Smutty Tingles

April 7, 2009 11:02:31 Posted at April 7, 2009 11:02:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok yeah. I have to cut my hair. (Dlisted)

Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne annoying-off! (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh wears tie-dye and Gwyneth’s blazer (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried Sienna Miller? (Drunken Stepfather)

Josh all better (Pop Sugar)

Why is he holding her like that? (INO)

Anne Hathaway > Victoria Beckham (Cele|bitchy)

Trying too hard for a movie premiere (Popoholic)

More British competition en route for LipGloss (Holy Moly)

Pink’s abs > Fergie’s abs (The Blemish)

Country Asskisser

April 7, 2009 10:29:32 Posted at April 7, 2009 10:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’s cussed out and dismissed. Full Story

Non smoking reshoot

April 7, 2009 10:10:46 Posted at April 7, 2009 10:10:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hunky, serious actor was shot by the paps the other day dragging on a ciggie after getting off a plane. But his wife doesn’t know. So he asked them, pleaded with them – please, can we try it again? Let me just finish, then I’ll go back to where started, and I’ll walk back this way again, and you can reshoot these photos without me smoking? Otherwise the Mrs will kill me. Full Story

Jights & Flipflops

April 7, 2009 08:42:33 Posted at April 7, 2009 08:42:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Couple of weeks ago, I posted an article about Russell Brand making out with some girl in Sydney – so many of you loved it, love him. So again, this is Russell Brand in London leaving his home today in his uniform – shiny tight pants and flipflops, a clever scarf wrapped around his waist under a cardigan. Full Story

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Lilo restrained

April 7, 2009 07:51:01 Posted at April 7, 2009 07:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority. "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”. Once again, a Dina Lohan-ised version of the truth. Full Story

Coco Avant Chanel

April 7, 2009 07:34:52 Posted at April 7, 2009 07:34:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The premiere last night in Paris… Audrey! It would be the dilemma of all dilemmas to have to choose between Audrey Tautou and Marion Cotillard. Can you imagine? This is not relevant to the story, but I like a good conundrum. I also like a good Hair Daydream. My hair is long and lank and boring. Full Story


April 7, 2009 07:20:24 Posted at April 7, 2009 07:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like the GMD. I’ve attached additional photos here. Full Story

April 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 7, 2009 07:06:08 Posted at April 7, 2009 07:06:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Shannon F on the birth of Keaton on Sunday! All your girls are so excited to come over and help babysit any time you need! To Celine, wishing you well in your new town and new country. It's been rough but hang in there and I know you'll find your way soon. I know you're bandy appreciates all you've sacrificed. Full Story

Monday, April 6, 2009

Dear Gossips

Ugh. People with no taste gave Vin diesel his career back. Shrek Driving A Fast Car topped the box office this weekend, setting an April opening record. Naturally, this means the 5th installment of the franchise is probably well underway. Great.

And it was all prom and pageant dresses at the Academy of Country Music Awards last night with one botoxed exception: style-wise they don’t stand a chance against Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman.

Also, Lilo’s latest lockdown meltdown, and Twilight weekend sightings.

It’s Monday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Maroon 5 is not the banned band.

PPS. Congrats to Suzi H. from Stratford, ON for winning the Juno swag!

PPPS. Worked and tweeted this weekend covering the Vancouver auditions for So You Think You Can Canada. Click here for my Twitter. That sounds so naughty...