Monday, January 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Mimi took a backseat to so many stars last night. It was like she barely registered. It was, however, also raining. And as Michelle noted during our liveblog, we all wondered how she’d be able to walk that carpet. Who would be the lucky minion charged with carrying her Cleopatra styles into the ballroom? The problem is, this wasn’t the top priority.  Read Full Intro

One team left

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 16:28:59 January 18, 2010 16:28:59

NFL Playoffs. My Dolphins were out a long time ago. By virtue of divisional rivalry, I cannot and will not root for the Jets. Hate Brett Favre even though I’m happy the Vikings destroyed the Cowboys, and while I am a fan of Peyton Manning as a personality, I am not a fan of the Colts as team. Which leaves New Orleans. Full Story

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Granny gets down!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 13:40:54 January 18, 2010 13:40:54

Before the Golden Globes, on Saturday night, there was a dinner in LA as part of Australia Week 2010 in honour Simon Baker. Granny Freeze turned up with Keith Urban and they serenaded the man of the hour. No, she can’t dance for sh-t. But Nicole Kidman finally lets loose, demonstrates some personality, takes the botox out her ass and pretends she can have a good time. Full Story

Worst: Taylor Lautner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 13:18:00 January 18, 2010 13:18:00

This is the last. And it’s the worst. The WORST. The shine. The horrifying ass of the shine. What is happening to him? You know, Tom Ford was there last night. He could have helped. This kid needs help. Because here it is: Taylor Lautner is so painfully uncool. He’s goodlooking. He’s 18. Full Story

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Best: Maggie G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 12:44:53 January 18, 2010 12:44:53

Are we fighting? We are fighting, aren’t we? Because you hate it. You think it’s weird. You don’t think it’s pretty. Well it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She doesn’t do pretty. But it’s architecture. And it’s design. And it’s imaginative. And there are few women who could have owned this like Maggie owned it. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Sandra Bullock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 12:19:19 January 18, 2010 12:19:19

Again. Read this: I love Sandra Bullock. I watched The Proposal on a plane and enjoyed it for what it was. I was totally on board with The Blind Side. Remember when I said I’m all over football movies? TBS wasn’t the greatest. It wasn’t anything. Like, no lows, no highs, not much. But that doesn’t mean Sandy B wasn’t appealing, adorable, endearing, the usual. Full Story

Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 12:00:44 January 18, 2010 12:00:44

Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the meantime, this white dress, the material – what remarkable material: it doesn’t fold, it doesn’t wrinkle, it’s like some NASA sh-t cut into a dress. Full Story

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Best Dressed: Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:49:18 January 18, 2010 11:49:18

Mostly it’s the status. To sit next to Martin Scorsese, the legendary director’s current muse, and to stand with Robert DeNiro to present his award, the two flanking a Hollywood visionary as he’s honoured by the industry, on a night when the other director who turned him into a household teenybop superstar took home the big prize. Full Story

Best Last Year: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:26:05 January 18, 2010 11:26:05

My love. Our love. Our Kate. Duana noted on our live blog last night: Tomorrow can you write an article about how Kate knows how to dress down when it's not her turn? With pleasure. These are the girl code moves Victoria Beckham keeps violating. Kate Winslet happily worked the carpet last year. As a nominee. Full Story

Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:14:34 January 18, 2010 11:14:34

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:00:00 January 18, 2010 11:00:00

The Globes wrap will resume after the followings tingles.

But will she make a big stink about this photoshop f-ckery? (Dlisted)

Um,yeah, I would trade a Demi bad hair day for any of my days (The Superficial)

Christina Aguilera: everything is serviceable but for the shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

Alexander Skarsgard, is he dead to you yet? (Just Jared)

Sigh. QB Quiver Alert: Tom and Jack at the park (Popsugar)

Lindsay Lohan unwelcome. Especially around Colin Farrell (Cele|bitchy)

Mischa Barton got a job. As an extra (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie wore a bridesmaid dress to the Globes and pretended it was her 2nd wedding (INO)

Rihanna’s courtside happiness (ASL)

George Clooney planning a telethon and a wedding? (PopEater)