I don’t want to see you in these pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 08:22:57 August 14, 2009 08:22:57

He’s RDJ. In London. He can get away with the purse. But the pants… I never want to see these pants on a man who brings the quiver. Not only because these pants are usually associated with douchebags and thick chains riding around in tricked out Hondas blasting Flo Rida so loud the ground shakes down the entire block but also because these pants, they bulge in weird places, they catch the light from odd angles, they pinch in the wrong corners, and like a pervert your eyes are always drawn to the groin and then you’re trying to make out penis shapes and this is not what I want from my RDJ. Full Story

Another summer, another man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 08:15:35 August 14, 2009 08:15:35

And this time he’s not married. It’s progress. This is Sienna Miller on family holiday in Ibiza with her new boyfriend DJ George Baker. Last year she was in a bikini with Balthazar Getty further tarnishing her reputation. After a tumultuous on again/off again relationship, Balthy has apparently gone back to his wife and four children while Sienna seems to have moved on, enjoying a career on the upswing with the baffling success of G. Full Story

Saying it’s SO OVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:52:31 August 14, 2009 07:52:31

Yesterday photos were released of the GMD and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce watch. Full Story

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Pippy on a big boy bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:30:43 August 14, 2009 07:30:43

Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel Full Story

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August 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:12:25 August 14, 2009 07:12:25

Happy birthday K!!!! You are the greatest sister I could ever ask for and I am beside myself with excitement for our upcoming shopping trip in NYC (only 13 more sleeps!!). Even though I can't be there in person I hope you have a great day. You Know You Love Me (and I definitely love you!) xoxo N To Matthew and The Fast Romantics Full Story

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a choice between Goonies and The Boat That Rocked last night on the flight from Vancouver to Toronto. Actually, there was much more but The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Fast & Furious are more like last resorts, not choices.

Anyway, much as I love Chunk, spending two hours with Bill Nighy was too good an opportunity to turn down even after an upgrade to a fully flat capable pod seat. And while The Boat was probably at least 20 minutes too long, being a shameless anglophile, I love, love, loved it all. Might not be the most profound movie ever made but it was smiles the whole time, missed it when it was over, and the soundtrack is kick f-cking ass and it just looked like such fun to make, like the actors couldn’t wait to get to work every day, and that sort of enthusiasm is infectious through the screen.

It’s also the first time I’ve found Philip Seymour Hoffman mildly attractive. Yes. THAT Philip Seymour Hoffman. I’ve also now a raging crush on Tom Sturridge: so beautiful, so sweet, so YOUNG. Sigh. It’s back to that.

The Boat That Rocked will be released, finally, in North America on August 28. Rock ‘n’ Roll forever.

Thursday – am blogging all day from Toronto, here for Lara’s wedding, and thanks for all the mail re: Jacek. Appreciate your support, and your hate too. He managed to piss off some Twi-Hards. “Danigirl” says he’s an asshole and must have “moobs”.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Oh Anna, what have you done?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 17:03:00 August 13, 2009 17:03:00

Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for that Vogue cover. Full Story

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GMD & Robo: Photo Assumption Fight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 13:37:05 August 13, 2009 13:37:05

It's our favourite game! Drawing conclusions basely solely, therefore meaningless, on photo assumption. What does the GMD's body language suggest? Here's Tom Cruise in Australia with Katie Holmes and Little Sci. According to the photographer, the GMD made his wife and his daughter wait for him while he chatted up some fans. Full Story

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The Most Beautiful Vampire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 13:26:26 August 13, 2009 13:26:26

Twilight has confirmed another casting coup: Oscar nominated Catalina Sandino Moreno will join Eclipse as Maria making her officially the most beautiful vampire on the roster. Unless of course you ask a Twi-Hard. Otherwise, it’s hard to argue. Crazy f-cking gorgeous. I love her. I have loved her since Maria Full of Grace. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 11:15:44 August 13, 2009 11:15:44

Am exploding from cuteness. Love him so much (Dlisted)

Kristen Bell gets dirty, stays clothed (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox talks to your kids (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before Lilo takes off to see Sam and gets fired from this set? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling stuck her finger in some man’s ear. He’s scarred for life (INO)

Lolita P blames YOU for ruining her relationship (Cele|bitchy)

Abbie Cornish on Carb Face and the tabloids (Just Jared)

Kevin Bacon remembers John Hughes (PopEater)

The ass that Leo left behind (The Superficial)

Heather Graham holds on (Popoholic)