Redfaced about The Morgans?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 14:23:39 January 7, 2010 14:23:39

Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s doing most of it without SJP. Full Story

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People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 12:42:38 January 7, 2010 12:42:38

Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s Choice Awards are. Full Story

GOOPy’s ding and more organic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 12:03:48 January 7, 2010 12:03:48

New photos taken today – my Gwyneth was in a minor car accident in London. They’ve had crazy snow over there. And the roads were icy. So they stopped and exchanged information and G was apparently very conscientious and polite. On a related note, but not really, the new hands-free law is now in effect where I live. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 11:21:52 January 7, 2010 11:21:52

Madge wears a gimp mask! (Dlisted)

Why would anyone want to wear his undies anyway? (The Superficial)

Really loving the Duff’s travel gear (Hollywood Tuna)

Mimi calls it a “splash”, I call it a guzzle (Just Jared)

Please. Clooney > Pattinson. No discussion (Pop Sugar)

Crack tweets about the airline industry (Cele|bitchy)

My friends think Rachel Weisz should have been in Sherlock Holmes > Rachel McAdams. Thoughts? (Popoholic)

Brad Pitt Pringles and how they pimped before fame (Popeater)

Free trips: what happens when you’re down with public old man fellatio (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Not crazy about Sandy’s dress. But I am CRAZY about the colour of her shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Never not pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 10:11:00 January 7, 2010 10:11:00

I tweeted the following yesterday: Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant? Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility. Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following: If I was his wife I would be pregnant all the time too! He’s hot! I don’t know if getting it from Marky Mark a couple of times a year makes up for having to carry that load around for 9 months EVERY YEAR. Full Story

Shoes for the indulged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 08:57:40 January 7, 2010 08:57:40

Don’t often like the Alba Bitch’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and indulged. Full Story

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Hugh showed up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 08:23:01 January 7, 2010 08:23:01

Here’s the thing about the People’s Choice Awards: if Hugh Jackman gets on a plane to attend the People’s Choice Awards, it means that Hugh Jackman WILL WIN a People’s Choice Award. His category was Favourite Action Star. And while I normally disagree with “The People”, he is, for sure, the pick of the action category. Full Story

Robert Ronnie Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:44:17 January 7, 2010 07:44:17

The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive.  Full Story

The Way They Are

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:39:00 January 7, 2010 07:39:00

They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if you are, like me, one of those bitches who sees strategery Full Story

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The Way They Were

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:01:02 January 7, 2010 07:01:02

Scattered picturesOf the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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January 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 06:44:27 January 7, 2010 06:44:27

Happy Birthday Gypsy (Karen) Rose! We remembered again, from TJ and Melinda. And for Erin – sorry to hear about the end of 3 ½ years. For a distraction, while there have not been any new McConaughey shirtless photos, here are a few of his classics. Have a cuddle with the dog and enjoy. Full Story