When the Italian Queen met the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 11:59:00 December 1, 2009 11:59:00

They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta Canalis has been chosen this season to help him get there and she’s grabbing that bitch full throttle and running the show. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 11:07:20 December 1, 2009 11:07:20

Not fair: Diane Kruger has Joshua Jackson AND a sick body (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes lips off the judgy moms (Dlisted)

So tired of this bitch and her posing antics (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Mila marry Macauley? (Just Jared)

David Beckham travel steeze (Pop Sugar)

Still not sure why Rachel Bilson is featured in magazines. For why? (Popoholic)

Jude & Sienna: it was inevitable, non? (The Blemish)

Maybe this is why Brad Pitt won’t cut his beard. AMAZING (Towleroad)

Keely Hazel rare real breasts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twilight + Gossip Girl = ONE (Popeater)

Be Italian!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 09:33:47 December 1, 2009 09:33:47

A third trailer for Nine has been released. GOOSE BUMPS and jumpy claps! Is it Christmas yet? Soon. Until then, we have the premieres. The UK premiere of Nine is on Thursday. Kate Hudson has arrived in advance of the event, landing at Heathrow today…with Alex Rodriguez. Well, he’s not working right now. Full Story

There will be more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 09:02:00 December 1, 2009 09:02:00

etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 years. Full Story

GOOPy Wellies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 08:18:03 December 1, 2009 08:18:03

After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into one mammoth residence worth £7 million. Full Story

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Disco Porny can’t multitask

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 07:47:05 December 1, 2009 07:47:05

You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to get through the dead air to find them. Full Story

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Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 07:04:41 December 1, 2009 07:04:41

In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical success and followed that up by playing the romantic female lead in a new comedy It’s Complicated due out this month. Full Story

Brange: cops, fights, and full body satin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 06:57:48 December 1, 2009 06:57:48

I love the Jolie but f-ck she cannot dress. What is this? What are these pants? Why are these pants? How did he let her leave the house in those pants? Because you know he’s a styling man. And these are not the pants of a styling woman. If they fight about anything, please let them fight about this. Full Story

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Tiger Woods is a master at course management. But his crisis management skills leave much to be desired. This post-accident mystery has been handled so piss poorly it’s the PR disaster equivalent of Jean van de Velde at Carnoustie, not only fory the mysterious shenanigans and what stinks of a cover-up but also the public disrespect of the authorities who, according to TMZ  Read Full Intro

The Thinnification of Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 15:11:15 November 30, 2009 15:11:15

Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, and her head suddenly looks really, really big. Full Story

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Cate in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 13:22:08 November 30, 2009 13:22:08

Just pushing her stroller, with her 3 boys and her husband, catching a cab, as stylish as ever and not even trying… Cate Blanchett, who else? She’s in New York continuing to play Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire directed by Liv Ullmann that runs until December 20th and is sold f-cking out. Full Story