April 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 9, 2009 07:02:59 Posted at April 9, 2009 07:02:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Cindy C in Toronto! Zara would love to help celebrate your milestone but, well, you know she’s due in 3 weeks, poor thing. She promises she’ll ditch the husband next year and the kid too and make it up to you over tequila! To Lindsay from your cousin Cindy – remember you are YOUNG and he is an ASS to lose you. Full Story

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Britney tonight in Vancouver. Am worried about falling asleep. Have heard that after an energetic start to kick off the tour, the show is now boring. Darren and I are going and I texted him yesterday to ask if we should bother making it there in time for Pussycat Dolls. He said it might be the most entertainment we get all night…

Meanwhile I also have PVR memory stress. Don’t like when it crosses 50%.

Am sad that staying home to clear tv recordings sounds more tempting than watching Britney halfheartedly rub her hoo hoo. Hopefully she’ll bring it and we won’t be spending an hour and a half wondering what’s happening on Lost? It’s a question and a statement.

Wednesday – posting all day. Remember to refresh and SCROLL DOWN for late articles from Tuesday including Madonna and Adrien Brody.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Brad Pitt is not the reshooting smoker.

PPS. Heads up Twilight fans in the UK. Head to Rome when they start shooting New Moon there, visit the set, meet the cast, and appear in a scene that could make the final cut – interested? Click here to enter!

Two options

April 8, 2009 15:58:15 Posted at April 8, 2009 15:58:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch sprayed and gelled, stopping to sign autographs. Full Story

Two Darlings

April 8, 2009 15:41:41 Posted at April 8, 2009 15:41:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously, Ryan Gosling. But also Dustin Hoffman. Adore Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman is the most engaging, the most endearing, the best interview I’ve ever had. Cannes last year – click here for the details Full Story

Posh Sponge

April 8, 2009 13:23:23 Posted at April 8, 2009 13:23:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Were you excited? No… Not a posh sponge. But a Sponge Posh. Or, more accurately, a SpongeBob Posh. People.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham will be guest voicing on the show in the summer for one episode. Full Story

There’s video!

April 8, 2009 13:03:00 Posted at April 8, 2009 13:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Re: the BBT article earlier, his douchebaggery on full display on CBC Radio today – there’s now video! Suuuuuuuuuch a dick. See below.  Full Story

Meltdown watch: BBT

April 8, 2009 11:57:44 Posted at April 8, 2009 11:57:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton. BBT was on CBC Radio this morning with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess. First basic, basic question: When did you and your band start playing together? He has no idea what that means. Literally, he has NO IDEA what that question means. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 8, 2009 11:40:54 Posted at April 8, 2009 11:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci needs a personal assistant (Dlisted)

Ugh. Why is she everywhere these days? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ohhhh….Halle! (Just Jared)

James Franco at the Museum (Pop Sugar)

Punk Ass has one pose (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Reese puts on heels for Jake (INO)

Setting up Jennifer Aniston (Cele|bitchy)

Will we see KFed tonight? (IDLYITW)

One Ebola, how many weddings? (A Socialite's Life)

Bronx and other babies (PopEater)

This is my team

April 8, 2009 10:10:04 Posted at April 8, 2009 10:10:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jackson. Rathbone. Oh la… Arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to shoot New Moon. Also apparently played a couple of shows with his band. Now this…this is a man of style. Not in the LipGloss Zac Efron way but he cares to a healthy extent about his clothes, about how he looks. A tie, a waistcoat, and a jacket over old, faded jeans and boots – on an airplane! – and it doesn’t seem like it took him an hour to get dressed. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Cock Out

April 8, 2009 09:18:01 Posted at April 8, 2009 09:18:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it won’t be boring after all… It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on? No matter. We always benefit when her mic is on. During Juno Weekend was I was obsessed with trying to turn “My Pussy’s Hangin’ Out” into my ringtone. Full Story

LipGloss or Die

April 8, 2009 08:41:53 Posted at April 8, 2009 08:41:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His hair is perfect throughout, he doesn’t say much but there’s a lot of pouting, and he gets to pretend he’s friends with Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner… It’s Zac Efron’s Pool Party on Funny or Die. You smell like a waffle. It’s not the strongest video ever, although I am fascinated by Zac’s “twang” that seems to come and go. Full Story