Our uncle is Tadeusz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 17:22:00 October 30, 2009 17:22:00

Same as your baby son whose first name is Henry. Henry Tadeusz, as announced today by your spokesperson, born on October 7. October 7 is also the birthday of my Polish father-in-law. His name is Stanislaw. It’s like we’re having a Polish party together. Full Story

Moroccan sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 12:41:57 October 30, 2009 12:41:57

Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much as he wants to. Full Story

Hugh says no to back-to-back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 11:19:56 October 30, 2009 11:19:56

Oscar hosting. He apparently declined the invitation for a second round. According to Variety Hugh Jackman wants to do it again eventually, just not this year. With the HFPA announcing Ricky Gervais as their choice to host the Golden Globes, the first in 15 years, the Academy is now pressing to find a suitable frontperson who can build upon Jackman’s momentum and help avoid a ratings decline. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 10:38:00 October 30, 2009 10:38:00

Calling for an English person to explain to me why Katie Price is famous (Dlisted)

The ULTIMATE Sh-t or Diarrhea. Which is which? (The Superficial)

Megan Fox in daisy dukes (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna’s beautiful children with big personalities (Pop Sugar)

Reese Witherspoon dress porn (Just Jared)

A poll that proves that Pattinson fans are adults. CRAZY HORNY ADULTS (INO)

Brad and Johnny and their “man caves” (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola is Ebola for Halloween (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Posh will be wearing these next week (Betty Confidential)

Pop music: sex songs, sex lyrics (Popeater)

Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 09:55:07 October 30, 2009 09:55:07

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Mr Shue for Raine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 09:24:00 October 30, 2009 09:24:00

Raine in Calgary is in quarantine with the flu. Sent me an email yesterday with a request for some Glee. How about Joe and Mr Shue?Joe Zee, the influential creative director of Elle, sat down with Matthew Morrison about the show and about his own career plans. Mr Shue is working on a solo album. Big band modernised, that’s the concept. Full Story

Emily, John, and Seth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 09:15:10 October 30, 2009 09:15:10

Reader sightings received yesterday… First up: a very low key Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, engaged and enjoying New York yesterday accompanied by his dog from Jamie L: I was just at the Washington Square Dog Run (NYC) and in came John Krasinski and Emily Blunt with his dog. They were really cute and sat on a bench and laughed with his arm around her the whole time. Full Story

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Chicken Fried 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 08:16:26 October 30, 2009 08:16:26

The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story

Average Cat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 07:27:40 October 30, 2009 07:27:40

Drama. Beanie Sigel’s Jay-Z diss track – have you heard it? Beanie is signed to Roc-a-fella and some say he wants out buy Jay won’t let him and that he’s still pissed because Jay didn’t come to see him in prison, and had him removed from his September 11th tribute concert. Full Story