Everyone is jizzing over Inception

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 08:06:00 July 6, 2010 08:06:00

Media screenings are happening this week. Everyone coming out of Inception is jerking off over Christopher Nolan’s latest brilliance. Like, everyone. And just in time too. Inception opens July 16 following a smartly paced, cleverly strategised marketing campaign that teased just enough and not too much and as such, should deliver both critically and commercially which is not to say that it’ll do Toy Story numbers, but well enough to be considered a hit and, having made its money, on to perhaps an awards season run. Full Story

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G prefers B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 07:25:24 July 6, 2010 07:25:24

As posted yesterday, Madonna and her kids and her boyfriend Jesus were sidestage for the Jay-Z performance at the Wireless Festival in London the other day – click here for a refresher. Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend were also part of the VIP contingent close enough to breathe on the Jigga. Full Story

July 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 07:10:12 July 6, 2010 07:10:12

Happy Birthday Shauna! And to answer your questions: 1) Lindsay Lohan, not because she’s less f-cked but because she’s more talented, or was more talented, than Tara Reid and 2) Lindsay also. To Alison P – Happy Belated Birthday from CW. Hope Victoria is amazing, relaxing, and warm! And for Louise who endured a job interview on her birthday yesterday – how did it go, have you heard back? Am still sorting the Twi-Hard hatemail so that’s coming soon and Potter is much more preferable anyway. Full Story

Monday, July 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Yes, it was arrested for pot possession on Friday in South Africa. Yes, the entire world was about to celebrate. But then its twatty friend took the blame instead for the charge and Ebola Paris Hilton was eventually exonerated.  Read Full Intro

Studded headbands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 13:25:58 July 5, 2010 13:25:58

Rihanna played Vancouver last night to kick off the North American leg of her Last Girl on Earth tour. She arrived on Saturday casually dressed by her standards but still working a killer studded headband. Love it. I thought it was leather at first but upon closer inspection it appears to be a cotton wrap. Full Story

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The Beautiful & their bodies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 12:44:59 July 5, 2010 12:44:59

There’s a scene in New York, I Love You – Bradley Cooper leans against the bar, orders a scotch and throws it back. It’s SO hot the way his body is bent in the frame, the angle of his shoulders, how he dips his chin at exactly the right light. This is not by accident. Filmmaking – unless you consider Twilight – is never by accident. Full Story

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On Twilight Eclipse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 12:19:00 July 5, 2010 12:19:00

Like I said earlier, Twilight Eclipse is the best comedy so far of the summer. Does it matter if that wasn’t the intended reaction? Not to me. Because Darren, Fiona, and I, we had a good time laughing our tits off. And isn’t this the point of going to the movies? To enjoy ourselves, even if the reason for the enjoyment doesn’t exactly reflect the film’s purpose? Frankly, after the atrocity that was Twilight New Moon, we needed some amusement. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 11:03:01 July 5, 2010 11:03:01

Dude, is Tyra Banks making this a TREND??? (Dlisted)

The question is: can she make more on the free market? (The Superficial)

Maybe his baby mother is also Blanket’s baby mother (Popeater)

Is it respectful to wear your flag all over your cootch? (Hollywood Tuna)

Oscar winners celebrate the 4th (Just Jared)

Are these the final days of single John Krasinski? (Pop Sugar)

SO much amazingness in this Britney Spears Cosmo cover including the fact that her head is stuck on to another shot of her body and breaking her knee is the most horrific thing that she’s ever done? REALLY??? (ASL)

Anna Faris uses a body double to get naked (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much Twilight is paying their top 3 stars for the next movies (INO)

Lilo isn’t stressing about getting shanked inside (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna & Jesus: sidestage kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 09:45:29 July 5, 2010 09:45:29

Madonna took Jesus and her kids Lourdes and Rocco to the Jay-Z Wireless Festival performance in Hyde Park yesterday. At one point she and Jesus were spotted sharing a tender moment followed by a kiss. What she should be doing is taking notes. From an artist who is producing music that we’ll remember. Full Story

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All the boys meet Goldie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 08:51:23 July 5, 2010 08:51:23

Muse was at the Nordoff Robbins 02 Silver Clef Awards in London the other day and Matt Bellamy was surprisingly forthcoming when asked by the Daily Mirror about his relationship with Kate Hudson: "Things are going great at the moment. I am very happy. We had such a good time at Glastonbury. We just have fun together and are seeing how it goes. Full Story

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Summer in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 08:01:00 July 5, 2010 08:01:00

Blair escapes Chuck and runs to Paris. Serena goes with her. This will kick off the new season of Gossip Girl in the fall with two episodes devoted to the UES + France. Shopping and romance obviously ensue. And probably an 11th hour visit from the Bass himself. But thankfully no Little J. Because Little J has been banished and won’t be invited back until Sweeps when, hopefully, they’ll kill her off forever. Full Story

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