Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all of you who came to S.M.U.T. last night! It was our 5th anniversary. And it was the best one so far. Hope you had fun?

Dan Levy forever.

So much love and appreciation to The Society for running an amazing event and to the Bay for helping to make it all possible. A full SMUT Soiree wrap up will follow tomorrow with photos and more detail and...

Cory Monteith’s video. That’s what you missed. He sent us a support message that was played during the event.

But first to the unforgettable Ashleigh. TWO MONTHS free! Was honoured to meet you, especially withOUT the wig. Gorgeous. And inspiring. And you have wonderful friends who adore you. And I look forward to seeing you next year. Stay in touch and, most importantly, stay healthy.

It’s Tuesday. On Megan Fox’s marriage, Kristen Stewart’s hair, and of course...


I’m a bit late today not because I’m on 2 hours sleep, but because I can’t keep watching it.

Yours in gossip,


Beauties eat kebabs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 13:47:57 June 29, 2010 13:47:57

Sienna Miller and Jude Law hit up a show last night and then decided to go for some kebabs to satisfy the late night cravings, fashionably. Last night the girls and I, with Jacek and Mike, went to Fran’s after the SMUT Soiree. It’s our tradition. We know it’s gross, we always regret it, the service is sh-t, and we keep going back. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 13:17:38 June 29, 2010 13:17:38

The size of the bikini doesn’t necessarily match the size of the ass (The Superficial

Is Renee Z a jealous possessive bitch? (Dlisted

Gaga, Beysus...and JailBait (Popeater)

Lilo’s pharmaceutical hotpants (Hollywood Tuna)

What exactly is happening here? (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart’s long skinny legs (Pop Sugar)

Gaga’s personal message (Towleroad)

Naomi Campbell wig malfunction (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Salma’s tittays in leather (Popoholic)

No Chilli, please God no (Go Fug Yourself)

Well that was fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 10:53:38 June 29, 2010 10:53:38

Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with his wife. He was in a suit yesterday in the article I posted. Full Story

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Marriage Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 09:54:33 June 29, 2010 09:54:33

So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall we do what we do? Shall we “psychologise” their marriage? Of course. Full Story

Red boots in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 08:13:25 June 29, 2010 08:13:25

Ed Westwick arrived in Sydney today looking rough from a long flight. Even he looks like he can’t stand himself. And that chest hair. And those pants. And his wee-ness. And those boots. Disgusting. I want him. Westwick just celebrated his 23rd birthday on Sunday. Not sure if Jessica Szohr was with him. Full Story

Letterman hates Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:57:26 June 29, 2010 07:57:26
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But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the NYC premiere. Two similar dresses. Full Story

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Harry Potter trailer porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:03:06 June 29, 2010 07:03:06

Holy motherf-cking amazingness of amazing, I’m floating on a permanent Wingardium Leviosa spell this morning because it’s already been 8 times that I’ve watched this trailer, with goosebumps throughout, and tears at parts, even at the sight of these words: THE MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF A GENERATION Why? Because he “has something worth living for”. Full Story

June 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 06:58:33 June 29, 2010 06:58:33

To Katie-darling; it breaks my heart that you'll be attending S.M.U.T. without me, and missing out on the amazing photo opportunities we could share. I miss you so much, and mildly resent having to share you with your new husband! Such is life, I suppose. Much love from the mountains, Bons. And for Matt who came last night with Ana and I’m sorry we didn’t have a chance to chat longer, but I see you got in a moment with the Squawking Chicken – please note HER PURSE, which pretty much says it all. Full Story

Monday, June 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Of course my favourite moment during last night’s BET Awards was when Patti LaBelle, while performing during the Prince tribute, decided to KICK OFF HER SHOES only to have one land in front Prince himself, picked up by Prince himself, with a twirl, before he passed it off to the woman sitting next to him.


These are the indelible moments of amazingness, totally unscripted, that make Amazingness unforgettable. Unlike Chris Brown’s Extra tears. We’ll get to that later. Right now it’s about Prince. And how he needs a camera on him at all times. Because I could watch him for two hours straight and not want to change the channel. Ever.


The video is below. And all of it should be enjoyed. But if you only have time for THE SHOE, skip to 3:30 to see. I love him so much.

It’s Monday. Am blogging until the Smut Soiree – see you tonight?

Yours in gossip,



Freida flies in, Freida flies out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 14:00:06 June 28, 2010 14:00:06

Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she and Franco have a make-out scene. It’s been a busy schedule for Freida. Full Story

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