Please sleep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 12:30:05 October 23, 2009 12:30:05

I know. He looks like hell. Worse than hell. He looks like he’s detoxing off some Lohan crank. But he’s just really tired and run down, ok? Between making movies, and prepping for soap opera work, and going to class, and writing essays, and studying, and being all arty and learning about things, and having to go to celebrity parties, he probably never sleeps. Full Story

Control your brand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 11:13:01 October 23, 2009 11:13:01

Yo, Blackberry, what’s up with your brand police? You don’t care about prestige? I am a Blackberry user. A very, very loyal one, demonstrated by the fact that I’m on my third Blackberry of the year after my two previous Curves hated me so much they stopped working. Still… I will not break up with Blackberry, even though Blackberry seems intent on trying to force a divorce. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 10:14:43 October 23, 2009 10:14:43

Her ass gets a birthday pass? (The Superficial)

How Filthy Scab squandered her whore money (Dlisted)

Matt Damon recruits Charlize Theron (Just Jared)

Some Hills twat loves getting papped at the gym (Hollywood Tuna)

Loving Nicole Richie even more (Pop Sugar)

Balki clarifies his GMD comments. And makes them better. (INO)

Am surprised Ebola has enough flesh to make pretend tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is anyone in Hollywood ever sober when they say they’re sober? (Cele|bitchy)

Nope. Not helping. At all. (Splash Blog)

The Old Hag gets Lilo’s party approval (Popeater)

Evan & Alex in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 10:02:00 October 23, 2009 10:02:00

Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard both turned up in New York last night but at different events. Evan was at Cipriani for Fashion Group International’s Night of Stars. Alex was much more casually dressed with a hole in his shirt at Sienna Miller’s After Miss Julie opening. Coincidence or conspiracy? As I reported on Monday Full Story

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Anne at the Pride Agenda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 08:54:39 October 23, 2009 08:54:39

Anne Hathaway was in New York last night at the 18th Annual Empire State Pride Agenda Fall Dinner showing her support for the LGBT community and the promise of marriage equality in New York state. She looked great, non? Really, really great. And she was really, really passionate and adorable on the podium as her entire family was honoured with the 2009 Douglas W. Full Story

Rally Monkey > Manslinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 08:22:06 October 23, 2009 08:22:06

This was the case last night as the Angels came back from what could have been a soulcrushing top of the 7th to send the ALCS back to New York for Game 6, still down 3-2 in the series but fighting off elimination and the magical powers of Manslinger Kate Hudson for at least one night. I wonder if she wets herself from pride every time ARod is intentionally walked. Full Story

Mimi Cheese in Rio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 07:42:49 October 23, 2009 07:42:49

Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man is holding her hand for balance. Every Mimi photo is a gift, non? Mimi honoured the fans waiting outside her hotel and signed autographs for them, in town for the Fashion Rocks event. Full Story

October 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 07:10:57 October 23, 2009 07:10:57

Happy 34th Birthday Nicole! Thanks for sticking around for so long – since the time of the emails! – and for introducing Erin. Have a great time with her this weekend. I expect a lot of silliness. And if you can manage it, photos would be great too. Good luck to Kathleen and Jean running their first ever half marathon in Niagara Falls on Sunday! With love from Julie. Full Story

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Every Wednesday I wake up happy for Glee. And every Wednesday night I go to bed happy because of Glee. And every other day sucks because there is no Glee. Glee keeps getting better. But there are 3 weeks in between the Glees. No new episodes until November after the World Series. Boo.

Here’s the incomparable Jane Lynch last night at an event in New York.

PS. You’ve heard about the all Madonna episode next year? And a DVD box set of the first 13 in time for Christmas? Fox is milking Glee. Hard.

Late day articles were posted yesterday – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake conveniently photographed in Vancouver conveniently both wearing William Rast and exclusive photos of Renee Zellweger back in town to be with Bradley Cooper. Please scroll down for the updates.

Thursday – blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE CANADA – the Top 4 are Live at etalk today and if you want to be in the audience, please email [email protected] for tickets.

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Chicken Fried foot issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 18:25:32 October 22, 2009 18:25:32

Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I call that hot. And there’s that fried chicken walking around with furry boots. Full Story