Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 11:03:36 September 9, 2009 11:03:36

We have to run to catch our flight to Toronto. While we’re en route, please visit my friends. Will blog more if I can when we land. It’s just that… my mother somehow always manages to find her way down to the hotel and she’s a time sucker.

Full day of posts tomorrow to kick off TIFF!

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Was John Mayer cheat-peeing on Jennifer Aniston? (Dlisted)

How do these skinny bitches hold up these dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

Awesome what sh-tty viewing tastes have created (The Superficial)

Which Shia do you prefer? (Just Jared)

Can’t tell apart Chace Crawford and Hayden Christensen (Pop Sugar)

She tries and tries and still no one knows her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Whitney Port a mouthbreather? (INO)

Kelly Clarkson on the Self Magazine controversy (Cele|bitchy)

Was Mischa Barton around? (Popeater)

Serena is all tits and ass this season (Popoholic)

Don’t cover your ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 10:32:23 September 9, 2009 10:32:23

Emily Blunt at LAX yesterday out of Los Angeles and you can see the engagement ring presented to her by, of course, her fiancé (because it sounds so much better when someone else says that word) John Krasinski. Love her travel style. Cute sweater. Emily has been back and forth between New York and LA working with Matt Damon in NYC, flying back to LA for down time while Damon’s in Europe promoting The Informant! Her film The Young Victoria is closing TIFF so she’ll also be in Toronto at the end of the festival though it’s doubtful that John will come with. Full Story

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Don’t squeal too loud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 10:13:57 September 9, 2009 10:13:57

***See note at base of article re: photo use*** At the sight of Jackson Rathbone walking and cell talking. Jaunty hat, well worn jeans, short but well proportioned. Twi-Hards having been flocking to Vancouver, especially as Jackson’s scheduled to play another show with his band soon, eager to get a piece of his quiver, but also for a glimpse of the rest of the cast in the hopes that Kristen Stewart will straddle Robert Pattinson and ride him honky tonk styles. Full Story

Don’t yawn at your own movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 10:08:55 September 9, 2009 10:08:55

This is a monumental task when your movie is called Love Happens costarring Jennifer Aniston. I can’t stop bitching about it. That title. LOVE HAPPENS. It’s the laziness that’s so insulting. Like – we can’t be bothered to come up with an original script with original characters and an original story and even an original title because… well… why should we when the MiniVan doesn’t require it? True. Full Story

Don’t underrate the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 09:30:09 September 9, 2009 09:30:09

***See note at base of article re: photo use*** You have to have a great face to pull off this hair. She suits the hair, totally. But this hair on a lesser face would be disastrous. It’s a testament to how f-cking pretty she is that she can work her face while working this hair. These are new photos of Kristen Stewart shopping with Elizabeth Reaser and Nikki Reed and her Ebola infected by association boyfriend Paris Latsis. Full Story

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Spns’d Tingles:Lipstick Jungle on CosmoTV reminder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 09:05:58 September 9, 2009 09:05:58

Reminder to tune in to Lipstick Jungle tomorrow tonight at 10pm EST on CosmoTV. If you missed it last week, the show is based on the best-selling book by Candace Bushnell detailing the personal and professional lives of three high-power Manhattan girlfriends who help steer one another through the madness, romance, and pitfalls of living in New York City. Full Story

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Don’t miss the Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 08:06:28 September 9, 2009 08:06:28

From the side. You’ve seen it straight on. You’ve seen Granny’s engorged mouth flaps from the front. But how about the side view? The side view offers new angles. New appreciation for the pillowy plumpness of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s “totally natural” lips. So natural she has three of them. Full Story

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Don’t expect a plot…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 08:00:30 September 9, 2009 08:00:30

When it comes to the Sex & the City sequel. It’s not like there’s a story left to tell that’s worth telling, is there? And don’t say Carrie having kids. As hard as this might be for some people to believe, it IS possible for a character to be complete without knowing motherhood. Full Story

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Don’t hide your Glee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:49:00 September 9, 2009 07:49:00

I wrote a while back that some things you keep to yourself. Especially the things you love the most. I did this with KoL and True Blood and a few others I’m not ready to share. But then the sh-ts started taking over. Famewhore twats and airheads on scripted Hollywood Hills reality shows, losers with too many babies turned into cover subjects, people keep watching dancing D-Listers, and critically acclaimed, wonderfully written, brilliantly creative projects faced cancellation because 1. Full Story

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Don’t put Ewan in a corner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:27:36 September 9, 2009 07:27:36

There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor. Please. I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t exactly ask for it either. Full Story

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September 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:11:42 September 9, 2009 07:11:42

Happy 16 Birthday Cassandra L! As for your request, unfortunately, there are no new photos of James McAvoy. Hoping these old ones will do? And for Lianne G – wishing you a quick recovery, sorry I have no recipe for egg drop soup, and Taylor Kitsch hasn’t been papped in a while either. Will these shots from Cannes be ok? Sorry about your missing basket. Full Story