Fixture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 13:53:01 October 7, 2009 13:53:01

Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes. Look at her. I love her. Full Story

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Shoe-Han!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 13:01:00 October 7, 2009 13:01:00

Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes. Full Story

The GMD tweets!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 11:38:45 October 7, 2009 11:38:45

The GMD wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds perusing his tweets. Of course it’s not personally managed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 11:12:59 October 7, 2009 11:12:59

Watch this while covering your eyes (Dlisted)

Blake Lively naked…with Alan Arkin (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s spectacular photo shoot (The Superficial)

Twin Double Date (Just Jared)

Taylor Lautner upside and wet (Pop Sugar)

Lolita’s lesbian kiss (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Following Posh: Robo! (INO)

Has Robert Pattinson approved of this? (Cele|bitchy)

The most awkward marital kiss (Popeater)

Lance Bass Tyler Durden (Towleroad)

Tina ain’t no Granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 10:21:55 October 7, 2009 10:21:55

Tina Fey on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. A much more worthy beauty ideal than so many others. Most others. Including Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Speaking of Nicole Kidman, in the magazine, Tina discusses Botox Full Story

They love Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 08:33:13 October 7, 2009 08:33:13

Last night, Hamlet’s official debut in New York, it was a triumphant evening for Jude Law whose performance is generating wonderful reviews from critics and fans. Here he is on stage accepting his ovation and then at the afterparty, relieved and ready to throw a few back. Full Story

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Hello Chiizu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:54:00 October 7, 2009 07:54:00

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Still paying for the fake castle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:10:43 October 7, 2009 07:10:43

Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an offbeat sexiness that is much more appealing in person. Full Story

That Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:00:24 October 7, 2009 07:00:24

Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. Shia was at the An Education premiere in New York the other night to support his girlfriend Carey Mulligan whose performance in the film is generating critical acclaim and even praise from Anna Wintour. Full Story

October 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 06:39:13 October 7, 2009 06:39:13

Happy 33rd Birthday Andrea! Here’s Ryan Kwanten at the Power of Women luncheon two weeks ago. Hope this makes up for the cat this morning and eases the dull ache of long distance, if only temporarily. Wishing you a great year ahead. Congratulations Kerry Full Story

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Letterman offered an apology last night on his show to show staffers and his wife. He also wasn’t wearing his wedding ring. I’m not an avid Letterman ring-watcher but this is where it gets expensive. Because after years and years together, he finally married Regina Lasko in March, believing perhaps that his infidelity would stay concealed forever, and now, as a result of the $2 million extortion attempt, Letterman could lose that much more if he’s unable to secure absolution from his wife. Cheating isn’t cheap. Suddenly the Late Show is like Fatal Attraction for the greedy.

So my friend Michelle produced the We Day event in Toronto at the Air Canada Centre yesterday. And the Jonas Brothers showed up. And now she’s trying to tell me that Joe is cute. And that he’s like a shrunken down, more compact, much shorter John Krasinski. What are you saying??? Who are you???

One day with a Vagina Virgin and suddenly I can’t find my friend. Bah.

Tuesday – am blogging all day between shoots. Please scroll down for posts you may have missed from Monday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey