Posing at the airport…

March 27, 2009 06:47:39 Posted at March 27, 2009 06:47:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the Hello Kitties. Actually…am kinda surprised there isn’t more of a frenzy. When the GMD was in Tokyo a few weeks ago, they all lost their sh-t. And Robert Pattinson before that too. Must be a boy girl thing. No matter though. Jennifer Lopez isn’t there for the fans, she’s there for the press. Full Story

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March 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 27, 2009 06:35:14 Posted at March 27, 2009 06:35:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Ivy F – Happy 30th Birthday! Thank you for supporting my smut for so long. Wishing you a memorable weekend and a decade better than the last. Happy Birthday Christine S from Calgary! To Nicole from Laurie: 30 years of friendship, old bean. Happiest of Birthdays to you. Can't wait to ring it in with the Hydra tomorrow!! We love you! To Samm, always with 2 Ms…How about a lot of Ms? Ummmmmm…. Full Story

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dear gossips,

Apparently I’m a bad Canadian for this story from yesterday. I know you love these and there’s really no better way to open today. Twihards are upset.

Bitch, enough is enough regarding Robert Pattinson and his stink. So what if he smells. You might too and you might not even know it. What kind of message are you sending out. You sound like an adult BULLY. Poor guy is going to have a complex and he'll have a Canadian to blame for it. Dont let your country down. Please dont represent fellow Canadians in a disrespecting manner. Believe it or not you do represent us. You know he reads this sh-t off the internet. You have a voice, use it wisely. Dont know if your even a Canadian and wont even give you the time of day to google you so please enough with the stink stuff. Its degrading and it shows your true insensitve side. Thank You. Twilight Fan, Pina D

No wonder he’s in hiding.

Thursday – am blogging between shoots and an Olympic press conference to cover for eTalk and rehearsals are starting for our live Juno Awards red carpet. Posting on the fly!

Yours in gossip,


I’ve seen you before

March 26, 2009 15:19:57 Posted at March 26, 2009 15:19:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the cover of magazines, one after the other, young Hollywood boys morphing together. Full Story

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Ron, Snape, YES!

March 26, 2009 13:21:05 Posted at March 26, 2009 13:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They made us wait, and this is why Twilight took over… temporarily. But Harry. There is no comparison to Harry. None. Never. Please! July 17 seems so far away. Every other day I watch the trailers, every other day I get the gooses, and the other day I said to Fiona – I miss reading them for the first time. Full Story

GOOPy tees!

March 26, 2009 11:54:13 Posted at March 26, 2009 11:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two Gwyneth Paltrow posts in one day – it’s a fried rice day! And I haven’t even eaten any in what feels like a week. Had some duck risotto last night, was delicious, but not the same… So anyway, about my Gwynnie, it was inevitable, non? I mean f-ck, if David Arquette can launch a clothing line, you bet your shady trainer the GOOPy can do the same! G has signed a deal with ZOEtee’s for a capsule collection called ZOEtee’s Loves Gwyneth – jersey basics and some funky sh-t too, all with the GOOP stamp of approval. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 26, 2009 10:55:16 Posted at March 26, 2009 10:55:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another reason why I hate people (Dlisted)

Shenae Grimes must be eating again. She looks great. (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira visits Rupe in Regina! (Just Jared)

Natalie Portman is an IDIOT for letting this slide. Gosling in green…I can’t focus (Pop Sugar)

All that hiking doesn’t help her face (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What her 19 inch waist will wear on tour (INO)

Lance Armstrong, bad drunk (Cele|bitchy)

Thoughts on RiRi’s new tats? (The Blemish)

Chicken Fried thinks it’s Christmas (Holy Moly)

What is the purpose of Anna Kournikova? (Popoholic)

Lippy & Pippy SNL!

March 26, 2009 10:49:20 Posted at March 26, 2009 10:49:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and Will Ferrell. Full Story

Look out Jolie!

March 26, 2009 09:41:00 Posted at March 26, 2009 09:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government. Full Story

Where’s Snappy?

March 26, 2009 08:24:16 Posted at March 26, 2009 08:24:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger last night honoured the US military at the USO of Metropolitan Washington awards dinner…and it looks like SnapFace found a solution. At least a temporary one. Is it love? Renee is in love. She’s dating Dan Abrams. And this may be the explanation for why the skin on her face for a while hasn’t threatened to snap off like overstretched clingwrap. Full Story

Dance with GOOPy!

March 26, 2009 07:35:48 Posted at March 26, 2009 07:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring a new video…starring, naturally, Tracy. Full Story