Posh on Emma and Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 16:03:34 November 12, 2009 16:03:34

Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. Full Story

Sorry I f-cked your husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 12:05:00 November 12, 2009 12:05:00

Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely happened even though Josh “can't just admit it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 11:13:55 November 12, 2009 11:13:55

Cate Blanchett. That’s all (Just Jared)

BEST. CAPTION. EVER. This should be a poster. (Dlisted)

Ew. Check out Amy Winehouse and her stretch marks (The Superficial)

Oh come on. Enough with the oral fixation (Hollywood Tuna)

Revolting. REVOLTING. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kristen Stewart, but arguing that Bella Swan is not a limp twat is ludicrous (Pop Sugar)

Ashton defends his cougar/puma (Cele|bitchy)

Jay-Z vs Frank Sinatra (Popeater)

Can’t decide if I like this dress (Popoholic)

Mark Wahlberg takes his shirt off but I can’t see his third nipple (Towleroad)

Twilight New Moon Giveaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 10:26:00 November 12, 2009 10:26:00

American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where soundtrack artist Band of Skulls will perform. Full Story

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Rachel & Spidey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 10:04:44 November 12, 2009 10:04:44

Brilliant. Word is, they’re moving ahead with Spiderman 4 and Sam Raimi is currently casting for supporting characters and new villains… Rachel McAdams is being seriously considered to play the Black Cat who, in the comics, becomes a sort of Spidey stalker. Spiderman Fatal Attraction. She’s perfect for it. Full Story

Today is a good day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:41:15 November 12, 2009 08:41:15

Because it’s his birthday. Ryan Gosling, of course. He’s 29. Crista W wrote to request some Ryan for the occasion. Am attaching previously unposted photos of Ryan and Dead Man’s Bones performing in LA on Halloween and also some older favourites. Sigh. It’s not healthy to watch it every day. Full Story

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Mango hot-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:00:31 November 12, 2009 08:00:31

Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story

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Post-divorce hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 07:26:47 November 12, 2009 07:26:47

Robin Wright is no longer blonde. Seen here at LAX yesterday, Robin showed off some new black hair. It’s a hard look. Hard as in tough. Especially since hers has never been a soft, gentle face to begin with. Robin has angles and very little padding. Some would call it harsh. Indeed, she is ice cold. Full Story

Taylor trumps the Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 07:08:18 November 12, 2009 07:08:18

Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level of ass. Full Story

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November 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 06:53:24 November 12, 2009 06:53:24

Happy Belated Birthday Gigi! Here’s some Hugh by request, taken on Monday in New York. To the Irish Swallowing Specialist, Boozin’ O’Redmann in Thunder Bay – Happy Birthday from your girls! Happy Birthday to Melissa H from Madame X. And for Sara who called Beth when she was behind on gossip last year in the hospital just to catch her up on smut – Happy Birthday to a wonderful friend. Full Story

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