September 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 05:50:45 September 10, 2009 05:50:45

For Ben Sigston, we're looking forward to hearing you sing live on 100.5 The Peak today at 3:15 and then seeing you perform later tonight at The Media Club. Congrats on your big day!!!! Don't forget when your world tour happens we're totally coming along. Love, The Ben Sigston Fan Club Executive, Vancouver Chapter And Attention Dog Lovers: HugABull Advocacy and Rescue Society invites you to attend their 6th annual Pits in the Park from 2-4 PM on September 13th, 2009 at Jericho Beach Park 3800 Point Grey Road, Vancouver. Full Story

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

What’s a good interview?

It’s an honest one. Like the one Antonio Banderas gives on Ellen today when he addresses his wife Melanie Griffith’s addiction and rehabilitation.

Two weeks ago it was announced that Griffith had been admitted to Cirque Lodge, and at the time her publicist, instead of simply requesting privacy, offered a dumbass Hollywood statement attempting to sugarcoat the situation, depicting Melanie’s struggle as a “routine” one.

It’s Antonio who has handled it beautifully, gracefully, and meaningfully. Click here, read his comments, and try not to fall in love with him. Banderas just wrote the lesson plan. If only the Lohan Family would pay attention.

We’re headed for Toronto today as TIFF begins tomorrow. It’s my 4th year. Am still a novice compared to Shinan Govani. Shinan can get into any party, so beloved that Holt Renfrew and Hello Canada are throwing him one during the festival to celebrate his launch. Shinan is invited on every trip, to every opening, every premiere, and doesn’t have enough column space to report everything he sees. What do you with so much stored up smut?

Shinan wrote a book. A book filled with celebrity scandal, very thinly veiled, like a blind item novel, told from the perspective of a diminutive gossip columnist who has been left alone too many times pretending to be asleep in the backroom with Oscar winners while they swingf-ck their best friends.

Bold Face Names by Shinan Govani will be released on September 12th. Five copies to give away. Interested?

Email [email protected] with Bold Face Names as the title by 11:59pm Pacific on Wednesday, September 16th 2009. One book per winner by draw. Contest rules apply. Good luck.

Wednesday – am blogging until our flight. Hate travelling west to east. You lose so much time. And the suckiest part is that I’m missing Glee. PVR anxiety is the worst.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 11:03:36 September 9, 2009 11:03:36

We have to run to catch our flight to Toronto. While we’re en route, please visit my friends. Will blog more if I can when we land. It’s just that… my mother somehow always manages to find her way down to the hotel and she’s a time sucker.

Full day of posts tomorrow to kick off TIFF!

But you can always check me on Twitter! Click here.

Was John Mayer cheat-peeing on Jennifer Aniston? (Dlisted)

How do these skinny bitches hold up these dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

Awesome what sh-tty viewing tastes have created (The Superficial)

Which Shia do you prefer? (Just Jared)

Can’t tell apart Chace Crawford and Hayden Christensen (Pop Sugar)

She tries and tries and still no one knows her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Whitney Port a mouthbreather? (INO)

Kelly Clarkson on the Self Magazine controversy (Cele|bitchy)

Was Mischa Barton around? (Popeater)

Serena is all tits and ass this season (Popoholic)

Don’t cover your ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 10:32:23 September 9, 2009 10:32:23

Emily Blunt at LAX yesterday out of Los Angeles and you can see the engagement ring presented to her by, of course, her fiancé (because it sounds so much better when someone else says that word) John Krasinski. Love her travel style. Cute sweater. Emily has been back and forth between New York and LA working with Matt Damon in NYC, flying back to LA for down time while Damon’s in Europe promoting The Informant! Her film The Young Victoria is closing TIFF so she’ll also be in Toronto at the end of the festival though it’s doubtful that John will come with. Full Story

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Don’t squeal too loud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 10:13:57 September 9, 2009 10:13:57

***See note at base of article re: photo use*** At the sight of Jackson Rathbone walking and cell talking. Jaunty hat, well worn jeans, short but well proportioned. Twi-Hards having been flocking to Vancouver, especially as Jackson’s scheduled to play another show with his band soon, eager to get a piece of his quiver, but also for a glimpse of the rest of the cast in the hopes that Kristen Stewart will straddle Robert Pattinson and ride him honky tonk styles. Full Story

Don’t yawn at your own movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 10:08:55 September 9, 2009 10:08:55

This is a monumental task when your movie is called Love Happens costarring Jennifer Aniston. I can’t stop bitching about it. That title. LOVE HAPPENS. It’s the laziness that’s so insulting. Like – we can’t be bothered to come up with an original script with original characters and an original story and even an original title because… well… why should we when the MiniVan doesn’t require it? True. Full Story

Don’t underrate the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 09:30:09 September 9, 2009 09:30:09

***See note at base of article re: photo use*** You have to have a great face to pull off this hair. She suits the hair, totally. But this hair on a lesser face would be disastrous. It’s a testament to how f-cking pretty she is that she can work her face while working this hair. These are new photos of Kristen Stewart shopping with Elizabeth Reaser and Nikki Reed and her Ebola infected by association boyfriend Paris Latsis. Full Story

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Spns’d Tingles:Lipstick Jungle on CosmoTV reminder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 09:05:58 September 9, 2009 09:05:58

Reminder to tune in to Lipstick Jungle tomorrow tonight at 10pm EST on CosmoTV. If you missed it last week, the show is based on the best-selling book by Candace Bushnell detailing the personal and professional lives of three high-power Manhattan girlfriends who help steer one another through the madness, romance, and pitfalls of living in New York City. Full Story

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Don’t miss the Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 08:06:28 September 9, 2009 08:06:28

From the side. You’ve seen it straight on. You’ve seen Granny’s engorged mouth flaps from the front. But how about the side view? The side view offers new angles. New appreciation for the pillowy plumpness of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s “totally natural” lips. So natural she has three of them. Full Story

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Don’t expect a plot…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 08:00:30 September 9, 2009 08:00:30

When it comes to the Sex & the City sequel. It’s not like there’s a story left to tell that’s worth telling, is there? And don’t say Carrie having kids. As hard as this might be for some people to believe, it IS possible for a character to be complete without knowing motherhood. Full Story

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Don’t hide your Glee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:49:00 September 9, 2009 07:49:00

I wrote a while back that some things you keep to yourself. Especially the things you love the most. I did this with KoL and True Blood and a few others I’m not ready to share. But then the sh-ts started taking over. Famewhore twats and airheads on scripted Hollywood Hills reality shows, losers with too many babies turned into cover subjects, people keep watching dancing D-Listers, and critically acclaimed, wonderfully written, brilliantly creative projects faced cancellation because 1. Full Story

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