Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out who’s who.  Read Full Intro

Lorne loves Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 15:46:34 November 25, 2009 15:46:34

James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and the whole point, of course, is that Deandre Cole never stops singing long enough to let his guests speak. Full Story

Susan doesn’t need a Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 13:22:31 November 25, 2009 13:22:31

For those new to the site: We Asians look young for a long time. I still get carded for alcohol sometimes. But the thing about Asians is that as soon as 60 comes around, it’s old and fast and overnight. One day you go to bed and it’s all good. Wake up the next morning and 70 years of your life is written all over your face. Full Story

Bashing Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 12:25:00 November 25, 2009 12:25:00

As mentioned yesterday, I don’t watch American Idol. So I didn’t give a sh-t about Adam Lambert until they started ragging on him for his AMA performance. Good Morning America scratched him yesterday, today it was a performance on The Early Show, and then this article on the MiniVan’s favourite People.com Full Story

Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 11:17:33 November 25, 2009 11:17:33

Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details inside the magazine about the actors, about the director, and more, more, more, more, more! I subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 10:49:02 November 25, 2009 10:49:02

This is why I love Sandra Bullock (Dlisted)

Still no forgiveness for Megan Fox (The Superficial)

Blake Lively on Fallon (Hollywood Tuna)

Twilight’s resident pose hard hosts a party (Just Jared)

Violet Affleck in violet keeps getting cuter (Pop Sugar)

Please no, no, NO. Tiger Woods, gulp, had an affair??? (Popeater)

Rihanna: Barf is the new fierce (Cele|bitchy)

Another dress that Kanye bought (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

It’s amazing these bitches can “run errands” wearing these boots (INO)

See? They hate gay males (Towleroad)

Curiously quiet George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 09:09:39 November 25, 2009 09:09:39

He’s been so quiet during the early part of the campaign season – very few promotional appearances for The Men Who Stare At Goats (and he’s a producer on the film) and The Fantastic Mr Fox and while they say it could be because he’s saving it all up for Up In The Air, perhaps something else is distracting George Clooney these days. Full Story

The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:45:51 November 25, 2009 07:45:51

Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now that is strong. Full Story

It’s not too late for the younger one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:23:18 November 25, 2009 07:23:18

You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Full Story

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Well hello Saoirse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:07:00 November 25, 2009 07:07:00

It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars that year, it was all over our etalk research binders. Full Story

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