November 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 07:23:47 November 27, 2009 07:23:47

Happy Birthday Tina W from your husband Bob who says it’ll get better soon and that he loves you LOTS. Happy 24th Birthday to Nicola’s sister who is celebrating with a teen themed birthday party and New Moon is the centerpiece. Loved the message you sent to your friends. Yes, do drink your tits off to make the cheese bearable, and congratulations on the apartment with Mary. Full Story

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Lists. They always make lists at the end of the year. I keep forgetting it’s the end of the year AND the end of a decade. So now there are even more lists. Top songs of the 00s. 100 most entertaining moments of the 00s. Best books of the 00s.  Read Full Intro

It’s so nice to see you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 15:39:10 November 26, 2009 15:39:10

Kate Winslet. Some celebrities, when they’ve been up in our faces for a while on promotion or whatever, promise they’ll go away quietly once their sh-t is over. And then they never leave. Kate Winslet said last year following promotion for Revolutionary Road and her Oscar run for The Reader that she had no plans to work and wanted to chill out, be with her kids, stay away from the spotlight for a while. Full Story

Thanksgiving GLEE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 11:44:35 November 26, 2009 11:44:35

Oh Mark Salling…WHY? Why is your penis so dumb? Why did it lead you astray? With Audrina Patridge? I can’t get down with a dude who could actually stand that idiot for more than a minute. I can’t. If he needs some strange for a night, in Los Angeles, the star of a hit show, he could have nailed that anywhere. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 10:54:45 November 26, 2009 10:54:45

JLo’s ass after the fall (Just Jared)

The Heidi & Spencer of Washington, DC (Dlisted)

Peter Facinelli has a sense of humour, unlike the fundamentalist Twi-Hards (The Superficial)

They call themselves the Los Angeles Temptation (Hollywood Tuna)

What happened to pants? (Popeater http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/26/celebrities-without-pants/)

Kate Hudson and Ryder at the circus (Pop Sugar)

This helps a LOT with my Eminem problem. It just might cure it (INO)

Chace Crawford’s first and last snatch and her fur (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The first and likely only time I’ll agree with Michael Bay (Cele|bitchy)

I hope they paid her a lot of money to cheese out this hard. The Sound of Music one is the worst (Popoholic)

Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 09:46:00 November 26, 2009 09:46:00

Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. Can we talk about his hair for this film? What is it? Slightly longer, yes. Full Story

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Holiday abroad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 08:14:19 November 26, 2009 08:14:19

Jennifer Aniston arrived in London today spending US Thanksgiving abroad. Can you hit the beach in England at this time of year? Pretty sure you can’t. Jen on a holiday without the sun? what’s up? Orlando Bloom was also on her flight. They share the same agent. Not sure what this means. Guy Ritchie flew back to London yesterday too. Full Story

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The cheating Italian Queen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:46:19 November 26, 2009 07:46:19

George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along the link Full Story

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Beaters > Gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:10:57 November 26, 2009 07:10:57

Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped interview with him next week AND considering a live performance, all in service of course of his new album. Full Story

November 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:02:45 November 26, 2009 07:02:45

To Makeba – am sorry you’re away from home and hurting. Admire your work and your volunteer spirit over the holidays. There are no new photos of TK or RG lately. But this is one of my favourite Ryan interviews. Hope you enjoy it too. Big hug. Happy Birthday Mark A! Will try to come on Saturday to the big 40th bash. Full Story