October 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 07:31:29 October 29, 2009 07:31:29

Happy 25th Birthday Carol “Ro Ro”. There’s a plate of potato skins and a draft beer waiting for you in Hinton! Love Emily To Rachel and the girls at BSS – thanks so much for helping out Laura, resulting in a very smooth, very successful shoot. She was thrilled. If I’d been in Toronto I would have tagged along to thank you personally for supporting my blog. Full Story

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s that time of year again. When I rag on your asses to watch one of the best shows on television.

Friday Night Lights premieres on DirecTV tonight. What is life like post Panthers? There is an enemy. He has temporarily gained the upper hand on our Coach. But our Coach is tenacious, just like our Show. Somehow our Show has found a way to stay alive. Even though so many of you refuse to watch it… because you’d rather watch Kate Gosselin?

She wants to be a movie star now.

Enough.

Stop this f-ckery now. If you have ever watched an episode of Jon & Kate but never an episode of Friday Night Lights, I’m officially trying to make you feel bad for it. Also, Glee is off for a few weeks for the World Series.

The Zac Efron article was very popular yesterday. Scroll down to read about his kindness if you missed it. And yeah, and Lindsay Lohan wants to go to India on a humanitarian mission. I’ve already told her to sit the f-ck DOWN but you may want to add your Bitch, Please onto the end of that too.

It’s Wednesday. We are counting down the hours until we get on that ferry for Tofino, an annual tradition, spending a week in heaven to celebrate 8 years of marriage. No interruption in blog schedule. That’s what the Rocket Stick is for.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS At The Bay Downtown Vancouver TODAY from 11am – 6pm: meet Doug Atkinson, acclaimed makeup artists and fragrance spokesperson for Coty “Diva on a Dime”. He’ll be personalising a fragrance plan for shoppers based on lifestyle. Doug was at The Bay all day yesterday too. It’s been quite the event. And here’s a bonus for LaineyGossip.com readers:

I am giving away a Coty holiday gift set (one) which includes a Marc Jacobs “Daisy” tote, full size perfume, purse size perfume, a LOLA flower brooch, and designer lotions. Interested? Send an email to [email protected] with COTY as the subject by EOD Friday, October 30th. Standard terms apply. Have fun today at The Bay and good luck!

Manslinger sex machine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 20:03:44 October 28, 2009 20:03:44

The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to Us Weekly Full Story

Nimble Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 13:10:02 October 28, 2009 13:10:02

Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if I can pull the same move. Jacek keeps telling me I’m too uncoordinated. Full Story

Scabby’s allnighter bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 12:45:37 October 28, 2009 12:45:37

Scabby was out last night in London wearing a pink dress and Lindsay Lohan’s busted face. In fairness to Scabby, she’s like 40 plus. When you factor in all the gangrushes on her ass, it’s understandable the way she looks. Lilo at 23 is a f-cking crime. But how much class is Pam? Those long tacky ass silver fake nails and a dress that might as well cost less than my sandwich – and the worst part is, some bitches actually call this a style inspiration. Full Story

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What’s up with Dandy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 12:00:20 October 28, 2009 12:00:20

Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies under his breath. Full Story

Gosling Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:39:37 October 28, 2009 10:39:37

Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:19:44 October 28, 2009 10:19:44

Heidi Montag tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Hollywood Tuna)

A Twi-Hard got lost last night and this is where she ended up (Dlisted)

How long before Lindsay Lohan tried to throw this up? (The Superficial)

Tyra Banks tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Just Jared)

Kingston Rossdale rules the pumpkin patch (Pop Sugar)

Favourite bullsh-t story of the week: Cameron Diaz meddles with Robo’s womb! (Cele|bitchy)

Even when she’s not trying to Ashley Greene still brings the nip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SheWolf is feeling fertile (INO)

When will this bitch start dating Ebola? (Towleroad)

Did he black her out because she was talking about poo? (Popeater)

Girls share everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:06:55 October 28, 2009 10:06:55

Even boys? Oh the kids. The kids are writing a new book with a new code. Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez went out last night for dinner and frozen yoghurt, girls on a girls’ night, just two nights after date night and a sleepover when TSwizzle hooked up with T Lautner at the hockey game and then at a hotel on Sunday Full Story

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Courtside premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 09:22:01 October 28, 2009 09:22:01

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Sunny & Scowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:28:20 October 28, 2009 08:28:20

A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story

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