Online Lola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 06:15:41 June 30, 2010 06:15:41

As you know, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes who goes by Lola is the inspiration behind Madonna’s new clothing line for teens called Material Girl. In support of the launch, Lola is now blogging on the collection’s official site, her first entry posted this week. Click here Full Story

June 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 06:09:33 June 30, 2010 06:09:33

To Ruta moving back to Vancouver from Ottawa – Sarah is ordering us to take her Robert Pattinson stalking when she comes to visit. Is this why you’re leaving? Escaping a Twi-Hard? She’ll be drowning her sorrows in cheap blush wine and teen fiction and missing you dearly. Love to Jen and Terry, welcoming baby Lucy Maude to this wild and wonderful world! From Candice, Mai-ya, Megan and Roxy! To Rae - best of luck on the opening of Bosco & Jones at the Toronto Fringe Festival. Full Story

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all of you who came to S.M.U.T. last night! It was our 5th anniversary. And it was the best one so far. Hope you had fun?

Dan Levy forever.

So much love and appreciation to The Society for running an amazing event and to the Bay for helping to make it all possible. A full SMUT Soiree wrap up will follow tomorrow with photos and more detail and...

Cory Monteith’s video. That’s what you missed. He sent us a support message that was played during the event.

But first to the unforgettable Ashleigh. TWO MONTHS free! Was honoured to meet you, especially withOUT the wig. Gorgeous. And inspiring. And you have wonderful friends who adore you. And I look forward to seeing you next year. Stay in touch and, most importantly, stay healthy.

It’s Tuesday. On Megan Fox’s marriage, Kristen Stewart’s hair, and of course...


I’m a bit late today not because I’m on 2 hours sleep, but because I can’t keep watching it.

Yours in gossip,


Beauties eat kebabs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 13:47:57 June 29, 2010 13:47:57

Sienna Miller and Jude Law hit up a show last night and then decided to go for some kebabs to satisfy the late night cravings, fashionably. Last night the girls and I, with Jacek and Mike, went to Fran’s after the SMUT Soiree. It’s our tradition. We know it’s gross, we always regret it, the service is sh-t, and we keep going back. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 13:17:38 June 29, 2010 13:17:38

The size of the bikini doesn’t necessarily match the size of the ass (The Superficial

Is Renee Z a jealous possessive bitch? (Dlisted

Gaga, Beysus...and JailBait (Popeater)

Lilo’s pharmaceutical hotpants (Hollywood Tuna)

What exactly is happening here? (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart’s long skinny legs (Pop Sugar)

Gaga’s personal message (Towleroad)

Naomi Campbell wig malfunction (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Salma’s tittays in leather (Popoholic)

No Chilli, please God no (Go Fug Yourself)

Well that was fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 10:53:38 June 29, 2010 10:53:38

Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with his wife. He was in a suit yesterday in the article I posted. Full Story

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Marriage Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 09:54:33 June 29, 2010 09:54:33

So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall we do what we do? Shall we “psychologise” their marriage? Of course. Full Story

Red boots in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 08:13:25 June 29, 2010 08:13:25

Ed Westwick arrived in Sydney today looking rough from a long flight. Even he looks like he can’t stand himself. And that chest hair. And those pants. And his wee-ness. And those boots. Disgusting. I want him. Westwick just celebrated his 23rd birthday on Sunday. Not sure if Jessica Szohr was with him. Full Story

Letterman hates Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:57:26 June 29, 2010 07:57:26
Photos: and Mejia / Asadorian/ and Stephen Lovekin/ Andrew H. Walker/

But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the NYC premiere. Two similar dresses. Full Story

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Harry Potter trailer porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:03:06 June 29, 2010 07:03:06

Holy motherf-cking amazingness of amazing, I’m floating on a permanent Wingardium Leviosa spell this morning because it’s already been 8 times that I’ve watched this trailer, with goosebumps throughout, and tears at parts, even at the sight of these words: THE MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF A GENERATION Why? Because he “has something worth living for”. Full Story

June 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 06:58:33 June 29, 2010 06:58:33

To Katie-darling; it breaks my heart that you'll be attending S.M.U.T. without me, and missing out on the amazing photo opportunities we could share. I miss you so much, and mildly resent having to share you with your new husband! Such is life, I suppose. Much love from the mountains, Bons. And for Matt who came last night with Ana and I’m sorry we didn’t have a chance to chat longer, but I see you got in a moment with the Squawking Chicken – please note HER PURSE, which pretty much says it all. Full Story