Madonna & Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 07:54:36 October 1, 2009 07:54:36

Have great chemistry. It’s a sexy tension, it crackles, not uncomfortably, and the result is compelling television, even if her face is a little scary now. Because more and more, up close especially and without the sunglasses, she’s starting not to look like herself…right? Anyway, during the interview they discuss the breakdown of her marriage and leaving England and Madge says she’d rather be “hit by a train” than marry again. Full Story

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Even her husband gets the Upstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 07:28:01 October 1, 2009 07:28:01

David Beckham designed some clothes for Adidas. The launch party was yesterday at the Adidas store on Melrose and it’s Adidas so Becks shows up and he’s dressed casually in jeans and a sweater and there he is on the carpet with his wife who decides every opportunity is an opportunity to make sure no one else matters which is why she wore black and big heels on her way to a f-cking gala. Full Story

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October 1, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 07:17:09 October 1, 2009 07:17:09

Good luck with your job interview this morning, Steph! You are awesome and we love you! We want details ASAP! Love, Anne and Janice . Happy 31st Birthday Steph in Eastghanistan! Quit slacking and update the Report! We think this is going to be a fantastic year for you. New job, new coat, you are off to a great start! Love from the Tasties and me, Lainey, your long lost BFF…only, um, where exactly is Eastghanistan? Because I don’t like camping. Full Story

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

They screamed for the Dalai Lama at We Day yesterday like he was Bono. And when he shook our hands, all of us afterwards, all of us cynical tv bitches, for that moment we were… not bitchy. By the end of it everyone had his/her own Dalai Lama story. Even Mia Farrow. During our interview she told me that he told her that it was nice to see her again and she thought to herself – well I would have remembered that. Maybe he’s watched one of my movies? Which one?

Farrow is the sweetest. She then went on to describe the time she met Mother Teresa. There was a receiving line. Mia stood next to Michael Douglas and, in Mia’s words, “his then wife”, and after she finally had the opportunity to meet Mother Teresa, Mia was so excited about it, she decided to do it all over again, running to the back to queue up for the second time, much to the horror and disgust of Michael and “his then wife” who looked appalled at her fangirling. Cute, non?

If you have children and if they have the opportunity, We Day is unforgettable.

Wednesday – am back to regular blogging schedule, check back often, and SCROLL DOWN to get caught up on Jacek’s posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


GMD on top of a car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 15:36:54 September 30, 2009 15:36:54

Manly mans. The GMD continues to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz in Boston. After a brief trip away, Katie Holmes is back on set at his side with Little Sc. I like the shot of her jumping around in the trailer, and also the one of Cam trying to make her laugh. Rare glimpses of Suri’s personality. Full Story

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The Clinger cover and the People Publicist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 12:36:32 September 30, 2009 12:36:32

The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

Do you like it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 11:45:49 September 30, 2009 11:45:49

Christina Ricci and a new hair cut. In theory, the idea of it, am all over it. In practice, on the person, maybe not. Her hairline starts too far back for a style like this, non? Gives her head an odd shape. Also, I don’t like how it curls under on the sides. Reminds me of a bowl cut. I was so proud of my bowl cut. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 11:14:07 September 30, 2009 11:14:07

See now I think this is better than anything Heidi Montag can put out (Dlisted)

Amanda Woodward after all these years (Hollywood Tuna)

John Krasinski on Emily and puppets (Just Jared)

Where Chicken Fried spends her money (Pop Sugar)

Lilo’s legging for the season (INO)

Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig: the Showman and the Walrus (Cele|bitchy)

Two airheads who make more money than you (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This is cause for celebration. There are too many Kardashians in the world anyway (The Superficial)

Most popular: Gaga or Michael for Halloween? (Popeater)

They only know how to apply fake nails (Towleroad)

October 28

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 10:50:16 September 30, 2009 10:50:16

They’re coming back. Home. Friday Night Lights. The best show you aren’t watching will return to DirecTV on October 28 with several new cast members, and a new team. We have a new team. This explains the opening cut video I posted this morning. Several fresh faces will be introduced. Click here Full Story

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Whip It Shifter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 09:18:00 September 30, 2009 09:18:00

It’s not even October. It’s 8 f-cking months away. None. No True Blood. So we take our scraps when we can get them. This is Sam Trammell at Whip It last night very deserving of his own post. Because Sam this season got a lot more attractive as soon as he stopped loving Sookie. Loving Sookie creates pussies. Full Story

Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 08:15:42 September 30, 2009 08:15:42

Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Full Story