Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Daily Beast posted an exclusive story yesterday exposing the salaries of those twats on The Hills. Audrina Patridge, who I sometimes suspect may not be able to read, makes $100K an episode. This is why your children no longer want to be doctors.

But wait…

Before you let it become a Hate People Day…

The video is below. Play. Instant jumpy claps!

Today is We Day in Vancouver, the “annual celebration of the power of young people to change the world”. 16,000 kids are coming to GM Place, 16,000 youth kicking off a year of youth-led social activism raising awareness and support for local and international initiatives. The antithesis of Heidi, Spencer, Kardashian, and Real Housewives.

Am covering the event backstage for etalk. Am up early to pre-write several articles before my call time. After that, Jacek will take over for the day. Will be back on the regular tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Everyday Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 13:47:46 September 29, 2009 13:47:46

Written by Jacek Angelina took Maddox grocery shopping today in France, stopping to sign some autographs outside the store. The full-length black bed sheet made another appearance. I think it’s getting to the point where she has only two looks. Her “going grocery and/or toy shopping” outfit, which is basically the same each time as pictured here, and whatever she might wear for a red carpet or premiere. Full Story

Take note Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 12:52:06 September 29, 2009 12:52:06

Written by Jacek This is how you age. Like a fine wine. Katarina Witt was a presser for Jedermann in Berlin yesterday. Cultured as I am, wasn’t sure what a Jedermann was after seeing it in the photo caption. I finally managed to figure out that it is a play by Hugo von Hofmannsthal based on the medieval play "Everyman", but only after filtering through tens of links to German sites. Full Story

Scurry aside for Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 11:38:32 September 29, 2009 11:38:32

Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. Lilo however thought the room was hers. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 11:13:22 September 29, 2009 11:13:22

One more Lainey post coming after Tingles (Jacek edition) and then I have some wisdom to impart. Jacek

Kanye will become other people’s 12-step in 1 step (Dlisted)

Monica in Elle. I blacked out for a second when I saw this (Hollywood Tuna)

Double Cruz goodness. Pene in Vanity Fair (Popoholic)

More New Moon posters! More New Moon posters!! OMG OMG OMG (Just Jared)

MLP has eyes that say “You. Me. Back alley. Now”. Always found her to be MOT (mysteriously hot) (The Superficial)

Scarjo talks body image in Glamour. I could be supportive there too. Yes please. (Pop Sugar)

Husband of the year wakes up and realizes he’ll be poor soon. Time to apologize (INO)

Lance Bass finishes all over Britney. Hilarious photo/title combo when you see it (Towleroad)

Ashley Tisdale. Not hot. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mariah’s employee interviews himself (Popeater)

Where’s the Swinger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 10:01:07 September 29, 2009 10:01:07

Hidden under too many layers of douche. This is Vince Vaughn with Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell in Sydney presumably to promote Couples Retreat heading to the zoo for some sightseeing. On screen he’s hilarious and endearing. In person… by many accounts… he’s insufferable. As in when they were shooting this film there were specific instructions not to look at him. Full Story

He shed the Clinger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 08:53:26 September 29, 2009 08:53:26

Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. Full Story

Did they read for this too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 07:22:07 September 29, 2009 07:22:07

The Jessicas… No doubt they both would have been desperate for this – The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon who gets the pick of the scripts – but they were up against Emily Blunt. Please. If Emily wants it, why bother letting them read for it? Here’s Emily on set in New York yesterday. Full Story

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The Jessica School of Acting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:54:00 September 29, 2009 06:54:00

Today is We Day in Vancouver. The Dalai Lama, among others, will be addressing 16,000 young people, engaging them, encouraging them, celebrating their efforts to give back and make a difference.Make The Difference is the name of Jessica Biel’s foundation. She’s working on a new film that’s shooting in Vancouver. Full Story

Thom at Nobu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:44:00 September 29, 2009 06:44:00

He’s very rarely papped. But he rarely goes to Nobu in Malibu which is where Thom Yorke was photographed the other day for dinner. Been looking for a black leather cuff like his for a long time. They never fit my wrist. I have small wrists. Jacek says he’s grossed out sometimes by what he calls my “bird hands”. Full Story