I love the 3 segment guest on David Letterman. My friend Gab and I talk about this all the time. Not everyone gets 3 segments. Only the very, very special ones get 3 segments. Like Julia Roberts. And Will Smith. And George Clooney. And Tom Hanks. And yes, Johnny Depp. He was uncomfortable, but he did it. Full Story
Happy 35th Birthday Jillian E in Bermuda! Has it really been 2 summers?!!?? Hoping you have the day off. And if not, hoping you can keep the bitchface to a minimum for the kids. I couldn’t! Say hi to Matt for Jacek! To Jasmine – Happy 31st Birthday! Sorry we didn’t get a chance to meet on Tuesday. Full Story
On Johnny Depp: after the Chicago premiere last week of Public Enemies, Johnny and others involved in production went to a steakhouse to have dinner in a private room. He’d been there before, knew the staff, has always been friendly. This time he left a $4,000 tip. Click here for more details.
So many of them are SO cheap. You should see the way they hoard their sh-t at a gift lounge. Like they can’t afford it themselves but they hit up the freebies anyway and then REFUSE to be photographed there because they don’t want to look greedy. But you are f-cking greedy. Who? Yeah you Audrina Patridge. You.
Johnny Depp skips the gift the lounge.
But Johnny Depp will be on Letterman tonight. He doesn’t hit the talk show circuit very often so you must not miss. Set the PVR. It’s worth it for a true movie star.
Thursday – am home after 2 weeks on the road and no travel again til at least mid-July. Blogging returns to regular schedule!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Bro Massage is not Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. Also doesn’t involve Will Ferrell. At all.
PPS. Here are Kathryn and Sarah who won the NKOTB tickets last week AND a meet and greet with the boys. Said Kathryn: The hardcore fans are crazy though. One lady asked us why we had wristbands and then rubbed her hands all over us when she found out we touched them. Creepy!
Megan Fox brought her brand of low classy poor man’s Angelina to Letterman today and spiced it up with a little Dita von Teese. The Fox is feeling triumphant. Her movie, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, despite getting annihilated by critics, just set a box office record for a Wednesday open. Full Story
News broke last week about Leighton Meester’s sex tape. While the video has not yet found its way onto the internets, several screencaps were released last week – the images are, um, extremely revealing – and a bidding war is said to be underway for the actual footage of Leighton having sex with a former boyfriend a few years ago. Full Story
I tweeted my Shia LaBeouf confession a couple of weeks ago. Something about Shia makes me quiver. It started on the way back from Cannes. Laura and I were flying back together and started talking about Transformers and Shia’s fame and what it was about him and Eagle Eye happened to be one of the movies available on the in seat tv so I watched. Full Story
Oh yeah it was hot. Sweltering. But it doesn’t sound like any of you let that stop you from enjoying the bar. And the free flowing martinis kept us cool enough to gossip. As Sydney wrote to me yesterday: “Who cares about the heat ... we just went through a brutal winter, we're supposed to be sturdy Canadians so I say suck it up. Full Story
Emilie, you in danger girl. It’s Emilie de Ravin, shooting what looks like a date scene with Robert Pattinson on the Remember Me set in a series of photos that will likely be used by tabloids to suggest a budding romance between the two stars, much to the dismay of Pattinson’s lunatic fans who are probably, right now, plotting her demise. Full Story
Check out what my friends have to say and S.M.U.T. photos are coming up next!
Jennifer Aniston’s future (Dlisted)
Reese copies Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)
Vampire looks hot in a hat (Just Jared)
Also WAY better than Lilo’s body (The Superficial)
Tom, Gisele, and Jack family gorgessity (Pop Sugar)
Bale > Pattinson but Depp > Bale (INO)
I really love white bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Daniel Radcliffe on Parade (ONTD)
No one buys La Lopez Sweetface (E! Online)
WAY better than Lilo’s body (Popoholic)
It doesn’t happen often, but when it does happen, they love to use it. An unflattering photo of Jennifer Aniston taken today on the set of Bounty in Atlantic City. Not only is there no glow, she also looks grey, ashy, doughy, pinched, and above all old. I won’t lie, I’m a petty sh-t talking bitch anyway, and since I’m already booked for hell, I’ll say it for you – you love it. Full Story
Eddie Cibrian was busted for cheating with LeAnn Rimes back in March. Their Lifetime movie then scored super high ratings, and now Eddie has been confirmed as a series regular on CSI: Miami in the fall. Yay for infidelity! More acting gigs mean more money. And Eddie needs money. Because his wife chose to stay. Full Story