Cate and the riffraff

July 7, 2009 09:56:36 Posted at July 7, 2009 09:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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Look at my bra

July 7, 2009 09:22:52 Posted at July 7, 2009 09:22:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the point of these photos, non? This is 16 year old JailBait Miley Cyrus in Georgia shooting her movie. Because the paps hang out on Tybee Island all the time. Please. As mentioned before, they’ve been invited. Just as they were when she was shooting that kissing scene in the water Full Story

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Front Row Marion

July 7, 2009 08:59:26 Posted at July 7, 2009 08:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is the current face of Dior, starred in the House’s recent Lady Noire Affaire, and will soon be seen in the next installment Lady Red, shot in New York by Annie Leibovitz. That bag… oh la. The ads will begin running in August. And yesterday, in Paris for fashion week, front row seated next to Sidney Toledano, President & CEO of Christian Dior, of course it was Marion Cotillard. Full Story

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The Chosen One heals the world

July 7, 2009 07:42:16 Posted at July 7, 2009 07:42:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it appears the entire family is back in LA now after spending a few months in New York while the Jolie was filming Salt. Full Story

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Missing Gwyneth?

July 7, 2009 07:24:01 Posted at July 7, 2009 07:24:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth is still shooting Iron Man 2 so she missed on dinner with her girls last night in London. Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up at Locanda Locatelli to catch up. Up until a couple of a weeks ago, both women had 3 children. Now Madge has taken the lead with Mercy, although Stella appears to be quite fertile. Full Story

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Nobu and well

July 7, 2009 06:55:08 Posted at July 7, 2009 06:55:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the day that MJ and Farrah Fawcett both passed, a series of celebrity hoax deaths made the rounds on the internet. So f-cking dumbass, right? Anyway Natalie Portman was one of them. Natalie, obviously, is fine. And was out last night in London with some friends, enjoying a 3 hour dinner at Nobu before emerging in a really cute checkered dress with heels and a blowout. Full Story

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July 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 7, 2009 06:44:55 Posted at July 7, 2009 06:44:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Jackie in Ottawa on behalf of the Magazine Club! Was told to tell you that another birthday isn’t so bad, at least you’re not Jennifer Aniston. Hee. But seriously, would Jennifer Aniston gut her home to make it green? And always remember to bake for her friends? And travel to new exotic places to learn about the world? Please. Full Story

Monday, July 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We dragged ourselves 16km and over 4,100 ft of elevation up that mountain yesterday, several hundred participants, Seeking the Peak in support of Rethink Breast Cancer. Last year, with a gimpy arm, I finished in 3 hrs 24 minutes. This year our goal was 3 hrs. And I came in, with Fiona and Hayley pushing me all the way, after a nasty fall 200 metres from the end and gashing open my knee, at 2 hrs 52!

My mother-in-law is a breast cancer survivor, as are many of you. Thanks to all of you who wrote last week sharing your stories of survival and inspiration. Congratulations to all of you who participated yesterday. We can beat that bitch.

Monday – full day of blogging, was a busy weekend, and a busy week ahead. The entire universe will be watching the memorial tomorrow but also…Harry Potter premieres in London!

Yours in gossip,


Jo so stylish!

July 6, 2009 20:04:30 Posted at July 6, 2009 20:04:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out for dinner tonight in London, in town for the big premiere tomorrow. What premiere? Of course you know what premiere. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, the film adaptation of the 6th book in her brilliant 7 book series. There’s no doubt Jo will be there tomorrow night. But tonight a warm-up with her husband, in trendy heels and a little black dress, she is sexy and styling and who’s more badass than JK Rowling? No equal. Full Story

Waiting, waiting, waiting…

July 6, 2009 12:30:24 Posted at July 6, 2009 12:30:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost there. Not quite but almost… Tomorrow is the UK premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Today, the photo call. Members of the cast were at Claridge’s this morning to kick off a media storm in advance of the carpet and more promotion later on the in the week. As usual, of course, Emma Watson is flawless. Full Story

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