Jakey cures bitchface

June 22, 2009 10:34:14 Posted at June 22, 2009 10:34:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal travelled to Washington to visit his Reese and in doing so managed to wipe away her bitchface temporarily. Which is sad. Because I prefer bitchface Reese to sweetface Reese who likes baking cookies for the MiniVan. Ugh. Strange. You'd think bitchface would come out during her personal hours, when Reese is with her boyfriend in matching gym clothes off duty from filming rather than during her works hours on set. Full Story

Taylor in Toronto

June 22, 2009 09:38:04 Posted at June 22, 2009 09:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner received the loudest cheers last night on the carpet at the MMVAs. Keep in mind though that the Jonas Brothers did not walk and neither did Lady Gaga. Still, we all know Twilight’s popularity, and of course Taylor’s recent surge thanks to the steady stream photos coming out of Vancouver where New Moon was filmed and also his bare chest in the New Moon trailer that was previewed at the Movie Awards. Full Story

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Sasha Fierce & Jay-Z

June 22, 2009 09:05:27 Posted at June 22, 2009 09:05:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On stage together at Madison Square Garden. Beyonce’s husband joined her for a song, the crowd went nuts. And indeed it would have been a treat. They are music royalty. Ad it’s not every show where Jay-Z will make an appearance. Lucky New York. Especially if it was Crazy In Love. Am jealous. Full Story

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George for sale

June 22, 2009 08:29:31 Posted at June 22, 2009 08:29:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Italy shooting more ads for Nespresso. He’s the brand’s global ambassador and while some have criticised him for his association with the company, George continues to earn a substantial paycheque wit commercials that run primarily in Europe that keep him comfortably in Como through the summer, and of course living in luxury in LA in the winter. Full Story

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Tom’s happy father’s day

June 22, 2009 07:43:45 Posted at June 22, 2009 07:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course because he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting, though you can barely tell with how long and lean she is but People. Full Story

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June 22, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 22, 2009 07:25:18 Posted at June 22, 2009 07:25:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Mel Q! Have heard the year hasn’t been the best so far. Well then it’s time to turn it around. Wishing you better shoes and a better man! And I will side with you over your Aunt Sharon – some dudes can totally pull off work coveralls. The problem is the rest of the package. Full Story

Friday, June 19, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Jennifer Aniston is nothing if not predictable. She went out on a date last night in New York. Conveniently she wasn’t able to keep it a secret. Conveniently he’s one of the hottest stars of the summer. Conveniently the Brange have been making headlines this week for their philanthropic efforts. Tit for tat forever.

Sigh.

Chicago was blessed last night by Johnny Depp. A thousand screaming fans cried out for more. He gave them what they could. And unlike those batsh-t Twi-hards, he was not strangled, nor was his life endangered. At this point young Robert Pattinson must be a neurotic mess.

It’s Friday. It’s MMVA weekend! Will be tweeting from the MMVAs on Sunday – check my Twitter here and a full report on Monday. Maybe by then I’ll be besties with Alex Ovechkin, repeat Hart Trophy winner.

And don’t forget – the line up does not start until 6am on Sunday. Police will turn away those who camp out! Be safe kids!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Are you coming to S.M.U.T.? Location will be sent via email on Monday. Keep checking here for new details about the event. As for your message about what to wear: wear whatever you want. Wear something you’ll want to be photographed in. Me I haven’t decided. All I know is that I really, really don’t want to wear heels.

PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.

Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory

June 19, 2009 16:48:24 Posted at June 19, 2009 16:48:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. Full Story

Princess AssTalk keeps her job

June 19, 2009 16:30:26 Posted at June 19, 2009 16:30:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported earlier this week that TR Knight will not be returning to Grey’s Anatomy. Many wondered if his ungrateful asstalking f-cking hag of a bestie Katherine Heigl would be following him out the door, seeing as she’s considered – ugh! – a movie star now. People.com Full Story

Vagina Virgin Hair

June 19, 2009 14:05:20 Posted at June 19, 2009 14:05:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable and mature, explaining that they’d take this natural curl, as lame as it is, over the straight iron look of LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron and, yeah, I couldn’t disagree. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 19, 2009 13:01:08 Posted at June 19, 2009 13:01:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let this video get you ready for the weekend (Dlisted)

Audrina Patridge: very ordinary without hair and makeup (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s gift to the English people (The Superficial)

Even MORE Reese bitchface!!! (Just Jared)

What Megan Fox wore to Russia (Popoholic)

Ryan Reynolds is a douche but he has a great leather jacket (Pop Sugar)

I don’t understand who would buy her calendar (Drunken Stepfather)

Would you pay this much for Three Whiskers Bloom? (INO)

Seriously. Please let this suit become a trend (Towleroad)

Ed Westwick puckers up (ASL)