Beckhams back to Hollywood!

July 13, 2009 07:03:59 Posted at July 13, 2009 07:03:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They must have been rushed for their flight. David and Victoria at Heathrow on Friday head back to LA as Becks rejoins the Galaxy. Check it, and hold on to your concrete tits, because Posh appears to be wearing very, very, VERY little makeup. …the f-ck? I’m telling you. It must have been a tight flight. Full Story

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An afternoon with the Potter kids

July 13, 2009 06:53:00 Posted at July 13, 2009 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s start with Bonnie Wright. She’s tiny. Was wearing flats, as was I, and we’re the same height, only she’s thinner, though not unhealthy. Very still, small movements, extremely articulate, quite reserved. Funnily enough, it’s the Weasleys with the low energy, and Harry and Hermione who are much more animated. Full Story

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Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince

July 13, 2009 06:31:00 Posted at July 13, 2009 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am told that tickets are already sold out in many cities for showings on the first 3 days… Do you have yours? I saw it on Thursday at a press screening before the junket. So f-cking cute. And visually spectacular. And fun. And fastpaced. And if you don’t want the spoilers, STOP READING NOW. Full Story

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July 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 13, 2009 06:16:37 Posted at July 13, 2009 06:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Dr. Michelle: I am so happy for you, and proud of you, on the completion of your PHD. You are amazing and I wish only the best for you and your boys in the years to come! Have fun sleeping! Karen. Congrats to Heather H, Kristin G, Robin P, Thuy N, Brianne M, Carol S, Meghan C, and Joanna S for winning a pair of No Doubt tickets to shows in their cities. Full Story

Friday, July 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night I saw it. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Have been in Harry Potter heaven ever since – humming the theme, daydreaming about quidditich, wishing for a potion to cure my cold. This is why I am in New York. I begged to be in New York. Once a year it’s the only assignment I beg for at etalk. And I start early. Like months and months ahead. I compliment Stan every day. I send him random emails telling him he’s a handsome, wonderful father. When I’m in Toronto, snacks are known to end up on his desk, and other goodies throughout the day. He’s number 1 on the Freebie Five…

Because I am not normally the junket girl. My colleagues are so much better in junket situations, and junkets can eat up your day, same goes for the travel, and I hate to be away from my blog.

Harry is the exception though. For Harry I beg. Especially when there’s the opportunity to see the film AND to interview the cast!

Am interviewing the cast this afternoon for etalk – Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Michael Gambon, and David Yates the director. Videos will begin airing on etalk next week.

But… I have no papayas! F-ck.

It’s Friday. Am blogging all day until the junket and tweeting when I can’t be online. Check my Twitter here.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Am working on the HP6 movie post. It’s long, will take some time. Trying to get it done before the end of the day. If you need something to go on in the meantime, I tweeted about it last night. Don’t fight me on Alan Rickman. I will cut you.

Pissing on Oscar

July 10, 2009 13:04:20 Posted at July 10, 2009 13:04:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a Harry Potter day but it’s also an I Hate People day. Because some people are so f-cking dumb. And I’m not referring to a Twi-Hard. Tyce Diorio choreographed Katie Holmes’s upcoming number on So You Think You Can Dance – a tribute to Judy Garland. Said Diorio of Robo’s performance: “The thing that is so awesome is that you won’t know, you don’t know what to expect … but then when you sit and watch it, it’s amazing. Full Story

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If you post her they will pap

July 10, 2009 12:20:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 12:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wednesday I pitted Monica against Penelope. Today, these shots come out of her on the beach with some dude in Ibiza. Coincidence? Yes. But let’s run with the belief that if we keep writing about her, the paps will continue to follow her and feed us the goodness that I bring to you in full color below. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 10, 2009 11:34:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 11:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey’s stepping away to interview the Potter kids and will be tied up for a bit but will try to Tweet when she can. So here’s the plan Gossips. I’ll do Tingles one more time (properly this time I hope) and post one article that you’ll have to excuse me for cause it has to be done. And after that we should be able to finish with a little more of Lainey’s writing to the relief of many of you I’m sure.

Jacek.

So here goes…


Jude showing Rob how to avoid the crazies (Dlisted)

Megan Fox…expanding implants and the dreaded skinny jean/ballerina slipper combination. No thanks. (Hollywood Tuna)

Homewrecking goes mobile (Just Jared)

What did I say happens when I do Tingles? This time more than a slip. (The Superficial)

If I had a male Freebie 5, he’d only be second to Kobe Bryant (PopSugar)

Eobla in court for neglecting movie commitments? Shocking. (INO)

Elle Macpherson looking fine in a tight dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Two random pics a week apart and a love triangle story is made! (Cele|bitchy)

Ben on how JLo nearly ruined his career (ASL)

How about this for hot pregnant bikini shots?? (The Blemish)

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

July 10, 2009 10:37:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every Robert Pattinson fan, but it certainly is the perspective of a great many Twi-Hard. Full Story

Weekly crack tweets

July 10, 2009 10:25:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post:Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. Full Story

Entourage Season 6 and DVD giveaway!

July 10, 2009 09:26:50 Posted at July 10, 2009 09:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The boys are back this Sunday – the 6th season of Entourage kicks off this weekend (Sunday, July 12 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on HBO in Canada and the US) and judging by the screener of the first 2 episodes they sent over, all signs point to a more thoughtful, less frivolous direction. Still fun, but not so random. Full Story

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