Karl: surrounded by young hotness

July 13, 2009 16:44:32 Posted at July 13, 2009 16:44:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only successful controlled his appetite, he also has blocked his sweat glands. Full Story

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They both needed it

July 13, 2009 15:06:58 Posted at July 13, 2009 15:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget Thor directed by Kenneth Branagh. Full Story

Here come the pants

July 13, 2009 12:24:58 Posted at July 13, 2009 12:24:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 13, 2009 11:28:11 Posted at July 13, 2009 11:28:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She saw sparkles when he f-cked her (Dlisted)

The tits are the only way to tell them apart (Hollywood Tuna)

I still don’t know what her purpose is, but getting naked is a good start (The Superficial)

Lilo rejected by Russell Brand? (ASL)

Something about Brendan Fraser that’s even MORE unattractive than his hairplugs (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s tiny waist (Pop Sugar)

Drew Barrymore in Brooklyn in skinny jeans – don’t get trampled by Twi-Hards! (ICYDK)

Ok yeah, have to admit she looks good in head to toe leather (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Because Eva Longoria knows you don’t care about her (INO)

Mothers-in-law can be so difficult (Cele|bitchy)

Angie on the move

July 13, 2009 10:19:16 Posted at July 13, 2009 10:19:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie was photographed yesterday leaving the Raffles hotel driving away on her own. They move around a lot more independently in LA. Yesterday was also the Holy Twins' first birthday, already a year since the frenzy surrounding their arrival but months since we've seen them, prompting sketchy reports about health issues other dubious claims. Full Story

Be nice like Hugh

July 13, 2009 08:03:00 Posted at July 13, 2009 08:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am sure by now you’ve heard the news that Ryan Reynolds has beat out Pips Timberlake and Bradley Cooper to play the Green Lantern. Ugh. Extremely UNimaginative casting, non? This of course will give Ryan more reason to moan and groan about being famous and harassed by fans. Because he continues to choose roles that are completely independent of a fan base, right? You want to be a superhero? You want that movie to sell? It means you shake a lot of hands and kiss a lot of babies. Full Story

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Beckhams back to Hollywood!

July 13, 2009 07:03:59 Posted at July 13, 2009 07:03:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They must have been rushed for their flight. David and Victoria at Heathrow on Friday head back to LA as Becks rejoins the Galaxy. Check it, and hold on to your concrete tits, because Posh appears to be wearing very, very, VERY little makeup. …the f-ck? I’m telling you. It must have been a tight flight. Full Story

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An afternoon with the Potter kids

July 13, 2009 06:53:00 Posted at July 13, 2009 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s start with Bonnie Wright. She’s tiny. Was wearing flats, as was I, and we’re the same height, only she’s thinner, though not unhealthy. Very still, small movements, extremely articulate, quite reserved. Funnily enough, it’s the Weasleys with the low energy, and Harry and Hermione who are much more animated. Full Story

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Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince

July 13, 2009 06:31:00 Posted at July 13, 2009 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am told that tickets are already sold out in many cities for showings on the first 3 days… Do you have yours? I saw it on Thursday at a press screening before the junket. So f-cking cute. And visually spectacular. And fun. And fastpaced. And if you don’t want the spoilers, STOP READING NOW. Full Story

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July 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 13, 2009 06:16:37 Posted at July 13, 2009 06:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Dr. Michelle: I am so happy for you, and proud of you, on the completion of your PHD. You are amazing and I wish only the best for you and your boys in the years to come! Have fun sleeping! Karen. Congrats to Heather H, Kristin G, Robin P, Thuy N, Brianne M, Carol S, Meghan C, and Joanna S for winning a pair of No Doubt tickets to shows in their cities. Full Story