Ready for a rant-off?

April 21, 2009 11:54:27 Posted at April 21, 2009 11:54:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg have signed on to a new biopic called The Fighter about Irish Mickey Ward. Bale will play Marky Mark’s half brother who ends up training him. As E! pointed out, the director is none other than David O Russell who, like Christian, had a meltdown on the set of I Heart Huckabees in a tirade against Lily Tomlin. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 21, 2009 11:04:33 Posted at April 21, 2009 11:04:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carbs are evil (Dlisted)

Of course they went to Coachella. Of course they did. (Just Jared)

B don’t tweet (Pop Sugar)

She thinks it’s a good job… do you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Go on a date with Ryan Reynolds! (INO)

The Ultimate Natural Beauty (Cele|bitchy)

If she’s a size 2, I’m Gwyneth Paltrow (The Blemish)

The new #1 on my husband’s Freebie Five (Popoholic)

Lourdes Leon, fashion plate (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Inducing Labour

April 21, 2009 10:52:11 Posted at April 21, 2009 10:52:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of him, his abs all sweaty, and so sweet in pink at a presser at the Conde de Godo might help the baby along. Full Story

Married Orange Mandy

April 21, 2009 10:06:42 Posted at April 21, 2009 10:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s happy and I am happy for her. Her husband, after pretending he was all punk as f-ck, came back for her on his hands and knees. Mandy Moore is worth it. Which is why it makes me sad to see an orange Mandy, photos from this weekend, in Vegas, borrowing Lindsay Lohan’s spray tan to give herself a dirty face. Full Story

She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym

April 21, 2009 08:56:06 Posted at April 21, 2009 08:56:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told Full Story

Shoot out at the Muggle Café

April 21, 2009 08:39:01 Posted at April 21, 2009 08:39:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of Harry Potter is shot on a soundstage outside of London. I had the extreme pleasure of spending a day there on junket last year – sat in the Great Hall, in Umbridge’s office, in Dumbledore’s office, at the Ministry of Magic… It made the top 5 list of best days of my life. Full Story

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The Brange: photo op at the grocery

April 21, 2009 07:42:46 Posted at April 21, 2009 07:42:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to go underground for a while after so much exposure during award season. She’s shooting Salt, they’re living in some crazy ass mansion on Long Island, and as such, the bottom feeding rags have chosen to capitalise by printing weekly reports about their split. Full Story

RDJ and all his friends

April 21, 2009 07:30:00 Posted at April 21, 2009 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of The Soloist last night with co-star Jamie Foxx, not the most popular dude these days. RDJ on the other hand is everybody’s favourite, and he turned up the charm last night with his wife, and Catherine Keener by his side, and Halle Berry showed up too, in flipflops and her body poured into a striped dress with curves and an ass and when I see her I’m always reminded of the time Ewan McGregor was caught mid-interview lasciviously admiring her and he was mildly criticised for it but really, can you blame him? The Soloist hits theatres on Friday, will likely not do much at the box office. Full Story

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April 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 21, 2009 07:08:33 Posted at April 21, 2009 07:08:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy belated Birthday Amanda (Sunday) from the girls at the office! Happy Birthday AK with love from your friends Jill and Farrah! Hang in there – you know where. Your tenacity will pay off one way or another and I look forward to hearing what that’ll be. PS. “Show me your tits”. Full Story

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

$24 million.

Zac Efron proved he can open big without the benefit of a built-in book-based fanbase. And after hearing from many of you – sheepish but honest! – seems it wasn’t only teens in the audience, or moms accompanying their kids.

So in the ongoing young idol battle between Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson… this round to LipGloss?

Oh hush Twi-hards, put your crazy on pause. It’s Monday. Am about to kick your week off with some brand new, exclusive R-Patty pics taken on a Vancouver Sunday afternoon. Also today – exclusive details from Kate Hudson’s birthday party and celebrities at Coachella!

Scroll down to get caught up on late Friday posts including Taylor Lautner working out.

Yours in gossip,


She don’t need no PUH

April 20, 2009 17:14:13 Posted at April 20, 2009 17:14:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Personal Umbrella Handler. Jennifer Aniston, while the paps are around, she doesn’t need one. This is Jen on the rainy NY set of The Baster today holding her own umbrella, great eye makeup, even better body, clutching her blackberry heading to shoot. Looks like a blackberry bold. My husband uses a bold. Full Story