A day with Granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 12:13:00 October 6, 2010 12:13:00

Well not really, maybe a couple of days, but it’s a good snapshot of what the last few have been like, to catch up with our Granny Freeze at “home”, in Nashville. There’s Gran on a run, making sure to stay Hollywood sized even though she’s supposedly enjoying all the southern comforts of Tennessee. Full Story

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Shadow of its Former Self?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 11:35:00 October 6, 2010 11:35:00

Written by Duana It’s as fashionable to hate Glee as it once was to love it. But I don’t have a lot of cracks to make this week. The show focuses on the aftermath of Kurt’s Dad having a heart attack, remaining in a coma all episode. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 11:19:26 October 6, 2010 11:19:26

Justin Bieber, you do not need Ashton Kutcher. Cut that sh-t loose. (Dlisted)

Christina Hendricks: asstalk or candid? (The Superficial)

Rosie is afraid of Oprah because Oprah is a kind employer...WHAT? (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s new hair is working for me (Hollywood Tuna)

OK that photo of Leonardo DiCaprio with his arms spread wide is making my life today (Just Jared)

15 years of Gisele Bundchen (Pop Sugar)

BAG is crusty with fans (Celebuzz)

Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

No one is spared, not even her husband, from the sh-t that comes out of Katherine Heigl’s mouth (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Neil Patrick Harris, baby daddy drama! (Cele|bitchy)

The GMD is topless!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 09:49:08 October 6, 2010 09:49:08

Oh manly man of all the manly men! It’s Tom Cruise in Prague today working on MI4 with his shirt off, jumping off buildings and being all heroic, performing feats of such difficulty, pussies 20 years his junior may not even attempt them. Powerful penis! As you can see, he looks exhilarated. Really, really happy. Full Story

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She’s saggy and cellulite-y

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 09:15:29 October 6, 2010 09:15:29

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am I? Oh la. Full Story

Redemption in drag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 08:49:00 October 6, 2010 08:49:00

Seeing this kinda makes me roll my eyes a little less enthusiastically at his pretention. Check out James Franco on the cover of Candy Magazine, a publication that celebrates “transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” He is f-cking hideous. And also a little bit hot. Full Story

Bomb-ass cargos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 08:44:58 October 6, 2010 08:44:58

Written by Sasha* When Lainey comes to Toronto she usually flings a few fashion questions my way. The latest one was during TIFF. She bbm’d me: “I’m wearing a dress that’s see-through, can I wear it to work?” To which I responded “you’re a slut so go for it”. Full Story

Animated Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 08:20:47 October 6, 2010 08:20:47

Am all over her wardrobe on this film. I mean, she never looks like sh-t but right now she’s never looked better. And those legs... This is Reese Witherspoon shooting This Means War in Vancouver yesterday at the art gallery showing off a variety of facial expressions – zany! highjinks! goofy! Moviemaking is so bizarre sometimes. Full Story

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October 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 07:57:54 October 6, 2010 07:57:54

Happy Birthday Kristen! Tracy tells me it’s been a challenge lately. And that the house has been a bitch. I hate it when a house is a bitch too. But that’s why it’s time for a turn. Getting older could not have come sooner, promise. Things are looking up, especially for someone like you, a dear friend, with wonderful and supportive friends who feel so fortunate that they are a part of your life. Full Story

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for sending in your advance questions for the Weekly LiveBlog which will happen today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Look forward to yelling at each other then.

I really, really want to go to Washington DC for the Rally to Restore Sanity and the March to Keep Fear Alive. So much. Unfortunately I have to be somewhere else. If you’re going I am jealous.

So there’s an article today on People.com about Lisa Rinna and her lips. Apparently she’s had them reduced. Something about them defining her. Something about after her confession – that she’d had them done just once way back in 1986 – that people were mean to her: "I took a big hit for being honest. It gave everyone online permission to lambaste me. It hurt my feelings."

Just once??? There are at least six lips up in there. I’ve seen them, live in person, and I counted at least six. After just one shot? In 1986? Bitch, I’m not lambasting you for being honest, I’m hurting your feelings for being dishonest.

It’s Tuesday – new articles all day, including some gloating. Sorry.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Karl’s throne, Karl’s stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2010 16:28:36 October 5, 2010 16:28:36

Today at Paris Fashion Week it was Chanel. And therefore Karl’s moment. You know, Karl doesn’t have small moments. It’s always a spectacle and he is always the grand prince. I really love when he makes his exit entrance. It’s really the definition of amazingness. Flanked by the incomparable Ines de la Fressange, unchanged after all these years, and of course his muse Baptiste, Karl celebrated his new collection – clothes most of us can only look at and dream about. Full Story

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