Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

April 16, 2009 09:26:20 Posted at April 16, 2009 09:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Hugh everyday

April 16, 2009 08:15:00 Posted at April 16, 2009 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t complain. How can you complain? It’s Hugh Jackman! And he is everywhere. Yesterday Madrid. Today London. Promoting Wolverine, of course. And side parting his boy band hair and wearing the hell out of those skinny jeans and all of a sudden Hugh is taking style tips from … Zac Efron? At least on Hugh it doesn’t look androgynous. Full Story

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Birthday Glum

April 16, 2009 07:49:42 Posted at April 16, 2009 07:49:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: Shauna Sand was allowed entry at Cecconi’s the night before. Full Story

GOOPy’s blind riddle

April 16, 2009 07:04:12 Posted at April 16, 2009 07:04:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOOP’s newsletter was a gossip column today, for reals. Yes! Give us a break from those f-cking recipes and the incessant parent chatter – THIS is what we come for! All in service of becoming a better human being, of course, and finding enlightenment somehow, but whatever. The only thing you’ll take away from this is WHO? WHO is she talking about? Easy. Full Story

April 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 16, 2009 06:57:00 Posted at April 16, 2009 06:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Gabrielle on your Beauty Secrets! Happy belated Birthday Danielle! Am jealous about how you spent yesterday…although not the Rachel Green part. Hope you’re recovering smoothly and well done on training Chad about when not to interrupt you! By the way – I can handle NASCAR but if you become a Twi-hard I might have to come down to Texas and shake you sensible. Full Story

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Of course! It had to be Sunny Fong! Did you watch him win Project Runway Canada Season 2? Please say you did. Because it’s not just about the fashion, it’s also about the television. First class quality production and totally Canadian. Please, please, please let it be renewed.

If you missed it, click here, start at the beginning, and fall in love with Iman.

NHL playoffs begin tonight which means there will be nothing on at my house for 2 months except hockey. Will be at the Canucks game vs the Blues tonight – my favourite time of year. Not only for the on ice action but also for those fans. The hockey whores. It’s freezing, they’re barely dressed, fake nails, hair blown out, hoping for a Pamela Anderson/jumbotron moment or, as a consolation prize, one night with a player – doesn’t matter if he’s married!

Posted late in the day yesterday re: Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd – scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Christian Bale is not the smoker.

While you file…

April 15, 2009 16:31:50 Posted at April 15, 2009 16:31:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or type. Or reply to email. Or review briefing notes. Or hustle from meeting to meeting, whatever constitutes “work” for you, over in Hollywood “work” looks a lot different. For most of them, work is going to the gym. Or learning how to ride a motorcycle. This week, in Reese Witherspoon’s case, work is practising softball. Full Story

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Wedding = Ratings?

April 15, 2009 16:12:00 Posted at April 15, 2009 16:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it with the MiniVan Majority and its obsession with weddings and babies? They can’t resist either. Here are photos of the cast of Grey’s Anatomy shooting a mystery wedding scene today for the end of season. Get out your hankies! Ghost boyfriends, brain tumours, proposals, and now a wedding…Shonda Rhimes is trying every trick in the book to keep her show relevant when it stopped being relevant oh a year ago, maybe more? Anyway, if you do care to play photo detective, note that Ellen Pompeo/Meredith is wearing purple underneath that coat. Full Story

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April 15, 2009 13:04:00 Posted at April 15, 2009 13:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah, so this is Wilmer Valderrama. !!! !!! Wilmer was walking around NYC today visiting Generation X Tenant Association Community Garden in the Lower East Side but really he was showing off his makeover. He’s almost unrecognisable. Like, remember when Wilmer used to date Lindsay Lohan? Lived with Lindsay Lohan? She was 17, he was 25. Full Story

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Madonna and Mercy

April 15, 2009 12:17:03 Posted at April 15, 2009 12:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside her… The obviousness just punched me in the face. Full Story