Friday, June 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups is receiving dreadful reviews, yet another in what’s become a long line of sh-tty films this summer. The critical response to Grown Ups is not unlike the critical response to Jennifer Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter. And Sandler and Aniston recently wrapped on a movie together called Just Go With It. Promising, non?

S.M.U.T. 2010 is officially sold out – our 5th straight year, thank you for the support! See you Monday night, and if you have a ticket, you will receive an email about the location soon. I just looked at the floorplan yesterday. Am excited. And yes, you bitches, there WILL be air conditioning.

Am headed to Toronto today at the worst possible time. Totally blanked when we booked our flights that it was G8 and G20 summit time. Don’t know what f-ckery awaits when we arrive. Am preparing to be stuck in traffic until Saturday morning.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 12:00:12 June 25, 2010 12:00:12

It’s time for our flight to Toronto now. Am leaving you with links from my online friends. Will try to blog as soon as I land if anything urgent needs addressing. If no, we’ll pick up again on Monday. GO ENGLAND!

Mel Gibson's midlife cock issues get worst (Dlisted)

I HATE that tattoo (The Superficial)

Talk about inviting bad feng shui. Tori Spelling is messing with very very bad juju (Popeater)

The Alba Bitch in Paris (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki D has a new boyfriend (Just Jared)

The Chosen One is flying! (Pop Sugar)

Bubba with a hot footie (Towleroad)

Tweeting and showering (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jason Bateman: how could you?!?! (ICYDK)

Chris Colfer balances the Lea Michele diva ass factor on Glee (Cele|bitchy)

On Jaden Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 11:23:00 June 25, 2010 11:23:00

Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that sense, as a consumer, is it right to criticise the product? Jaden fronts a smash hit movie - The Karate Kid is performing very well at the box office, considered another great success for the Smith family - and it's not his first smash hit movie either. Full Story

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A denial over nothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 10:07:43 June 25, 2010 10:07:43

David Beckham has been in South Africa supporting the English side through the World Cup. Can’t wait for the game against Germany on Sunday. Victoria Beckham is with their children in England. They’ve been apart for weeks. So UK gossips, always the bastion of reliability, decided to monger up a rumour of an imminent announcement of a split. Full Story

The First Couple of Twi-Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 09:40:28 June 25, 2010 09:40:28

They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on no wins in Los Angeles. Perhaps it’s the pressure of Los Angeles. Full Story

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Cate from head to toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 08:15:37 June 25, 2010 08:15:37

Want her boots and the way she’s wearing them with her jeans without making her legs look stubby, and the pea coat, and the green sweater underneath the peacoat and very, very much want her hair. If I had the balls I would cut my hair like her hair. Cate Blanchett was at a media event today for the Sydney Theatre Company’s Greening the Wharf and the installation of 2000 solar panels on the Company’s roof. Full Story

Festival Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 07:38:53 June 25, 2010 07:38:53

At Glastonbury today hanging with friends, enjoying a cold drink, she’s 20 and she’s celebrating her summer off, the way she should be in tall boots and snatch-safe shorts and a steezy corset to complete the look – so cute, so fresh, so young, so normal, as normal as possible under the extraordinary circumstances, no weave, no lip injections, and she keeps her business her own f-cking business. Full Story

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June 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 07:27:27 June 25, 2010 07:27:27

HEZ!!! Happy Birthday you bitch! When is that drink happening? Happy Birthday Olga! U of T and now Oxford??? Ugh. Why are you making me hate you? See you and Caryl and Amita on Monday night. To Lara – Happy Birthday from Julie who says you never let her get depressed about birthdays. Good! Wishing you the positive results that you’ve been waiting for. Full Story

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I tried very hard last night not to watch the TLC special Michael Jackson’s Children. And normally I’m very good at rejecting base fare. Have never wasted even a minute on Jersey Shore, Top Model, those Jon & Kate assholes, Bachelors, Big Brothers and more.  Read Full Intro

No difference Liz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:28:20 June 24, 2010 13:28:20

Tonight in London it’s Elton John’s annual White Tie & Tiara ball. This is Elizabeth Hurley leaving her house en route to the event with husband Arun Nayer. This is Elizabeth Hurley last year leaving her house en route to the event with husband Arun Nayer. What? I’m telling you. Full Story

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