Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Britney Spears is 28 years old today. Only. But we’ve known her for 11 years now – Baby One More Time was released in 1998 and almost everyone has covered it. Crazier still, and this is something Duana always points out and it never fails to be remarkable: Beyonce and Britney are the same age.  Read Full Intro

The Master goes to work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 15:57:04 December 2, 2009 15:57:04

Cate Blanchett arriving at the theatre today in advance of her performance. A Streetcar Named Desire, Blanche DuBois, and one of the great actors of a generation. And thanks to you teases who’ve seen and shared your thoughts – from Australia to Washington, obviously it’s unanimous: she is outstanding. Full Story

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This is the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 15:40:00 December 2, 2009 15:40:00

There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in London somewhere blessing a puppy and telling you all to behave. Full Story

Ginny & Grindelwald

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 13:02:00 December 2, 2009 13:02:00

Young, pretty Harry Potter Brits dating. I’m all over it. The latest: Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny and Jamie Campbell Bower who will be Gellert Grindelwald were spotted this past weekend leaving the EA British Academy Children’s Awards together. Very cute. Grindelwald of course was at one time Dumbledore’s best friend before he became his bitter enemy. Full Story

Absence creates hope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 12:45:00 December 2, 2009 12:45:00

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story

Beauty loves Beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 11:39:58 December 2, 2009 11:39:58

As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this morning, both were seen leaving his New York apartment, separately, as Sienna ran into a waiting car while Jude seemed in good spirits heading to another vehicle. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 11:12:00 December 2, 2009 11:12:00

Susan Boyle > John Mayer. This makes me laugh and cry at the same time (Popeater)

See? It never counts unless it happens on Twitter (Dlisted)

Elin Nordegren does NOT f-ck around (The Superficial)

Rachel Bilson: funny or die and sex too but still why is (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively SNL: how much will show her breasts? (Just Jared)

The Porny Simpson year in review (Pop Sugar)

CanNOT understand how this bitch is considered a “model” (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

If only Iker could hold me like this (Kickette)

The Alba Bitch was almost called something else (INO)

Really great Kate Hudson photo shoot (ASL)

Hugh will warm your heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 10:22:00 December 2, 2009 10:22:00

You need a cleansing from Ely’s tattoos? Even my cold baby-hating heart is vulnerable to Hugh Jackman’s charms. He’s with his daughter out and about NYC making funny faces. Seems like such a fun dad. And she seems like she having the best time ever with him. Awwww… It’s the holidays. Full Story

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Ely & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 09:59:20 December 2, 2009 09:59:20

Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at his place. It’s become so that he can’t be away from her. Full Story

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Baby One More Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 08:32:23 December 2, 2009 08:32:23

It’s her birthday. And she celebrated last night on a date with her man Jason Trawick at the Chateau Marmont and with her weave up and the fringe falling forward, in her jeans and leather jacket, she almost looks young again. Cue pang of nostalgia, right? Trawick is getting more and more attractive to me. Full Story

There’s a good girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 07:51:05 December 2, 2009 07:51:05

It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s a smart girl?!? That’s a big girl sitting in her big girl chair! This is how I feel when our Porny manages not to embarrass herself in public, when she dresses appropriately, when she successfully navigates a flight of stairs, while smiling, and doesn’t fall on her ass. Full Story

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