Chicken Fried Britney probably wants to borrow this outfit (Dlisted)
Why David Duchovny can’t leave Tea Leoni (Hollywood Tuna)
Aaron Carter eyef-cked me last night and I wasn’t dressed like this which must mean I’m cheap looking. Great for the self esteem (The Superficial)
Gaga’s tit explosions should have closed the show instead of Nickelback’s, non? (Just Jared)
Brad Pitt can’t get funding. See? The Movie Star is dying (Pop Sugar)
How many Kardashians are there???????? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
I actually believe Megan Fox. Stupid of me? (INO)
LOOOOOVE this Emma Watson photo shoot! (ONTD)
Does Whitney Port have a bulimic jaw? (ICYDK)
Sooooo. Much. QUIVER!!! (ASL)
It doesn’t hit you until it’s too late. The vodka swirls. And a raging headache results the next morning. Just came from the studio to do a few voiceovers for the show. It was a sunglasses ON day. What helps? Hair of the Dog, they say? How about Hair of the Ewan? In Shanghai for the closing ceremony of the film festival, casual in chucks for the photo call and then dressed up and delicious with his wife on the red carpet. Full Story
Jake Gyllenhaal travelled to Washington to visit his Reese and in doing so managed to wipe away her bitchface temporarily. Which is sad. Because I prefer bitchface Reese to sweetface Reese who likes baking cookies for the MiniVan. Ugh. Strange. You'd think bitchface would come out during her personal hours, when Reese is with her boyfriend in matching gym clothes off duty from filming rather than during her works hours on set. Full Story
Taylor Lautner received the loudest cheers last night on the carpet at the MMVAs. Keep in mind though that the Jonas Brothers did not walk and neither did Lady Gaga. Still, we all know Twilight’s popularity, and of course Taylor’s recent surge thanks to the steady stream photos coming out of Vancouver where New Moon was filmed and also his bare chest in the New Moon trailer that was previewed at the Movie Awards. Full Story
On stage together at Madison Square Garden. Beyonce’s husband joined her for a song, the crowd went nuts. And indeed it would have been a treat. They are music royalty. Ad it’s not every show where Jay-Z will make an appearance. Lucky New York. Especially if it was Crazy In Love. Am jealous. Full Story
In Italy shooting more ads for Nespresso. He’s the brand’s global ambassador and while some have criticised him for his association with the company, George continues to earn a substantial paycheque wit commercials that run primarily in Europe that keep him comfortably in Como through the summer, and of course living in luxury in LA in the winter. Full Story
Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course because he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting, though you can barely tell with how long and lean she is but People. Full Story
Happy Birthday Mel Q! Have heard the year hasn’t been the best so far. Well then it’s time to turn it around. Wishing you better shoes and a better man! And I will side with you over your Aunt Sharon – some dudes can totally pull off work coveralls. The problem is the rest of the package. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston is nothing if not predictable. She went out on a date last night in New York. Conveniently she wasn’t able to keep it a secret. Conveniently he’s one of the hottest stars of the summer. Conveniently the Brange have been making headlines this week for their philanthropic efforts. Tit for tat forever.
Chicago was blessed last night by Johnny Depp. A thousand screaming fans cried out for more. He gave them what they could. And unlike those batsh-t Twi-hards, he was not strangled, nor was his life endangered. At this point young Robert Pattinson must be a neurotic mess.
It’s Friday. It’s MMVA weekend! Will be tweeting from the MMVAs on Sunday – check my Twitter here and a full report on Monday. Maybe by then I’ll be besties with Alex Ovechkin, repeat Hart Trophy winner.
And don’t forget – the line up does not start until 6am on Sunday. Police will turn away those who camp out! Be safe kids!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Are you coming to S.M.U.T.? Location will be sent via email on Monday. Keep checking here for new details about the event. As for your message about what to wear: wear whatever you want. Wear something you’ll want to be photographed in. Me I haven’t decided. All I know is that I really, really don’t want to wear heels.
PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.