Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s not only the girls outside the courthouse cheering on Chris Brown, it’s also the f-cking ignorant generation all over the internet, with comments ranging from “he doesn’t deserve 5 years probation, that’s too long” to my personal favourite “she musta asked for it”.

But this kind of dumbassness is not limited to degenerates with nothing better to do but argue with other degenerates on message boards.

Have a look at People.com and its headline about Brown and Rihanna’s violent past. The qualifying statement on the site’s HOME PAGE reads:

Three months prior to their Feb. 8 fight, the "Umbrella" singer slapped him during an argument.


Way to blame the bitch!

By contrast, Us Weekly, which is considered more “tabloidy” than celebrity asskissing People, chose to represent the story this way:

Chris Brown Involved in Previous "Domestic Violence" Incidents With Rihanna

MUCH more neutral. And the subject of the sentence, the weight of sentence, is with the criminal. The criminal who decided to wail on his girl. You know that criminal?

Not really sure if People.com knows who the criminal is.

I need some fried rice.

It’s Wednesday – blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Man x 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 15:20:54 August 26, 2009 15:20:54

These elfin actors running around – Efron, Crawford, Pattinson – they’re boys. And here are the men. EW.com has released the first promotional photo of Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman in advance of their upcoming show on Broadway A Steady Rain. Full Story

Oh Rumey, shut your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 13:21:00 August 26, 2009 13:21:00

Asstalking is sweeping the continent. This time it’s my Rumer Willis. Rumey has managed to nail down a few roles here and there. Suddenly it’s gone to her head, and now she’s insisting that her 3 famous parents have nothing to do with her success. That she is getting jobs on talent and not on connection. Full Story

Live like Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 11:43:42 August 26, 2009 11:43:42

If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse inside his lair. Chrome walls. His own book on the coffee table. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 11:12:50 August 26, 2009 11:12:50

Celebrating T.I.’s Situation (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff’s lovely figure in peach (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo begins her porn career (The Superficial)

Blake finally finds a dress that fits (Just Jared)

Did MK lose her neck? (Pop Sugar)

Lohan’s legs. Gross? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Most UNinspired casting EVER (INO)

Julia Stiles… is green. And funny! (Cele|bitchy)

Homewreckers celebrate on holiday (PopEater)

Harvey Milk Day? Vote YES! (Towleroad)

JailBait the player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 09:58:36 August 26, 2009 09:58:36

Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to People.com they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. JailBait however, via her Twitter Full Story

The boy who kissed Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 09:06:29 August 26, 2009 09:06:29

As revealed yesterday – spoiler alert – Chuck Bass on this season’s Gossip Girl will kiss a boy for Blair. The boy will be played by Neal Bledsoe and he was spotted on set today with Ed Westwick. Full Story

SnapFace throws down!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 08:29:35 August 26, 2009 08:29:35

Renee Zellweger interview with CNN (thanks Andrea!) to promote My One & Only. A curious little answer when asked about being judged on appearances. CNN: (Your character) was judged on her looks many times in the film. Full Story

His yellow heart is so depressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 08:11:35 August 26, 2009 08:11:35

As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time at the recording studio. Full Story

High School Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 07:42:28 August 26, 2009 07:42:28

Non vampire arrivals yesterday in Vancouver as Michael Welch, Justin Chon, Anna Kendrick, and Christian Serratos are now in town for Eclipse. Christian Serratos – crazy ass gorgessity. Damn. That skin is ridiculous. As for Anna Kendrick – while the Twilight franchise might seem like the end all and be all for Twi-Hards, for Anna Kendrick is doesn’t even come close in prestige compared to what she has next: Up In The Air which will celebrate its highly anticipated debut at the Toronto International Film Festival. Full Story

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