You keep making me love you more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 12:58:38 April 9, 2010 12:58:38

You do these things, these wonderful things, these wonderful words, and it’s like you’re making a case to be taken OFF the Freebie Five and slotted instead on the Lifetime List. Because, really, more and more, I feel like one night wouldn’t be enough. How could one night be enough? Thank you for writing this beautiful letter Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 12:20:43 April 9, 2010 12:20:43

After all this time, Liz still loves love (Dlisted)

I found it very hard to believe that these twats are getting shut down in South Beach (The Superficial)

Patrick Swayze’s dark side and his loyalty too (Popeater)

Lilo’s short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Brange Bosnian dinner (Just Jared)

The Perfects are in Paris in love overload (Pop Sugar)

Orlando Bloom’s replacements (E! Online)

We are raising men to be more attracted to this than to Tina Fey. WHY? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

True Blood beefcakes (Towleroad)

Nicole Richie wedding details (Cele|bitchy)

Angie on the water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 11:00:16 April 9, 2010 11:00:16

After blessing Bosnians on a UN mission earlier this week with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie is back outside shooting The Tourist, photographed today looking beautiful and sassy driving a boat. This as a new round of tabloid covers suggests that Brad’s been secretly seeing Jennifer Aniston because the fired bodyguard who can’t use his real name says they hooked up on dark nights on dark trails undetected in the Hollywood Hills. Full Story

Sex & the City ... in the desert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 10:16:09 April 9, 2010 10:16:09

So there’s a new Sex & the City 2 trailer. And thanks God there’s no mute Asian baby, but there’s also not much of a city. They open with Empire State of Mind and they end up on camels in the Middle East... why isn’t this sh-t called Sex & anywhere BUT Manhattan? This after all was a foundation point of the show. Full Story

Lost blackberrys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 09:53:00 April 9, 2010 09:53:00

This is for Sim who wrote to me this morning to tell the story of her stolen Blackberry last night, had it lifted by a skeeze in the ladies’ room. You were smart not to smack it in the face, even though, understandably, you were tempted to when she lied to your face. I admire your restraint. And I can only imagine what it’s been like for you today. Full Story

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Rachel & Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 09:27:20 April 9, 2010 09:27:20

Rachel Bilson and Tom Sturridge last night in New York at the Gen Art Film Festival screening of their Waiting For Forever which was shot forever ago and hasn’t, last I heard, found distribution. Which is a shame. Because it’s supposed to be adorable. And while Bilson, for some reason, is currently the biggest draw attached to it, Waiting is really a showcase for young Tom who apparently delivers a breakthrough performance. Full Story

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Who looks a bit tight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 09:01:48 April 9, 2010 09:01:48

Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad inside but because it takes a while to get the muscles moving when they’ve been frozen. Full Story

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Gwyneth steaming cod

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 08:40:00 April 9, 2010 08:40:00

She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the subject were Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Garner, it would indeed be a boring one. Full Story

Cate back to movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 07:47:10 April 9, 2010 07:47:10

Cate Blanchett has had a lighter film schedule the last year or so, focusing on her duties as co-director of the Sydney Theatre Company with her husband and travelling as Blanche DuBois with A Streetcar Named Desire for productions in Washington and New York, unless you count the “behind the scenes” film that Steven Soderbergh shot while he was directing a play for the STC last year. Full Story

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April 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 07:27:00 April 9, 2010 07:27:00

To Leslie in Calgary – Happy Birthday! It’s been two years since Gossip Night, am so happy we met and am even happier that you’re still supporting my smut. If there’s another event in Calgary, you will come and let me toast you in person, yes? Wishing you a wonderful weekend! Happy Birthday Jenn from Emma who is very excited to celebrate with you tomorrow. Full Story

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Gross. That’s what I think of Tiger Woods’s new Nike ad. Seth and Amy say... Really? They thought it would be a good idea to exploit his deceased father’s voice to help support his contention that he’s a changed man.  Read Full Intro