I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this story about a male movie star she worked with (Hugh Grant?) who was the worst, most cantankerous, dickhead ungrateful prick ever, imitating the way he cussed out the crew one day on set. Full Story
A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what the Alba Demon did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? That they’re overhunted by greedy Asians? We don’t know! Because it doesn’t say! The worst part though is that it turns out that the Demon used one of the posters to partially cover a United Way billboard. Full Story
Are you coming??? It’s our 4th year. And The Society always puts on a great party. Can’t wait to see you at this year’s Smut Soiree. As promised, a few details about the event on June 23rd at 7pm. Last time it was a Hollywood Hills themed pool party, this time I was inspired by a kick ass Grey Goose Oscar bash I went to, hidden away in a nondescript office building, totally stripped down, and even a little secretive. Full Story
There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but those nipples, those nipples always give her away. Full Story
5 more sleeps. 5 more sleeps until True Blood.
Is there anyone more endearingly stupid than Jason Stackhouse? June 14 can’t come soon enough.
It’s Tuesday. A very important day. It’s Johnny Depp’s birthday. Johnny Depp regularly spends an hour outside his trailer after a full day of shooting signing autographs for fans, taking photos with them, talking to them, over and above the objections of his handlers.
Someone should pass this on to Ryan Reynolds who has been overheard saying on many occasions that being a celebrity doesn’t mean he should be “subjected to harassment”. If Johnny Depp can f-cking do it, ANYONE can do it.
Anyway, today seems the perfect time to repost this video I had posted a while back: Vanessa Paradis on Johnny Depp. She gets to see him every day. And never tires of it. After 5 days it’s hard for her. Sigh. Love them so much.
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Yours in gossip,
Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, and challenging Sidney Crosby not to be a whiny baby. Full Story
January. We must wait until January. But did you see the season finale??? F-ck! Who can wait til January? The good news is by this time next year there “should” be no more questions. Doubtful. Anyway, while the show might be on hiatus, there’s always time to sell. Which is why Matthew Fox is in Monte Carlo at the annual TV Festival. Full Story
This one’s for you Em. Twi-hards are apparently losing their sh-t over Kristen Stewart’s hair. Cut. 80s banger chick styles. To play Joan Jett. I’m not f-cking crazy so am not sure why the panic but since Kristen is their “Bella Swan”, am assuming they’re freaking out because she no longer looks like their fan fiction heroine… Please. Full Story
Went to studio to shoot eTalk this morning but forgot keys and Jacek went to get his precious Bradley Cooper hair cut so am well behind and catching up - sorry! For now, enjoy photos from the NKOTB show in Virginia this weekend. It's almost the one year anniversary of my interview with them. Remember Jen? My producer Jen, who is getting married in September, is an NKOTB fan for life. Full Story