A new video posted on Funny or Die featuring Lindsay Lohan in a faux eHarmony ad mocking her tabloid status, her disastrous love life, her broke ass financial status, her criminal record, the fact that she’s a lunatic, and everything else she’s infamous for – see when other people are scripting her moves, she actually doesn’t suck. Full Story
Dear Emily – Happy 32nd Birthday! You’re right, we don’t agree on everything. We don’t agree on much! But I am grateful to have spent these years gossiping with you and wish you a wonderful day, full of smutty opportunities to hate on Gwyneth. To Olga K who is in school fulltime, volunteers at 2 hospitals, is busy with a summer job, and is the best friend ever – good luck at Yoga In Motion Full Story
LipGloss Zac Efron on Saturday Night Live – did you watch? What’s with the constant fist pumping? The fist pump was embarrassing. And the hair too. LipGloss is so much less annoying when he’s not being himself. More on that later.
Welcome back to readers in Canada returning from taking Friday off. New articles were posted – scroll down to get caught up.
Beware today of JailBait’s face. It’s a gloating face today, that face. She owns the top spot at the box office, opening with over $34 million. Great. It’s either Shrek driving a fast car with no dialogue and zero plot or a 16 year old going on 40 supporting her two parent pimps. The Disney child assembly line keeps getting busier.
Yours in gossip,
PS. This one is not about Patrick Dempsey.
PPS. Am underslept and crusty because of Nelson. Nelson is staying with us for 2 weeks. His snoring wakes me up from 2 rooms away. Even when he’s sleeping upright. But look at that face. How can you not love that face!
Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story
Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting Married!) tells the story of some dude who gets laid off and the new reality facing his family as a result of a company downsize. Full Story
LipGloss gave up Footloose for THIS??? (Dlisted)
She didn’t overdress for Easter! (Hollywood Tuna)
Scarjo blames the media, claims she’s not hungry (Just Jared)
Would you rather: this music or Rossum music? (The Superficial)
Becks. Two looks. Enjoy. (Pop Sugar)
Her sister’s a famewhore too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Ginger finds another really rich dude (INO)
Lilo: you know it’s bad when…(Cele|bitchy)
Violet’s little sister (ICYDK)
JailBait gets her Jonas back (A Socailite's Life)
But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. Then Mel Gibson lost his mind. No more quivering for Mel Gibson. Full Story
Something like that. Drew Barrymore claims she got all method and sh-t to play Little Edie in HBO’s Grey Gardens premiering on Saturday. Am watching the screener tonight. So nervous. Hope it doesn’t suck… Anyway, this is Drew working her Little Edie in New York today to sell it on the talk show circuit. Full Story
I know you all love babies. And so many famous babies were out and about this weekend for Easter. Here’s a random sampling – Coco Arquette turns 5 in June. Was seen with her parents Courteney and David heading to an Easter Egg hunt or something. Coco has great natural colouring. Nice warm skin. Full Story
Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched and pulled either. Full Story