Pattinson exteriors

June 30, 2009 06:38:00 Posted at June 30, 2009 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Robert “Rob” Pattinson this morning on set in NYC. Every day outside...is this film entirely exteriors? Maybe it’s a cinematic love note to New York. A cinematic love note starring Sparkles? Oh yeah, New York will love that. Several Twilight superfans have sent along the screenplay for the film. Full Story

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In London and speaking French

June 30, 2009 06:32:00 Posted at June 30, 2009 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not at once but photos and then a couple clips. This is Johnny Depp yesterday at the UK premiere of Public Enemies, black on black pinstripes looking perfect and light violet tinted shades. Sigh… So as you know, Johnny and Vanessa they make their home in France. And they apparently speak French at home. Full Story

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Did you watch True Blood last night? Yes. You’re right. Eric > Bill. Eric > every vampire. Even in his guido trans-am track suit, Eric is the sh-t. Like, why is Sookie wasting her time with that other one? This season will continue to build and build. Episode 4 is killer. You must watch next week.

So while I was playing golf all weekend, everyone else was apparently seeing Transformers. And people are STILL seeing The Hangover. You know it’s made more money now than Wolverine? Cooper > Jackman? Oh la. The debate rages.

But there is no debate about Michael Cera’s Year One. Colossal flop critically and commercially. And with Joseph Gordon Levitt’s (500) Days of Summer generating so much positive advance buzz, looks like this round of their BoyFight belongs to Joe.

It’s Monday. Am online all day. Check back often!

TODAY IS THE NO DOUBT TICKET GIVEAWAY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

No London for Shelfy

June 29, 2009 17:55:14 Posted at June 29, 2009 17:55:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip is in London to promote William Rast. He's been in town since before the weekend, was enjoying himself at Elton John's annual White Tie & Tiara party when news broke of MJ's passing. Here he is on the runway today looking really, really great. So much more attractive when his Shelf Ass isn't around. Full Story

Footloose Androgynous

June 29, 2009 13:55:38 Posted at June 29, 2009 13:55:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl looking not like a hermaphrodite with both vagina and penis but like androgen – no vagine, no peen. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, so ambiguous. Full Story

Thanks God!

June 29, 2009 13:20:28 Posted at June 29, 2009 13:20:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” . Full Story

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Most comfortable wardrobe ever

June 29, 2009 12:14:00 Posted at June 29, 2009 12:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson looks like he’s very comfortable on the set of Remember Me today. You would be too in those clothes. The top is like pyjamas. And the loose pants can accommodate a double order of lunch. Am jealous. Women’s clothing is sadistic. If it looks good, chances are it’s f-cking tight and wedgie inducing and there is nothing worse than a strapless bra. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 29, 2009 12:01:20 Posted at June 29, 2009 12:01:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Karl looks disgusting by the sparkly lady parts! (Dlisted)

Diddy needs a slap in the face (The Superficial)

Halle Berry’s baby is an angel! (Just Jared)

I love animal shirts. And Megan Fox is wearing one. (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt in guido pants (Pop Sugar)

What do you think of the pockets hanging out? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The only kind of man still interested in Tara Reid’s ghetto tits (INO)

Mischa Barton spaced and cracked out with a weird accent on video (Zoe Griffin)

How Tori and KFed Jr are paying for their strollers (ICYDK)

John Mayer isn’t asstalking. For once. (ASL)

17 Days

June 29, 2009 09:59:55 Posted at June 29, 2009 09:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just over 2 weeks away…gah! It’s crawling by! In the meantime, because of the tight schedule shooting both parts of The Deathly Hallows back to back, the kids have been limited on promotion. This is why they’ve yet walk carpet after carpet all around the world, and they probably don’t have to either. Full Story

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Here comes brown

June 29, 2009 08:46:05 Posted at June 29, 2009 08:46:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When the bad sh-t happened, she was almost always brown. Chicken Fried Crazy comes out super strong when she’s a brunette… Terrible memories. But perhaps all that has changed now, especially since the meds are under control. Britney was out and about this weekend with her agent (and boyfriend) Jason Trawick showing off a new dark hued weave. Full Story

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Crackhead birthday party

June 29, 2009 07:55:08 Posted at June 29, 2009 07:55:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley on more than one occasion. Full Story

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