January 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:03:36 January 25, 2010 05:03:36

Happy belated 35th Birthday Natalie with love from Tasha. To Mary C and Buffalo Cody who is SO CUTE – congratulations on the adoption! So happy for you that he’s a good puppy. Unlike my prick of a beagle Marcus who was the worst puppy ever. This is for Brooklyn P from Boston but currently in Park City for Sundance, hanging out with the etalk crew on Saturday night – thanks so much for supporting my site and passing it on to my producer Chris Fisher because I’m totally trying to score points with him, yet again, when Harry Potter time comes ‘round. Full Story

Friday, January 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

All 3 major Canadian broadcasters will present Canada for Haiti tonight featuring live performances and appearances by a long list of our country’s biggest stars. The government of Canada has pledged to match every donation up to $50 million.  Read Full Intro

CANADA FOR HAITI & HOPE FOR HAITI NOW

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 16:02:00 January 22, 2010 16:02:00

Please watch. Beginning in moments, Canada For Haiti on CTV/CBC/GLOBAL for one commercial free hour and then Hope For Haiti Now. Please, if you are able, give generously.  Full Story

Flying Private

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 15:58:36 January 22, 2010 15:58:36

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were both photographed on the same day. It’s true hearts! Twi-Hards are superjizzing with excitement – in just over an hour, Robert Pattinson will be part of Hope for Haiti Now, presenting in London. Over in Park City, Kristen Stewart arrived for the Sundance Film Festival where she will be promoting two films, The Runaways and Welcome to the Rileys. Full Story

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Franco opens Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 13:11:58 January 22, 2010 13:11:58

Well, technically, Howl opened Sundance yesterday. A doc-style biopic on Allen Ginsberg with James Franco playing the iconic poet. As you know, my quiver for him has been tempered dramatically recently due in large part to his large-ish thighs. They seemed to be more reined in last night at the premiere but still. Full Story

Robert Pattinson for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 12:36:07 January 22, 2010 12:36:07

This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to the time difference. Full Story

Becks & the Busted Bun Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 11:18:12 January 22, 2010 11:18:12

She’s in Milan, took a meeting with Dolce & Gabbana this morning, then spotted with her husband, shopping, of course. You’ll note she still hasn’t taken out that nasty bun weave. Which means she thinks it looks good. HOW??? Click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 10:49:00 January 22, 2010 10:49:00

What Madonna really looks like next to Jesus’s bush and stick - NSFW (Dlisted)

Lily Allen no pants – braver than me (The Superficial)

LOVE Rihanna’s outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Ebola’s ass-eater (Popeater

Yes. From some angles, Benicio del Toro really is that gross (Just Jared)

Penelope Cruz honourd at lunch (Pop Sugar)

Johnny Depp – the anti Brange (INO)

Jersey Shore is making this irrelevant. Is that good or bad? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dumbass 16 year old Taylor Momsen keeps speaking out of her twat (Cele|bitchy)

Manslinger’s replacement has the tackiest bag (ASL)

Can I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 09:31:00 January 22, 2010 09:31:00

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

The Italian Queen on Italian TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 07:57:23 January 22, 2010 07:57:23

Since yesterday’s Beckham ball-grabbing post, I have been obsessed with the amazingness of Italian television. F-cking crazy. We need more. It’s cheese and weird and camp and obnoxious all at the same time and the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, now whitewashed for the American public, used to be all over it. Full Story

Chicken Fried skinny, dick, and court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 07:25:23 January 22, 2010 07:25:23

Britney was photographed leaving the gym yesterday with Jason Trawick still brown and, according to the paps, looking “stick thin”. I’m also worried about her hairline now. Wait, one sec. Just did a quick google. It seems it’s been like this a while. She’s never really had good hair, has she? There’s been concern about her state of mind since the colour change and the hotel living, but she seems to have worked up a good sweat, trained hard, and this is one of the few good signs. Full Story