August 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:12:25 August 14, 2009 07:12:25

Happy birthday K!!!! You are the greatest sister I could ever ask for and I am beside myself with excitement for our upcoming shopping trip in NYC (only 13 more sleeps!!). Even though I can't be there in person I hope you have a great day. You Know You Love Me (and I definitely love you!) xoxo N To Matthew and The Fast Romantics Full Story

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a choice between Goonies and The Boat That Rocked last night on the flight from Vancouver to Toronto. Actually, there was much more but The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Fast & Furious are more like last resorts, not choices.

Anyway, much as I love Chunk, spending two hours with Bill Nighy was too good an opportunity to turn down even after an upgrade to a fully flat capable pod seat. And while The Boat was probably at least 20 minutes too long, being a shameless anglophile, I love, love, loved it all. Might not be the most profound movie ever made but it was smiles the whole time, missed it when it was over, and the soundtrack is kick f-cking ass and it just looked like such fun to make, like the actors couldn’t wait to get to work every day, and that sort of enthusiasm is infectious through the screen.

It’s also the first time I’ve found Philip Seymour Hoffman mildly attractive. Yes. THAT Philip Seymour Hoffman. I’ve also now a raging crush on Tom Sturridge: so beautiful, so sweet, so YOUNG. Sigh. It’s back to that.

The Boat That Rocked will be released, finally, in North America on August 28. Rock ‘n’ Roll forever.

Thursday – am blogging all day from Toronto, here for Lara’s wedding, and thanks for all the mail re: Jacek. Appreciate your support, and your hate too. He managed to piss off some Twi-Hards. “Danigirl” says he’s an asshole and must have “moobs”.

Yours in gossip,


Oh Anna, what have you done?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 17:03:00 August 13, 2009 17:03:00

Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for that Vogue cover. Full Story

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GMD & Robo: Photo Assumption Fight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 13:37:05 August 13, 2009 13:37:05

It's our favourite game! Drawing conclusions basely solely, therefore meaningless, on photo assumption. What does the GMD's body language suggest? Here's Tom Cruise in Australia with Katie Holmes and Little Sci. According to the photographer, the GMD made his wife and his daughter wait for him while he chatted up some fans. Full Story

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The Most Beautiful Vampire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 13:26:26 August 13, 2009 13:26:26

Twilight has confirmed another casting coup: Oscar nominated Catalina Sandino Moreno will join Eclipse as Maria making her officially the most beautiful vampire on the roster. Unless of course you ask a Twi-Hard. Otherwise, it’s hard to argue. Crazy f-cking gorgeous. I love her. I have loved her since Maria Full of Grace. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 11:15:44 August 13, 2009 11:15:44

Am exploding from cuteness. Love him so much (Dlisted)

Kristen Bell gets dirty, stays clothed (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox talks to your kids (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before Lilo takes off to see Sam and gets fired from this set? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling stuck her finger in some man’s ear. He’s scarred for life (INO)

Lolita P blames YOU for ruining her relationship (Cele|bitchy)

Abbie Cornish on Carb Face and the tabloids (Just Jared)

Kevin Bacon remembers John Hughes (PopEater)

The ass that Leo left behind (The Superficial)

Heather Graham holds on (Popoholic)

Spons`d Tingles K-Y Intense: The Ultimate Hot-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:58:10 August 13, 2009 10:58:10

No surprise – the couple that received the most votes among all couples across all hot-offs thus far has been the Brange. Yeah. We all want to be in the room. And now that they’ve reintroduced black leather into the relationship, their dominance seems even more formidable. But there’s one couple that’s yet to be tested. Full Story

Heidi Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:10:00 August 13, 2009 10:10:00

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

A cups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:51:41 August 13, 2009 09:51:41

Let’s talk about tits. Most of the talk around tits in Hollywood is focused on the augmentations. Today’s talk around tits will highlight those celebrities who’ve actually downsized. I am a generously sized person, 5 ft 3, who has never been happy with what I have. I would like to be littler. Full Story

Travelling with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:29:00 August 13, 2009 09:29:00

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story