It’s not only the girls outside the courthouse cheering on Chris Brown, it’s also the f-cking ignorant generation all over the internet, with comments ranging from “he doesn’t deserve 5 years probation, that’s too long” to my personal favourite “she musta asked for it”.
But this kind of dumbassness is not limited to degenerates with nothing better to do but argue with other degenerates on message boards.
Have a look at People.com and its headline about Brown and Rihanna’s violent past. The qualifying statement on the site’s HOME PAGE reads:
Three months prior to their Feb. 8 fight, the "Umbrella" singer slapped him during an argument.
Way to blame the bitch!
By contrast, Us Weekly, which is considered more “tabloidy” than celebrity asskissing People, chose to represent the story this way:
Chris Brown Involved in Previous "Domestic Violence" Incidents With Rihanna
MUCH more neutral. And the subject of the sentence, the weight of sentence, is with the criminal. The criminal who decided to wail on his girl. You know that criminal?
Not really sure if People.com knows who the criminal is.
I need some fried rice.
It’s Wednesday – blogging all day.
Yours in gossip,
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