Needed some Fried Rice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 17:57:00 August 18, 2009 17:57:00

Just came back from the gym. Hayley f-cking destroyed us today. And it’s not like I went into it blind. The Toronto International Film Festival is 3 weeks away. 10 days of total debauchery. Which is why she always gets medieval with my ass before sending me off. Some trainers are in your heads only when you’re in front of them. Full Story

Must be a Mean Girls day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 14:28:00 August 18, 2009 14:28:00

Have already made reference to two Mean Girls today and now a third, Amanda Seyfried, has just popped up. Amanda is currently shooting Letters to Juliet in New York – click here to read about the book - in which she plays an American girl with her boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal who finds a heartfelt message (written by Vanessa Redgrave) and tries to bring two long lost lovers together. Full Story

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Jason Stackhouse, you clean up NICE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 11:26:00 August 18, 2009 11:26:00

JEYE-son. That’s how they say it. JEYE-son…what the hale were you thankin’? Love True Blood SO much. It’s so bad it’s good. Deliciously campy. And lines like these, from this week’s episode:It’s the way ah was raised up. And Nordic sex gods like Alexander Skarsgard. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 10:56:34 August 18, 2009 10:56:34

Will the Brange Machine ever speak to Tarantino again??? (DListed)

Grow a big ass, become an actor (PopEater)

Blake Lively wearing the wrong size. Again (Hollywood Tuna)

SnapFace Renee Zellweger: her bag is bigger than her body! (Just Jared)

David Beckham rolls up his sleeves (Pop Sugar)

Surprise. September Vogue Charlize Theron looks miserable (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

La Lopez In Style (INO)

Dumb.Ass. (The Blemish)

Evan Rachel Wood. Gorgeous. (Popoholic)

Madonna redefines the PUH (The Superficial)

Play by play pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 10:09:14 August 18, 2009 10:09:14

Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now you must be ready. Full Story

I knew it would come between us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:59:09 August 18, 2009 08:59:09

Is it because I hate babies? Did you read the Maclean’s article? You are a virile man, hell yes. You have proven your fertility to us before. And it’s wonderful to know that your young son is doing well. Full Story

Unfixable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:11:12 August 18, 2009 08:11:12

It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting Full Story

Hair, hoods, and first day shoots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:55:55 August 18, 2009 07:55:55

Kristen Stewart was spotted yesterday at the salon. They were testing out new wigs and hair options. Am told that are looking into the possibility of not weaving it so that she can just rip that sh-t off at the end of the day and be done, although it probably takes forever and a lot more effort. They’re still figuring it out. Full Story

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Buble’s new blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:22:41 August 18, 2009 07:22:41

Michael Buble is enjoying some down time at home in Vancouver while working on a new album due in October. Early buzz has been positive… Earlier this summer Buble released a special edition cd/dvd Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden. It’s selling very, very well. I must be the only bitch who doesn’t quiver at his cheese. Full Story

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Real Actors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:12:40 August 18, 2009 07:12:40

They f-ck my sh-t up. Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Marion Cotillard yesterday in Paris shooting Inception. Obviously they’re lovers. Obviously they’re sharing a tender moment. Obviously he’s completely in love with her. Completely. Wants to marry her, wants to have babies with her, wants her to be Marion DiCaprio. Full Story

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