Smutty Tingles

April 3, 2009 11:54:00 Posted at April 3, 2009 11:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This or Pilot Inspektor? (Dlisted)

Is it naïve to believe she’s had no work done? (Hollywood Tuna)

Getting hugged by random men (Just Jared)

Sun shining on Johnny Depp (Pop Sugar)

Stripper Spice (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Um. Her Pants. Discuss. (INO)

Reese supports Joaquin, loves fried chicken (Cele|bitchy)

Where’s Porny? In a bikini! (A Socialite’s Life)

Spencer Pratt’s scripted scrap (PopEater)

Footballer bitchface (Kickette)

Jacob and Laurent

April 3, 2009 09:36:43 Posted at April 3, 2009 09:36:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in Vancouver, Taylor Lautner and Gathegi from Twilight/New Moon walking down the street – they had dinner together, both were filming this week. I like the look of Taylor in his hoodie and leather jacket. Taylor’s been super busy so far. Shooting almost every day. And training, both on his body and on a bike. Full Story

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The scariest carpet in the world

April 3, 2009 09:05:14 Posted at April 3, 2009 09:05:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was not the premiere for a horror flick. But the fright is so much worse. Seen on the carpet last night at the Hannah Montana movie – just a few of the twats of Disney future: Madeline Carroll 13Anna Maria Perez de Taglé 18Debby Ryan 15Bella Thorne 11 Are they too young? Am I too mean? Bad Lainey being cruel to the children? Please. Full Story

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They go shopping

April 3, 2009 08:36:09 Posted at April 3, 2009 08:36:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski shopping together on Robertson yesterday. Adorable, right? Even better – they split up for their own stores. She hit Lisa Kline, he was in John Varvatos, then they met up again to go home. Emily can currently be seen in Sunshine Cleaning (limited release) and in the UK in The Young Victoria which has received solid reviews but still – f*CK! – the film has not confirmed a North American release date. Full Story

Where was your father last night?

April 3, 2009 07:57:31 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:57:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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Where was your mother last night?

April 3, 2009 07:45:09 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and no mahjong means she’s bored. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week

April 3, 2009 07:33:00 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total gorgessity. The best she’s looked in a long time. LOVE everything. Her hair soft around her face, her skin, pink lips, her body, the cut and colour of this dress, those legs, those shoes showing off those legs, the yellow clutch … Rachel McAdams is perfect. So perfect. Because she’s so happy – a dagger in the heart to the McGoslings. Full Story

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Sienna wins something

April 3, 2009 07:14:41 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:14:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna was, once upon a time, supposed to be considered a leading lady… Having said that, it’s a good career move. Full Story

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ShoWest gives it away

April 3, 2009 06:50:00 Posted at April 3, 2009 06:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up. How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look great. But calling her, along with Audrina, and 4 other tarts from a movie called Sorority Row (!!!), the Female Stars of Tomorrow is a slap in the face to someone like Rachel McAdams who was named Female Star of the Year (more on Rachel later). Full Story

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April 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 3, 2009 06:20:42 Posted at April 3, 2009 06:20:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Skippy in Victoria! Have a great time in the excited States of America…? From your old pal in the COS, Tania. To Ashley – Happy Belated 25th Birthday! I appreciate the support and the converts! Hoping you celebrate your milestone properly this weekend. Congratulations Lauren W on your destination wedding in the Mayan Riviera! Thrilled that you’ll be surrounded by family and friends like Bonnie who cannot wait to spend the week catching up with the girls! Send pictures! Happy Belated 31st Birthday to Lindsay J. Full Story

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Appreciate your enthusiasm for the twi-hard hate mail. You’re right. It’s the best. Like, better than the Brangelunatics.

Thursday, also known as GOOP day. And since my G made an appearance last night there are new photos too. Gwyneth with big shoulders and high heels. More on that later.

Totally hung over from husband’s birthday dinner. Maybe I’m actually still drunk. He decided to drive (lame and square, non?) so I represented the family. Vodka blogging is my favourite. No filter.

Am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Coldplay isn’t banned. Also not Simple Plan. They are the sweetest. Quick Simple Plan story – one of our friends had the roughest Juno Sunday. Horrible. She loves Simple Plan. So Michelle, Laura, and I, at one of the label parties on Sunday night, we saw the band, and since I had interviewed them on the red carpet, we asked them if they could call her to say hi, cheer her up. No problem. Jeff takes the cell phone into the washroom for, several minutes he’s missing, and by the time we talked to her again, she’s giggling, she’s dying, and she said he kept telling her to “come to the party”. Adorable. I love them.