JLo on the hustle... but not really

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 08:19:41 April 21, 2010 08:19:41

After all, when she’s riding around in a Maybach, how bad can it be? Jennifer Lopez continues to promote The Back-up Plan, showing off a very pretty pair of legs yesterday in New York while on her way to various interviews. It’s those Lanvin shoes again. And she does indeed look amazing. Full Story

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Crack Tweets from Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 07:34:35 April 21, 2010 07:34:35

Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please. At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's exI’ve screencapped it because, as you know, she’s prone to deleting and pretending it never happened. Full Story

Russian Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 07:17:24 April 21, 2010 07:17:24

Please. There’s nothing like it. Michelle, Duana, and I were on a trip in Europe a couple of years ago along with a group of Russian journalists. Jesus. The drama. Every day they’d roll in late, they’d hold up the bus, they’d clean out the minibar and fight over the cheque, within five minutes of entering an establishment they’d have a bankroller hooked up to pay for their drinks. Full Story

April 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 06:58:49 April 21, 2010 06:58:49

To my Smutty sister Kathryn on her 25th birthday, I hope you have a fabulous day and that you're ready for an even better dinner. Look good. Love always, AmyCeilidh – I’m sorry to hear about the news at work. Did the Ryan Gosling photos from yesterday help? How about this interview? He’s so f-cking cute, I can’t stand it. Full Story

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am headed for Breakfast in Barbados today from Toronto. It’s an annual event, a radio contest, and the winners are staying at The Crane and it’s a kick ass vacation, and there’s a concert. This year it’s New Kids on the Block and Bare Naked Ladies.  Read Full Intro

The Green Lantern’s orange face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 15:23:09 April 20, 2010 15:23:09

I have ragged on him for his over-foundation face but Ryan Phillippe seems to have taken that title from him (see Saturday Night Live last Saturday) and Ryan Reynolds is currently in New Orleans, pictured here on set shooting The Green Lantern, so let’s assume that it’s some kind of action sequence during which he narrowly escaped incineration and forgive the tangerine hue. Full Story

Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 13:58:45 April 20, 2010 13:58:45

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

If we can look like this…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 13:38:56 April 20, 2010 13:38:56

Written by Jacek I posted earlier about good Jude and Sienna look as a couple. Lainey has referred to them being “at their physical best” when together. So here’s something they can strive towards if both of them can move past their horny slip-ups and stay loyal to each other. Here are Warren Beatty and Annette Benning at the Los Angeles premiere of Mother and Child held at the Egyptian Theatre last night. Full Story

The other list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 12:08:00 April 20, 2010 12:08:00

Written by Jacek A few of you emailed me when those Allure shots of Emmanuelle Chriqui hit the web last week. Rest assured I had already seen them, but thanks for looking out nonetheless. And as a side bar, that is one good boob job if those aren’t real. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 11:06:56 April 20, 2010 11:06:56

Herpes-Ebola cocktail courtesy classy drunks (The Superficial)

Betty is an eager hot dog muncher (Dlisted)

Sandy B emerges without her ring (Popeater)

Don’t find this chick the least bit hot (Hollywood Tuna)

Bosworth and Skarsgard poolside (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston at her best – the nips are back!! (Pop Sugar)

PETA’s latest whipping girl is a real thinker (The Blemish)

Heather Graham shows her boobies in some flick. Always liked…them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Great h8 f*ck. See what I mean? I’ll explain later (Popoholic)

The “labial wedgie” analyzed (Go Fug Yourself)

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Grounded perfection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 10:06:49 April 20, 2010 10:06:49

Written by Jacek Jude and Sienna are apparently stuck in LA at the moment as a result of the volcanic ash situation. They were photographed yesterday shopping on Melrose. How f-cking cool do these two look? I’m not going to dissect the fashion perfection that’s going on in this photo set cause I’m going to sound like a deaf radio DJ, but have a look for yourself. Full Story

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