She ain’t no cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 10:32:32 November 9, 2009 10:32:32

She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is an interesting read for a change. Because it’s not as jump-up-her-ass as these pieces usually are. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 10:30:00 November 9, 2009 10:30:00

What to wear to the farmer’s market: famewhore edition (Dlisted)

Nicolas Cage won’t promote this movie…so Eva Mendes uses her nipple (The Superficial)

Dumb blonde, dumb hat (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna & Jay-Z (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson and the biiiiiiitch on the balcunny – the video (Pop Sugar)

Dakota Fanning Teen Vogue (INO)

Beyonce’s new bangs (ASL)

Another useless Rachel Bilson sighting (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The GMD threatens to beat a bitch? (Cele|bitchy)

James Franco’s ex girlfriend gets married (Popeater)

Josh & Diane in a pantsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 09:16:57 November 9, 2009 09:16:57

Joshua Jackson left Vancouver to join Diane Kruger in Hollywood last night at the 2009 Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards. Sigh. I love how he loves her. He takes the skytrain to pick her up when she flies in to see him. He calls to make her spa appointments. He loves her. I love how he loves her. And I love this pantsuit. Full Story

Moustache and skinny jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 08:18:02 November 9, 2009 08:18:02

Daniel Craig is still wearing that moustache for a steady rain. Went out the other day with Satsuki Mitchell and his parents in skinny jeans. He looks good in skinny jeans. You’d think his thighs would be too thick. It works on him. Been trying to get Jacek to try some skinnies but he is allergic to being stylish. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 08:01:18 November 9, 2009 08:01:18

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. Full Story

Thank you for shaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:25:46 November 9, 2009 07:25:46

And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story

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GOOPy & the Freeze!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:03:07 November 9, 2009 07:03:07

Two ice queens share the screen, and one of them plays a woman turned man. Will anyone care? Will anyone see? You know I love my Gwyneth but she can’t sell a movie unless RDJ is in it. Nicole Kidman’s box office poison is equally lethal. Now the two of them are starring in an independent film called The Danish Girl. Full Story

Katie dresses up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 06:48:01 November 9, 2009 06:48:01

For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress… So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Full Story

November 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 06:39:32 November 9, 2009 06:39:32

Kathleen – I am so sorry, can’t imagine. Marcus is sad for you and for her. It is rare that he feels anything for anyone but himself. Sending a hug. And I love the way her leg is dangling. We call that a chicken thigh. Delicious. To Jen on your 35th birthday. Wishing you the Happiest of Birthdays! Here's a little Euro cheese to make it even sweeter. Full Story

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Friday, November 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s fun, non? Predicting the Sexiest Man Alive? Click here if you missed the list yesterday and thank you for your nominations for overlooked candidates. They’ll be addressed today, including Colin Firth, RDJ, and Skarsgard. As for those of you – and there are many – who believe it will be President Obama. I agree… he is certainly popular, People Magazine would no doubt offer it to him, and it’s a strong, strong probability. But this is a rather frivolous honour for frivolous people. Is it the best time for the President to be engaging in frivolity? It’s definitely not my expertise but if I were handling his PR right now, I’d think seriously before agreeing to allow the President to be portrayed as a sex symbol rather than a serious head of state. Then again, I just gossip. I am not qualified for much else.

It’s Friday. Am online all day. Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


PS. On November 26th I will host the 5th Annual Covenant House Night of New Beginnings Gala at Birks Vancouver to benefit our “30 days for 30 nights” campaign, raising funds to support a full month of service in December, our busiest month of the year. Come for cocktails and hors d’oeuvres, amazing silent and live auction items, great raffle prizes, a fashion show, and gossip with me on the side. For the kids. You can help make a difference in the lives of homeless youth during the holiday season. Look forward to seeing you there. Click here for more information.

Hamm in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 15:54:45 November 6, 2009 15:54:45

He arrived today, Don Draper aka Jon Hamm did. Very handsome. Picked up some Tim Hortons before hopping in the car, off to work here in Vancouver on Sucker Punch. It’s a small role. He’s called High Roller. Sounds perfect. A man among the girls – Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Carlo Gugino, Jenna Malone, in tandem with Sucker Punch, Jon has been working for several weeks on Ben Affleck’s The Town, and has a role in James Franco’s upcoming Howl as Jake Erlich the famed attorney. Full Story

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