At the premiere of Transformers last night, it’s Emile Hirsch with his girlfriend. He doesn’t seem to leave home without her now. And her shady friends who sell out Robert Pattinson. So … Emile is, like, the best young thespian ever in his mind, remember? He only does arty movies, with with arty artists, and the script is the only thing that matters, remember? What does the Real Emile, the Emile whose insightful film reviews, the Emile who is so arrogant he thinks he’s the first to have thought of the Modern Hamlet, what does the Real Emile think of Transformers? It’s beneath him, non? Oh but Emile must hustle. Full Story
The GMD and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but the Midge has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps him to help her. Full Story
Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better move the f-ck out, even if you’re an old woman in an emergency situation. Full Story
May not like all her movies but Cameron Diaz is undeniably a Movie Star. And she received her star on the Walk of Fame yesterday, timed of course to coincide with the release of her latest My Sister’s Keeper this weekend. Cam’s last release, What Happens in Vegas, was the romcom hit of summer 2008. Full Story
Robert Pattinson continues to film Remember Me in New York – seen here yesterday on set in the afternoon and also on a night shoot. Now every Twi-hard wants to be an extra and wear a cropped top and a cowboy hat which is a much better strategy than strangling, non? At least that way he won’t be running in fear. Full Story
Happy Birthday to Karen Ann, Sister-in-Law and Friend Extraordinaire...Love you tons! Lisa Marie To Claire – Happy Birthday from Lara. Follow your heart to Nashville, girl – no regrets! And congratulations to Kymm who completed a grueling 261 km bike ride from Vancouver to Seattle in the Ride-To-Conquer-Cancer race! You didn’t own a bike til a couple of months ago? Full Story
No one throws a block party like MuchMusic. NO ONE. And for the MuchMusic demographic, this year’s lineup was probably the best ever. There were many, many reasons to scream. And they screamed for hours. And some of them wept. Like sobbing and heaving and completely hysterical and it’s sweet and adorable when they’re 14. Not so much when they’re full blown adults, all seemingly with bad perms, tweaking their nipples and losing their sh-t over Nickelback. Like, ew.
I was hosting the roving camera at the MMVAs last night for eTalk. My interviews should air tonight. And I tweeted the whole time from the first floor party to the gift suite to the eTalk Lounge to the press area and more with thoughts on the Vagina Virgin thunder thighs and Brody Jenner and Gaga’s ass etc etc etc. Click here for my Twitter and additional gossip to follow in today’s articles as a welcome distraction to what’s happening in a courthouse in LA later this afternoon. There will be no bigger story today in entertainment. A f-cking shame.
Monday – am online all day, check back often. And please forgive. Am, um, not the sharpest today. Gab told me at one point she sent me an email asking where I was. My reply to her was: at my desk. So she came to find me at the bar. Advil should kick in soon…
Yours in gossip,
PS. By now if you reserved for the Smut Soiree you should have already received an email with the location tomorrow night. Can’t wait to see you! In addition to the gossip and the beverages and the pampering, there are prizes on the line!
Many of you have been asking what to wear. Dan Levy will be watching. And he’ll be choosing the OSiS Glamour Queen of the Night who will win a deluxe hair session at Oskar on Scollard Hair Studio (where I’m getting styled tomorrow) to enjoy WITH A FRIEND and also a gift basket valued at $300 filled with the hottest products from Schwarzkopf Professional. And bragging rights, naturally.
For those who need a wardrobe update however, there’s a $500 shopping spree up for grabs from The Bay in the Bay Lounge at the event! Fill in a ballot, wait for your name to be called. Easy and simple. What’s at The Bay? Well, I’ll be in a Proenza Schouler tomorrow that I picked up there last week.
See you at S.M.U.T.!
PPS. Congratulations Maria A, Susan M, and Kathryn L who won the NKOTB tickets for the Toronto show last night!
PPPS. Bro Massage is not Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber. That isn’t funny.
They’d supposedly broken up – Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty – and this was a good thing. By her standards she was keeping a relatively low profile, staying out of trouble, and not stumbling out of clubs with married men. Sienna also looks great in the trailers from G.I. Joe. Not bad as a badass. Full Story
Many of you find this hard to believe – that in person Rumer Willis might actually be cute. I get it. Her photos, some of her photos are hideous. But there are people who are just hideously UNphotogenic. I know this because I am one of them. My colleague Tanya Kim cannot take a bad photo. I on the other hand can only take bad photos. Full Story
Chicken Fried Britney probably wants to borrow this outfit (Dlisted)
Why David Duchovny can’t leave Tea Leoni (Hollywood Tuna)
Aaron Carter eyef-cked me last night and I wasn’t dressed like this which must mean I’m cheap looking. Great for the self esteem (The Superficial)
Gaga’s tit explosions should have closed the show instead of Nickelback’s, non? (Just Jared)
Brad Pitt can’t get funding. See? The Movie Star is dying (Pop Sugar)
How many Kardashians are there???????? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
I actually believe Megan Fox. Stupid of me? (INO)
LOOOOOVE this Emma Watson photo shoot! (ONTD)
Does Whitney Port have a bulimic jaw? (ICYDK)
Sooooo. Much. QUIVER!!! (ASL)
It doesn’t hit you until it’s too late. The vodka swirls. And a raging headache results the next morning. Just came from the studio to do a few voiceovers for the show. It was a sunglasses ON day. What helps? Hair of the Dog, they say? How about Hair of the Ewan? In Shanghai for the closing ceremony of the film festival, casual in chucks for the photo call and then dressed up and delicious with his wife on the red carpet. Full Story