Spons’d Tingles: CosmoTV Bachelor Search reminder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 12:09:20 September 10, 2009 12:09:20

As we mentioned last week, CosmoTV is running its annual Bachelor Search. Now through Friday, October 2, interested contestants can fill out a form online here and submit a photo and video showing Canada why they deserve to be voted Canada’s top bachelor. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 11:43:01 September 10, 2009 11:43:01

TIFF scheduling sh-t show has begun. Stepping in for Tingles. More Lainey content will follow. Jacek.

Megan Fox sex tape (Dlisted)

Audrina’s only talents on display in Maxim (The Superficial)

Girth. Holly can handle much more than this (Hollywood Tuna)

Other than Drew, SNL’s version of Fall DoucheFest 2009 (Just Jared)

Gwen sporting the hair-do my mom wore for 25 years (Pop Sugar)

Oh Hayden (Panetiererieriere). You could ask for a seniors discount and they wouldn’t question you (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Aniston's too cool to be mad, but she's just saying (INO)

OMG they’re smiling and laughing!!! Their love is eternal! (ASL)

Ellen the new Paula (minus the crazy)? (Popeater)

Ho hum. Lily half naked again. I swear, every time! (Popoholic)

Don’t talk about her concrete tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 09:03:16 September 10, 2009 09:03:16

Well… At least she’s not denying it. Victoria Beckham appears on the cover of October issue of Elle Magazine. Horrid photo – click here for a refresher. New pages from inside have just been released – see them here Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Crest WhiteStrips Advanced Seal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 08:49:21 September 10, 2009 08:49:21

P&G Beauty is sponsoring our TIFF coverage on LaineyGossip. As the official TIFF Beauty Sponsor, they will be providing touch ups for celebrities and guests before red carpet and other events throughout the duration of the festival. Crest is the official “smile sponsor” of TIFF and is highlighting their WhiteStrips Advanced Seal dental whitening formula as part of that sponsorship. Full Story

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She’s not high fiving his penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 08:02:03 September 10, 2009 08:02:03

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here Full Story

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Who needs acting school?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 07:34:03 September 10, 2009 07:34:03

Kate Hudson was photographed yesterday leaving ARod’s apartment and heading to an acting studio. With Tupperware. An acting studio? Why? She makes the same movie with Matthew McConaughey over and over again. You may have heard, Kate’s ex-husband Chris Robinson is expecting with his girlfriend. Full Story

Drew Barrymore Plaid Perfection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 07:17:55 September 10, 2009 07:17:55

Am mortified that Lainey called when I was watching America’s Next Top Model and that I had to own up to it. Yes, I’m a complete reality TV junkie whether it involves a bachelorette, castaways on an island, or a group of 12 losers locked in a house. Don’t act like you’re above it. Full Story

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Does she look familiar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 06:52:00 September 10, 2009 06:52:00

Several of you have emailed about George Clooney’s tasty new piece and her resemblance to Cindy Crawford. Cindy happened to be on Good Morning America and The View yesterday to promote her new clothing line at JC Penney. Perfect timing for some side-by-side and recent comparisons. You’re right. Full Story

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Brand shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 06:33:40 September 10, 2009 06:33:40

Ran out of time and wasn’t able to address this yesterday, am sure you’ve heard – the Ungaro announcement that Lindsay Lohan has been named the brand’s “artistic adviser”. Based on what? Even Women’s Wear Daily can’t hide its disdain. The news actually leaked a few months ago. Full Story

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September 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 05:50:45 September 10, 2009 05:50:45

For Ben Sigston, we're looking forward to hearing you sing live on 100.5 The Peak today at 3:15 and then seeing you perform later tonight at The Media Club. Congrats on your big day!!!! Don't forget when your world tour happens we're totally coming along. Love, The Ben Sigston Fan Club Executive, Vancouver Chapter And Attention Dog Lovers: HugABull Advocacy and Rescue Society invites you to attend their 6th annual Pits in the Park from 2-4 PM on September 13th, 2009 at Jericho Beach Park 3800 Point Grey Road, Vancouver. Full Story

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

What’s a good interview?

It’s an honest one. Like the one Antonio Banderas gives on Ellen today when he addresses his wife Melanie Griffith’s addiction and rehabilitation.

Two weeks ago it was announced that Griffith had been admitted to Cirque Lodge, and at the time her publicist, instead of simply requesting privacy, offered a dumbass Hollywood statement attempting to sugarcoat the situation, depicting Melanie’s struggle as a “routine” one.

It’s Antonio who has handled it beautifully, gracefully, and meaningfully. Click here, read his comments, and try not to fall in love with him. Banderas just wrote the lesson plan. If only the Lohan Family would pay attention.

We’re headed for Toronto today as TIFF begins tomorrow. It’s my 4th year. Am still a novice compared to Shinan Govani. Shinan can get into any party, so beloved that Holt Renfrew and Hello Canada are throwing him one during the festival to celebrate his launch. Shinan is invited on every trip, to every opening, every premiere, and doesn’t have enough column space to report everything he sees. What do you with so much stored up smut?

Shinan wrote a book. A book filled with celebrity scandal, very thinly veiled, like a blind item novel, told from the perspective of a diminutive gossip columnist who has been left alone too many times pretending to be asleep in the backroom with Oscar winners while they swingf-ck their best friends.

Bold Face Names by Shinan Govani will be released on September 12th. Five copies to give away. Interested?

Email [email protected] with Bold Face Names as the title by 11:59pm Pacific on Wednesday, September 16th 2009. One book per winner by draw. Contest rules apply. Good luck.

Wednesday – am blogging until our flight. Hate travelling west to east. You lose so much time. And the suckiest part is that I’m missing Glee. PVR anxiety is the worst.

Yours in gossip,