JailBait dropped the line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 07:48:18 November 24, 2009 07:48:18

Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient should be more deferential, that the recipient should consider himself blessed to be in the user’s presence. Full Story

Same side in a booth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 07:06:27 November 24, 2009 07:06:27

It’s a little unorthodox, sure. But you’re an unorthodox guy. And very, very intense. So if you were having lunch with a friend, and the conversation was a serious one, I could totally see you sitting side by side in a booth instead of sitting across. Doesn’t mean you’re f-cking her, right? Because ETonline.com Full Story

Monday, November 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Forgive the self-pimp but please click here - it’s my first byline in the Globe & Mail and the Saturday edition too. Jumpy claps! The article is a smutty reflection on Twilight in Vancouver so how appropriate then that while I was celebrating this exciting personal accomplishment on the weekend, a Twi-Hard decided to “chink”-bomb me on Twitter.  Read Full Intro

Natalie & Tobey, no Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 16:43:14 November 23, 2009 16:43:14

At the Brothers premiere in New York last night… Notably absent: Jake Gyllenhaal. They will be pushing Tobey hard for his performance in this movie during awards season. Perhaps scaling back Jakey’s involvement is strategic. There’s been very little buzz so far about Brothers but momentum is starting to build, quietly but it’s there. Full Story

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Baby-free hookup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 15:27:00 November 23, 2009 15:27:00

I can’t resist looking at pictures of pretty people together and imagining their lives are perfect. It’s shallow and immature but I write a gossip blog, you didn’t come here for profundity, right? And I know I’m not alone in this. The intoxicating lure of youth and beauty is just one of the reasons why Rihanna and Chris Brown came as such a devastating shock. Full Story

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Hate, silliness, and delight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:16:00 November 23, 2009 12:16:00

Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click here Full Story

He still has his hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:05:13 November 23, 2009 12:05:13

Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s where he derives his mojo. Here’s Val at the American Music Awards last night, no idea why, fronting like it’s 1984 and he’s still Kazansky in uniform. Full Story

Double gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 11:41:11 November 23, 2009 11:41:11

From me to you… Two quiver presents: Moist yourselves over Colin Firth in uniform today in London on the set of The King’s Speech. Never doubt that Shiloh is benevolent. Because she is. And he is proof of it. Then… Ewan McGregor was at some event in LA on Saturday. Go ahead. Do what you need to do. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 11:08:35 November 23, 2009 11:08:35

Oh Canada! Remember this? (Dlisted)

This will make you giggle ALL DAY (The Superficial)

Catherine McPhee channels Posh without the nipples (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Christensen can’t be bothered to get out the car to pick up Rachel Bilson. Like Jacek. (Just Jared)

Gisele and Jack. SO cute (Pop Sugar)

Cheryl Cole’s flattering dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

George Clooney’s double standard (INO)

How Robert Pattinson celebrated his box office (ASL)

The GMD wants to live there (Cele|bitchy)

How old is too old to be partying? (Popeater)

The GMD Girls Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 10:08:00 November 23, 2009 10:08:00

The GMD is in Austria shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. He showed his big grin off for some fans yesterday but they were unable to find an apple box for him to stand on so he had to puff his chest out extra manly. While Tom worked in Europe, Katie Holmes stayed back for her own project The Romantics and spent the weekend with the girls Isabella and Little Sci. Full Story

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