Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 06:05:55 January 25, 2010 06:05:55

She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So much better ginger red than she is as a blonde. Full Story

SAG Best Body: Sandra Bullock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:59:00 January 25, 2010 05:59:00

This, as noted by my friend Sasha, is kinda figure skating styles. Also an Alexander McQueen. Fitting too because on Saturday night, the US Figure Skating Championships were decided. Christina Gao: there may be a new Michelle Kwan for me next year. If she develops according to plan, this girl will be a champion for a long, long time. Full Story

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SAG Housewife of Las Vegas: Anna Paquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:53:21 January 25, 2010 05:53:21

Her dress is an Alexander McQueen. Worn by someone like Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart, it’s totally f-cking badass. Because they would know to give it the right steeze. Like crunked out messy hair spilling everywhere, or pulled all the way back slick and tight, with layers and layers of black eyeliner and leather booties. Full Story

SAG Try Hard: Lea Michele is the new Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:41:45 January 25, 2010 05:41:45

The Desperate Housewives have all but disappeared from awards shows. In their place – Lea Michele as the new Eva Longoria. There will be ruffles, there will be a train, and above all else, a naked ambition to be the star, the only star. Lea Michele is Rachel Berry. How utterly unoriginal. So Rachel Michele showed up in green Catherine Malandrino and a plunging neckline. Full Story

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SAG Men: Firth & Ham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:35:11 January 25, 2010 05:35:11

A Single Man + Mad Men = lady boners. What’s up Pitt and Pattinson, now THIS is a beard. Jon Hamm is the American sex. And Colin Firth, sigh, is the British elegance. We differ however on their ladies. I just... Jennifer WestFeldt...the camera whoring, unintentional or not, is making me crazy. Full Story

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SAG Capable: Meryl & Tina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:25:50 January 25, 2010 05:25:50

Meryl Streep in Balenciaga – love. Tina Fey in Ferragamo – not my favourite. It’s the shine, it gives lumps when there are no lumps. But who cares? These are CAPABLE women. Thinking women. Women who don’t stress about the aesthetic but who will still matter when the aesthetic is no more. Full Story

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SAG Imitation of Hilary Swank: Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:20:34 January 25, 2010 05:20:34

How did Kate Hudson manage to get up on stage twice? (We’ll discuss the Pippy connection later). This is how you know our girl is manslinging HARD. Because she wore a dress for a nominee. When Hilary Swank did it, she was the leading contender for Best Actress Oscar. And won. Ugh. Still, Swank’s selection merited her stature. Full Story

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Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:15:05 January 25, 2010 05:15:05

Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A cut above the ones coming now. Full Story

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2010 SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:06:00 January 25, 2010 05:06:00

Low on drama and not even Meryl Streep could understand what Christoph Waltz was saying and George didn’t come with the Italian Queen. He did however present the final award of the night. Because George Clooney is the Chairman. And he looked so great, didn’t he look so great? Tired but exhilarated from the night before after managing a celebrity call centre and raising almost $60 million, now that’s a beard I can work with. Full Story

January 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:03:36 January 25, 2010 05:03:36

Happy belated 35th Birthday Natalie with love from Tasha. To Mary C and Buffalo Cody who is SO CUTE – congratulations on the adoption! So happy for you that he’s a good puppy. Unlike my prick of a beagle Marcus who was the worst puppy ever. This is for Brooklyn P from Boston but currently in Park City for Sundance, hanging out with the etalk crew on Saturday night – thanks so much for supporting my site and passing it on to my producer Chris Fisher because I’m totally trying to score points with him, yet again, when Harry Potter time comes ‘round. Full Story

Friday, January 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

All 3 major Canadian broadcasters will present Canada for Haiti tonight featuring live performances and appearances by a long list of our country’s biggest stars. The government of Canada has pledged to match every donation up to $50 million.  Read Full Intro