relaxing at a pool bar in the afternoon yesterday in Miami, then enjoying himself with the ladies in the evening… I like when he sticks his ass out. As you can see, George has that famous smirk on his face. His “I know you know I’m up to no good, and I know you want to join me” expression. Full Story
Happy 40th Birthday to gorgeous Julie in Vancouver! Sue and Lisa can’t wait for Saturday night – have a great time! Heads up to the Roll Tide crew – LALA got the job! To Beth in FL – Happy Birthday with love from Christine. Full Story
He can’t contain himself. Because we’re going to the Canucks game tonight. Round 2, Game 1. And it’s warm. Which means the hockey whores will probably come almost naked. Amazing!
We’re headed to Vegas next week for a few days. Should I be one of those people getting on the plane in a surgical mask? Fiona saw a couple of them walking down the street yesterday. My first question was: were they Asian? Of course they were. Incredibly, on a sunny day, their masks were not accompanied by those massive satellite dish visors to block out the UV rays.
Sigh. I don’t want to look like these two assholes. See below.
Thursday – new posts all day.
Yours in gossip,
Photo from Flynetonline.com
Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story
Rachel Bilson today in New York shopping at Whole Foods and giving us a very good shot of her engagement ring. As you know, Rachel is engaged to Hayden Christensen. They’ve been tucked away in Ontario at his farmhouse for much of the winter for renovations, a far cry from the glamourous life in LA. Full Story
This is Josh Duhamel – he’s a fine looking man, non? – on the Vancouver set of Ramona and Beezus today. Also attached – Selena Gomez shooting the other day. Speaking of Selena, she and Taylor Lautner – the most adorable young couple – have spent time together every day this week, whenever they can squeeze in an hour or two. Full Story
Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about 5k and they dry super fast. Full Story
Blue streaks, board shorts, and a beater tank (Dlisted)
She actually has an ass. Is it fake too? (Hollywood Tuna)
Brangelunatics are jealous of him (Just Jared)
The new excuse for cheating (The Superficial)
I love MK’s bag (Pop Sugar)
Cellulite > Robert Pattinson: twi-hards should protest (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
If they can make up, why not Brange and Jen? (INO)
He cheats, now he won’t pay (Cele|bitchy)
Naughty and leggy (Popoholic)
The best nickname for a ‘roid monkey (The Blemish)