Undercover married?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 10:55:10 October 16, 2009 10:55:10

Radar reports that LA is buzzing about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s supposed secret wedding on Wednesday after applying for a marriage licence last week. TMZ Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 10:26:00 October 16, 2009 10:26:00

Cyndi’s face says it all (Dlisted)

Michael Lohan, the drama on Maury (Popeater)

Thinnification of Miranda Kerr: the Orlando Bloom Effect? Same thing happened to Kate Bosworth (The Superficial)

Victoria Beckham used to be compared to her. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA (Hollywood Tuna)

Kellan Lutz: more attractive with his clothes ON (Just Jared)

Angelina signs new papers (Pop Sugar)

Brody Jenner is f-cking the fakest face ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Smell like Carrie Bradshaw? (INO)

Please. Like Manslinger has to beg for anything (Cele|bitchy)

Penn Badgley’s shirtless elf face (ASL)

Ask and you shall receive…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 09:32:37 October 16, 2009 09:32:37

Ryan Gosling. In shout-outs earlier I lamented that I could not find photos of Ryan Gosling on tour with his band Dead Man’s Bones. Thank you Joanna who just sent over these shots (taken by Amanda) AND video from the show in New York last night. By all accounts, it’s an amazing performance, very interactive with the crowd, featuring a local youth choir at every stop. Full Story

Cheese break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:50:52 October 16, 2009 08:50:52

Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was hot in Drumline. And he was cool for a while after. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Georgia Rule on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:33:45 October 16, 2009 08:33:45

W Network’s TripleFlix movie event is back tomorrow (and every Saturday this fall). Three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, October 17th) it’s Georgia Rule at 9pm E/P starring Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, and everyone’s favourite crack tweeter Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:06:37 October 16, 2009 08:06:37

Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Full Story

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Angels in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 07:51:53 October 16, 2009 07:51:53

I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that they hit up sometimes when they need a good laugh. Full Story

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October 16, 2009 – Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 07:38:03 October 16, 2009 07:38:03

Dear Lisa – Ryan Gosling is touring right now, there have been few new photos. But these are some of my favourites from last Spring, when he was shooting a movie with Michelle Williams. Big hug to you and your son. Happy Birthday Dragana from Trish who can’t wait for the European adventure…and the half marathon in 2010. Full Story

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I can’t remember the last time I cried before last night. I am not a crier. Even still, I WEPT during Where The Wild Things Are. Even though we sat beside a really annoying lady with a really, really annoying laugh, I wept at the happy parts, I wept at the lonely parts, I wept at the sad parts, I wept because I loved it so much. It’s a brilliantly made film; it’s a beautifully told story. Please see it this weekend. Let the Wild Rumpus rule the box office.

Attached – the always wonderful Catherine O’Hara who was in Toronto yesterday at a reading and to unveil a new street sign.

I dreamt of Sue Sylvester verbally abusing me last night and loved every minute. Glee keeps getting better. Remember, these episodes were shot months ago, BEFORE the full season pick up. Hopefully when they resume then, it’ll be a seamless continuation. And if you have no idea about Sue Sylvester… why NOT???

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


Photos from Wenn.com

Hugh and his fans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 14:50:32 October 15, 2009 14:50:32

I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called Olga K who was fortunate enough to spend Canadian Thanksgiving in New York last week. Full Story

Better genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 13:52:34 October 15, 2009 13:52:34

It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how handsome. Jason Bateman and Rob Lowe. They never age, do they? It’s the genes. Full Story

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