Fill the void

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 09:19:48 November 4, 2009 09:19:48

Glee will not be on tonight. Not until the World Series is over. To ease the pain, the Glee cast is on tour. Yesterday it was New York and Alexa Chung, today it’s the morning show circuit. These kids have a really great makeup artist, non? And Cory Monteith just scored more points in my fanbook. Full Story

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Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:35:50 November 4, 2009 07:35:50

There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating allegations – Chris Martin and that slag Kate Bosworth – Gwyneth is hiding out, laying low. Full Story

Beard beads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:19:42 November 4, 2009 07:19:42

Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Granny says she’s kinky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:00:46 November 4, 2009 07:00:46

For reals. Tight ass Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman claims she’s sexually adventurous and naturally curious and has experienced it all – from the pedestrian to the most mundane and back again. Because she’s such a free spirit. That’s the story she’s selling in British GQ. She also used her own wax figure to pose on the cover of the magazine Must have been a bloat day. Full Story

November 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 06:48:39 November 4, 2009 06:48:39

Happy Birthday Kay Kay! I know it’s been sh-tty lately. I have to tell you though, sometimes your stories about the, um, consolation comments you receive totally crack me up. Is this wrong? By request, to lift your spirits, and to wish you a drama-free but smutty day, here’s Daniel Craig last week on Regis & Kelly and also a video of James McAvoy. Full Story

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Many people have been linked to Lindsay Lohan. She has that effect. If you’re famous enough, she’ll hunt you down until she can share the headline. These days however, those who are linked with Lilo feel so repulsed by the connection, real or rumoured, that they’d actually threaten to take legal action to prove it isn’t true.

Yesterday, the UK tabloids circulated a report that had Lilo and Spittle Gerry Butler leaving together at a party in Morocco, off to finish grinding each other privately. As noted in the original post, it’s not like the British rags get it right with frequency…but still, Spittle was so disgusted by even the suggestion, the mere whisper of a hook up with Lilo that according to Gossip Cop he is now considering “taking action” to refute the claims once and for all.

Spittle didn’t seem to mind when everyone repeatedly reported that he and Jennifer Aniston were nuzzling in New York and LA. But the minute someone starts a rumour that he went near Lilo’s crank ass, he starts spraying like a man enraged. Point: no one wants to be associated with Lindsay Lohan. But her mother keeps insisting she’ll be hired to direct a movie soon.

It’s Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Sex & Drink is not Taylor Swift.

Colin for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 15:45:08 November 3, 2009 15:45:08

Tonight in London at the premiere of A Christmas Carol, here’s the always dashing Colin Firth alongside his equally elegant wife. A Christmas Carol is gunning for the holiday box office. So Colin has a hand in potentially commercial and critical successes this season. Of course A Single Man, for which he’s considered a heavy Oscar favourite, has to be where the primary focus is. Full Story

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Hugh does...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 14:33:59 November 3, 2009 14:33:59

It himself. And he is wonderful. This is Hugh Jackman today with his family at the gourmet grocery store hailing a cab to head home. No driver, no lackey, trying to live as ordinarily as possible. When Nicole Kidman moves around New York it’s all cloak and dagger and security and secret service. Full Story

Porny prose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 12:57:57 November 3, 2009 12:57:57

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story

I hear you Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 11:26:00 November 3, 2009 11:26:00

Michael Buble is promoting a new album all over the world. Last week he was in London, on morning television, on X Factor, Graham Norton, signing autographs, all in service of the appropriately corny titled Crazy Love which is topping the charts, a huge smash hit. Congratulations Michael. On the success of the album and also on a great promotional tour. Full Story

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