Weekly crack tweets

July 10, 2009 10:25:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post:Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. Full Story

Entourage Season 6 and DVD giveaway!

July 10, 2009 09:26:50 Posted at July 10, 2009 09:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The boys are back this Sunday – the 6th season of Entourage kicks off this weekend (Sunday, July 12 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on HBO in Canada and the US) and judging by the screener of the first 2 episodes they sent over, all signs point to a more thoughtful, less frivolous direction. Still fun, but not so random. Full Story

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Pippy the superhero?

July 10, 2009 08:02:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 08:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood f-cking shenigans… I don’t understand why they haven’t already offered this to Bradley Cooper. Instead, he’s one of three on the shortlist, alongside Ryan Reynolds and … Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake! His balls haven’t fully dropped and he’s supposed to convince us he can fight danger and save the world? Please. Full Story

Granny Freeze: no love, no loyalty

July 10, 2009 07:47:11 Posted at July 10, 2009 07:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has fired her publicist of 15 years. That’s a long, LONG time. The reason? Gran is blaming Catherine Olim for the current suckassness of her career. As you know, her box office has been dismal, and Australia was a massive, embarrassing, and expensive example of it and so Nicole is looking for a new rep, a new direction, like it’s everything to do with strategy and nothing to do with the fact that her face doesn’t move and she’s a fraud for f-cking with it? That may be what she’s telling herself but it’s certainly not an accurate assessment of her own image. Full Story

All’s well with Josh & Diane

July 10, 2009 07:19:51 Posted at July 10, 2009 07:19:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

6 weeks ago the tabloids caught him with a woman’s legs wrapped around his waist in New Orleans, there on location shooting Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin’s rep denied any wrongdoing on his part but the photo –and the thigh – speaks for itself. Click here Full Story

Back to real life

July 10, 2009 06:52:51 Posted at July 10, 2009 06:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up the kids in France somewhere David, I think?, is expected to return to LA for the Galaxy’s new season, just in good time for the release of The Beckham Experiment on July 14th, a new exposé on the superstar footballer’s move to America and the f-ckery behind the scenes. Full Story

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July 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 10, 2009 06:31:36 Posted at July 10, 2009 06:31:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Heather who is celebrating tonight with a party – congratulations on formalizing your 250 pound weight loss from a two-timing asshole! Love the new philosophy, love the attitude, and you know I always love revenge. Have so much fun tonight with the people who love you most! And by request – here’s Ewan at Wimbledon. Full Story

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to Jacek for pinch-hitting yesterday while I was en route to New York. Yes. He messed up the Tingles – they’ve since been fixed, you can stop yelling at him now. Re: his post about Pene and Monica Cruz and the strange underwear though, I was surprised he didn’t write about what it was like when we went to Victoria’s Secret together. In Vegas. The only time I’ve ever seen him excited to walk into a store with me. And then he started pouting. Because everything he wanted me to buy was a torture garment. That sh-t is uncomfortable. I refuse and it’s his biggest complaint in life. Why can’t proper coverage cotton panties be a turn-ON?

I thought Emma Watson’s nude cotton panties were adorable. No doubt you’ve heard about what happened when the wind blew on the carpet the other night in London at the HP6 premiere. She discussed it very gracefully on Letterman yesterday – more on that later. Emma is in New York.

Thursday – am blogging all day from New York. Love it here.

Yours in gossip,


George helps

July 9, 2009 15:11:17 Posted at July 9, 2009 15:11:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The G8 summit is happening now in L’Aquila, Italy and after spending his vacation at Lake Como with Bill Murray paddling with the ladies and boozy dinners with more ladies George Clooney dropped by and toured the area hit by the earthquake. He’s also supposed to be in town for a theatre opening. Full Story

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High fashion JailBait

July 9, 2009 13:01:25 Posted at July 9, 2009 13:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. JailBait Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available. Full Story