Rossum is mysterious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 16:13:00 November 13, 2009 16:13:00

How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’s to expose? Underneath the saccharine exterior is a saccharine core. Full Story

Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 13:47:11 November 13, 2009 13:47:11

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Granny can’t make this face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 12:17:51 November 13, 2009 12:17:51

While Third Lip is scaring people on red carpets, Cate Blanchett continues to stick it in Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s ass with the Real. Anna Wintour loves Cate Blanchett. It’s like she gets a cover every year. Full Story

Vaginal Hard-on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 11:33:49 November 13, 2009 11:33:49

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 10:39:21 November 13, 2009 10:39:21

Are you listening Barbara Walters? This is how you run a f-cking interview (Dlisted)

Surprise. Jennifer Aniston in Mexico in a bikini (The Superficial)

A beaver pisses on morning tv. No, it wasn’t Fergie (Popeater)

Lilo’s busted face and a buster (Hollywood Tuna)

What the f-ck is up with Kellan Lutz’s hair? (Pop Sugar)

A great dress wasted on Kristen Bell (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf’s alter ego sexing it up. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Agree or disagree? (INO)

Lilo can’t pay her bar bills (Cele|bitchy)

Ashlee Simpson’s son’s cute chunky feet (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Robo morning coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 10:04:33 November 13, 2009 10:04:33

This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is accompanied by security. Full Story

Johnny bails out his broke ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 08:07:54 November 13, 2009 08:07:54

It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a shady manager who gave him bad financial advice and now he’s been forced to sell off all his castles and fortresses. Full Story

Chris & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 07:46:44 November 13, 2009 07:46:44

An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t end up suing sh-t. But oh no, Chris Martin wouldn’t cheat on his wife. Full Story

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Give that lady a gold star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 07:13:26 November 13, 2009 07:13:26

No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This lady is a FRIEND. What’s with the support? What’s with the girls begging for a piece of his attention? Promoting an album on the back of his abused ex-girlfriend, halfhearted attempts to support victims of domestic violence, is this a piece of sh-t who deserves the adulation? People are so stupid. Full Story

Third Lip runs away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:56:11 November 13, 2009 06:56:11

As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six Full Story

November 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:49:29 November 13, 2009 06:49:29

Happy 27th Birthday Liz and congratulations on your new job in New York. Glee nights with Shirlz and her mo? And for Shelly G – so happy to hear about the popularity of your video, hope it continues to get posted and linked to so that soon this bullsh-t comes to an end. There’s over 20,000 views now – good luck! Full Story