July 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2010 06:46:23 July 27, 2010 06:46:23

To Ashlee in St Louis – GOOD LUCK at bar exam hell the next two days. You should be terrified – it’s a big f-cking deal! And you will you be GREAT. By request, here are some Carey & Shia to “warm your icy lawyer heart”. Happy Birthday Sally from your sister Ellen! And for Sarah – Happy Belated Birthday (Saturday)! Sunia says you have the flavour for Mark Wahlberg. Full Story

Monday, July 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Haven’t had enough time lately to write about the new season of True Blood. Sorry. To clarify: I LOVE the new season of True Blood. SO MUCH. So far the new season of True Blood is better than last, as are the new characters of the new season of True Blood, way better than that bitch with all the cows.  Read Full Intro

No Bond at Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 13:47:30 July 26, 2010 13:47:30

As you know, Bond is on hold because MGM went broke. But that doesn’t mean he’s not working. He is working a lot. He’s working on Cowboys & Aliens with Harrison Ford, directed by Jon Favreau, and they panelled this weekend at Comic-Con. Am told the script for this is amazing. Scheduled for release at the end of July 2011, Cowboys & Aliens is one of the most highly anticipated features next summer, and even Harrison Ford made an appearance to tweak the Nerd Herd. Full Story

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Later Coop and Shelfy comes running...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 12:34:33 July 26, 2010 12:34:33

Or biking. She responds to the whistle. Jessica Biel was sighted on a happy bike ride in New York with Justin Timberlake, neither seeming to be displeased with being photographed, and from the front too, those clever paps able to settle themselves into good position. This of course after Justin was photographed surrounded by beauty last week on the set of Friends With Benefits. Full Story

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One note Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 11:59:38 July 26, 2010 11:59:38

It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come from far and wide, and if they wanted to see cleave, they could have stayed at home with their laptops and jerked off. Full Story

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About that Casey Affleck situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 10:51:35 July 26, 2010 10:51:35

He’s being sued by a former producer on his Joaquin Phoenix documentary I’m Not Here. Amanda White says she was sexually harassed by Joaquin’s bff and brother-in-law, claiming she was fired for not f-cking him. According to White, she was terminated when she rejected Casey’s demand that they start sleeping together. Full Story

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Pacey-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 09:54:11 July 26, 2010 09:54:11

There’s Robert Pattinson’s unintentional comedy, and then there’s Pacey-Con San Diego 2010. The.Best. He’s the best. Joshua Jackson was at Comic-Con for Fringe. On his down time he decided to go back to Capeside, wardrobe and all, for some fan fiction reading, and of course a little Paula Cole blaring from a boom box. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 09:40:00 July 26, 2010 09:40:00

What does it mean? It means Little Girl Cranked! (Dlisted)

Oh look. It’s where all the diseases of the world come from (The Superficial)

Sean Penn and his hot model girlfriend (Popeater)

Is the most beautiful couple with the most beautiful baby getting back together? (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew covers Nylon (Just Jared)

Newlyweds go to a movie (Pop Sugar)

When the nerds aren’t stabbing each other, they’re actually doing cool sh-t like this (Towleroad)

Ambrosio on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eminem looks back (INO)

Don Draper likes it rough (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 09:35:04 July 26, 2010 09:35:04

These photos and this video are making my life. Robert Pattinson went to the movies on Saturday with his agent. Then he hit up a party in Malibu. The paps were all over him. First time? No but this time a tweaky Pattinson was extra agitated about the attention, whining that they were following him, trying to enlist the help of the cops who didn’t give a sh-t, wandering around seemingly aimlessly, rubbing his nose in his totally inconspicuous, non eye-catching, blend-in-anywhere car. Full Story

Next time he should race Simon Cowell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 08:23:53 July 26, 2010 08:23:53

This is pretty cute. As noted last week, Cameron Diaz and the GMD competed in the reasonably priced car on Top Gear. The show aired on the weekend and, as you can see below, it’s great. Both of them are great. But especially Cameron, all personality, she makes him great, because she is so great. Full Story

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On Kings and bird sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 08:05:21 July 26, 2010 08:05:21

Am sure you’ve heard about the Kings of Leon debacle in St Louis? They tried to play a show at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater but had to bail after only three songs because they claim that pigeons kept sh-tting in Jared Followill’s mouth. The band’s reps released a statement about a pigeon infestation in the rafters being a health hazard. Full Story