For Lisa: A pity party in your case is totally understandable. Jennifer Aniston’s pity parties are a different story. She cries when she doesn’t like her highlights. It’s exhausting. I can’t offer any words to make up for your loss. Am hoping then to ease the day a little with your request: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Ewan McGregor. Full Story
Rushed home to Vancouver from Toronto on no sleep after Lara & Ryan’s allnighter wedding celebration for Kings of Leon and it was well worth it. For the music and the quiver and an impressive Vancouver crowd that, for once, did not stay seated during a concert, and also a chatty Caleb Followill whose speaking voice is as sexy, if not sexier, than his singing voice. I went with a lesbian, even she felt a little loving in her lady business.
When Jared is on his knees though…oh la…
God save the girls.
It’s Monday. Am online all day and if I seem crustier than usual it’s because I am. Training for TIFF begins today. Running, getting tortured by Hayley, chicken breast (ugh) and vegetables and limited access to my Grey Goose for 3 weeks. F-ck.
Porny, GOOPy, Twilight, and Brand strange coming up. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone are the days when Pattinson would be able to walk to Yaletown without security for brunch on Sunday. Full Story
This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does Jesus ever smile? For some reason this sentence made me laugh. Full Story
Leo D does the douchebag hand signal (Dlisted)
Ridiculous. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pippy plays golf in baby blue (Just Jared)
What to buy a useless f-ck for his birthday (The Superficial)
George Clooney wearing the sh-t out of a pair of white pants (Pop Sugar)
Thinnification of Geri begins again (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Russian Emma. Love. (INO)
Hugh Grant is a neurotic mess (Cele|bitchy)
Anti Drug Campaign: Watch this once, but only to see Aaron Carter’s craters. Show your children. (ICYDK)
Brad Pitt on pot and politics and I love him in an open neck shirt (PopEater)
My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not only does one year seem like two, but it’s also difficult to tell which is which. Full Story
Fresh off a break in Ibiza, Leonardo DiCapri is now in Paris shooting scenes for Inception with Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard directed by Christopher Nolan. The plot for Inception is being kept super secret, no details were provided only that the studio described it as “a contemporary sci-fi thriller set within the architecture of the mind”. Full Story
Once upon a time she sat at the cool kids’ table, repeatedly asked back to host Saturday Night Live, a favourite of Lorne Michaels, stuck up and condescending always, but a great sense of humour and privy to the inside joke. Gwyneth Paltrow, since marriage and motherhood and sanctimonious GOOP living, is not only no longer privy to the inside joke, she’s now the subject of the joke. Full Story