Hugh and Halle together again

April 29, 2009 07:01:09 Posted at April 29, 2009 07:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her best in a tight black dress to generate enough heat to deflect Mel Gibson’s mail order nasty. Full Story

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Horny, Smug, and Rude

April 29, 2009 06:37:33 Posted at April 29, 2009 06:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, is well aware that he’s worth a billion dollars. Full Story

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April 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 29, 2009 06:18:39 Posted at April 29, 2009 06:18:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good luck Kelli P as you defend your PhD dissertation! Julie is looking forward to celebrating with you soon. She also hopes the celebration involves hot men feeding you both beer and poutine. I like this friend. You should keep her. Have received many emails lately asking about Nelson who was staying with us while his parents were in Hawaii. Full Story

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Wolverine world premiere was last night in Tempe, Arizona where hundreds and hundreds of fans had lined up overnight waiting to the see stars. So Hugh Jackman sent them bagels and coffee in the morning. He probably paid for all of it himself too. Why? Because seriously, that’s just the kind of man he is.

Wolverine is coming. This weekend. I will go for Hugh. Ok, and Taylor Kitsch too… but these photos, these photos are killing me. You’ll see what I mean below.

Tuesday – late article was posted yesterday re: Tom Hanks and his star studded event. Scroll down to get caught up. Am blogging all day, check back often. Was Filthy Scab ganged again? She looks it…

Yours in gossip,


Poppy can’t act

April 28, 2009 20:34:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 20:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a bitch down is what this show is all about. Full Story

Photo Confirmation clarification

April 28, 2009 16:24:17 Posted at April 28, 2009 16:24:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s what I wrote in an earlier post, photo assuming/confirming SJP’s appearance at her husband’s side last night at the Wonderful World premiere: She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that about right? Add this to your Photo Assumption: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have just announced they’re expecting twins via surrogate this summer and Entertainment Weekly Full Story

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It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom

April 28, 2009 14:11:44 Posted at April 28, 2009 14:11:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her…I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed up a storm. "Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. Full Story

Twilight and Brooke Shields

April 28, 2009 13:27:23 Posted at April 28, 2009 13:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive They were hanging out together last night at a bar/lounge – Brooke Shields with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, and several others. You’ll recall, Brooke and Pattinson were on the same flight together from LA on Sunday night. Famous people meeting famous people and then becoming friends. Full Story

Junior is robust

April 28, 2009 11:36:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 28, 2009 11:01:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 11:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will his he-mommy come defend him? (Dlisted)

The ugliest dress on a B lister I’ve seen in a long, long time (Hollywood Tuna)

Sweet Shiloh…look at Taupe’s shorts! (Just Jared)

How did she manage to remember her lines? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why couldn’t Leo and Jack sit next to each other and compare hair? (Pop Sugar)

Dry Lips becomes a Vampire (INO)

Ew! Spittle in sweats and an Indian booty call! (Cele|bitchy)

But it’s so obvious that she eats, isn’t it? (Holy Moly)

Everyone succumbs to sateen (Popoholic)

Listen to the Alba Bitch’s ego at the end of this video (The Blemish)

Sideburns and sadness

April 28, 2009 10:10:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. Full Story

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