Thursday, April 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Vagina Virgins are coming!

Just announced this morning – the Jonas Brothers will co-host the 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto on June 21st just one day after kicking off their world tour.

Last time they were in our building, more than 6,000 fans shut down the neighbourhood, lining up for 2 days, sleeping on the street, for a chance to scream at a Jonas and faint in his presence. No doubt this time it’ll be more of the same. Help us.

It’s GOOPy Thursday! And a grudge-holding Gwyneth is bringing out her bitch? You will LOVE.

Yours in gossip,



April 16, 2009 18:32:54 Posted at April 16, 2009 18:32:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in only 8th spot last weekend taking in a dismal $4. Full Story

The only man for lime green pants

April 16, 2009 17:54:44 Posted at April 16, 2009 17:54:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. The most effectively styled, the most flattering shots. Full Story

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No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian

April 16, 2009 14:26:20 Posted at April 16, 2009 14:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase and a good hag is a giver. Britney probably wouldn’t be so generous. Her father hates the fact that she’s been flirting so hard with him. Full Story

Sienna goes younger

April 16, 2009 13:12:51 Posted at April 16, 2009 13:12:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna and Balthy have supposedly cooled. The other night in London she and Tom Sturridge spent some time together at the Groucho Club. Sienna had her flirty face on. I’ve seen her flirty face in action before. It’s pretty irresistible. For regular people, spending time together might just be sharing a cigarette. Full Story

3 Dirty Faces

April 16, 2009 11:53:35 Posted at April 16, 2009 11:53:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy. F-ck. What did old hag Ali Lohan do to her face? Or… what did her mother let her do to her face? That is not a 15 year old face! And it’s not the face she was born with either! You all seem to be surgery and injection experts – you tell me: what is going on here? And why do all three of them look like they smeared themselves in decade-old foundation? Here they are, the ladies of Lohan, last night at an A/X watch launch event trying to stay relevant. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 16, 2009 11:27:54 Posted at April 16, 2009 11:27:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gold Mouth delivers again! (Dlisted)

Powersliding with big tits (Hollywood Tuna)

This dress: flattering or not? (Just Jared)

Wow. Douche in a tux looks…hot! (Pop Sugar)

Is her sister dumber than she is? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

King’s grandma loves the paps (INO)

Who loves the Brange? (Cele|bitchy)

What is wrong with her stomach? (Popoholic)

The ONE time Heidi and Spencer want to hide (Webster’s is my bitch)

If Denny and McDreamy had a baby (PopEater)

Joshua’s great year

April 16, 2009 09:36:03 Posted at April 16, 2009 09:36:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joshua Jackson’s Fringe has been renewed for a 2nd second and will move production to Vancouver, his home town. Joshua’s film One Week, a Canadian road trip celebrating Canada, made on a hilariously small budget, has surpassed the $1 million mark at the Canadian box office – a huge achievement. Full Story

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

April 16, 2009 09:26:20 Posted at April 16, 2009 09:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Hugh everyday

April 16, 2009 08:15:00 Posted at April 16, 2009 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t complain. How can you complain? It’s Hugh Jackman! And he is everywhere. Yesterday Madrid. Today London. Promoting Wolverine, of course. And side parting his boy band hair and wearing the hell out of those skinny jeans and all of a sudden Hugh is taking style tips from … Zac Efron? At least on Hugh it doesn’t look androgynous. Full Story

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