That foul stench you woke up to this morning comes from Ebola Paris Hilton. It’s single now, no longer dating that useless f-ck Doug Reinhardt. Scroll down for the full article on who it’s hunting now. The most hunted boy in the world is in New York. How long before Ebola spreads itself over to New York?
Part of me actually wants to see it, or at least see it try it, because maybe that’s the only way to get rid of it. There is no Ebola Hilton vaccine. But Ebola Hilton has yet to take on the Twi-hard crazy. Could the Twi-hard crazy finally be the antidote we’ve been looking for? Can the Twi-hard crazy eradicate Ebola’s black hole vagina and her disease?
See? Now you wanna know.
It’s Thursday. Didn’t plan it that way but we’re heavy on the man hotness today. Am blogging until my flight. To Toronto for 2 weeks. My mother is making me host (translation: pay for) a Chinese lady dinner on Friday night. She has already planned my outfit. Can’t wait.
Yours in gossip,
If you do, you will love him even MORE after this video. Thanks C! It’s from 2 nights ago in Puerto Rico, on his birthday. They surprised him with a cake. And sang for him. And he seems so humbled and touched. And sweet. And appreciative. He doesn’t complain about being “subjected to harassment” like Ryan Reynolds. Full Story
Finally a good look at Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett hair. Looks amazing. Really, really suits her. Twi-hards of course are now stabbing themselves, worried that Edward won’t love Bella anymore because she no longer has “pretty girl” hair. Please. These are the same people who think boys wear blue, girls wear pink, and gay ain’t right. Full Story
It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP day! Unfortunately this week’s GOOP is all about recipes. Cookie recipes. Boring. Also unfortunate, for her that is, careless staff. At the bottom of the newsletter that was sent out, you’ll note they’re still waiting for next week’s copy. And this is not the first time. Full Story
Does Tom Cruise’s next mission involve Z Quinto and a pornstache? (Dlisted)
New generic blonde replaces old homophobic generic blonde (Hollywood Tuna)
Oh laaaaaa…More of Becks and that long, thick rope! (Just Jared)
Wonder if Lauren Conrad writes better than Stephenie Meyer (Pop Sugar)
Do you think Ciara looks hermy? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Cameron Diaz on babies. Word. (INO)
Jacek’s #3 on the mound (Popoholic)
Why is Megan Fox being considered for EVERY role??? (The Superficial)
Why is Robert Pattinson being considered for EVERY role??? (E! Online)
Dakota Fanning is 15. And she’s clubbing. Yay for child stardom! (The Blemish)
If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’t be surprised if he gets injured. Full Story
This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Country Bitch likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher. Full Story
Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger Woods won the tournament there in 2002. Full Story
Kate Walsh in Monte Carlo yesterday promoting Private Practice. Makes me sad to say it. Because I love Kate Walsh. I love her voice. In those car commercials, have you seen them? Girl has a sexy voice. But she’s stuck on a nowhere show. A great character on a nowhere show. Still…it’s a sales pitch. Full Story
Hamlet made him hot-ish again? He’s playing Hamlet at Wyndham’s Theatre and they say his star power is selling out every show. But he’s also backing it up. Receiving solid reviews, even though David Tennant had already taken on the role, and brilliantly, just this January. Still one reviewer Full Story
As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F-ck he is hot. With and without clothes. Full Story