LipGloss: Beastly competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 10:55:00 August 12, 2009 10:55:00

Vanessa Hudgens just wrapped on a film called Beastly, a Twitter generation retelling of Beauty & the Beast about the boy who has everything who wrongs a pruney MK Olsen and becomes victim to a curse that can’t break until someone loves him for who he really is… The star of the film is a British actor called Alex Pettyfer. Full Story

Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 09:28:39 August 12, 2009 09:28:39

Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story

McGosling glimmer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 08:22:42 August 12, 2009 08:22:42

I thought they were nuts. Then the Twi-Hards came along and redefined crazy. But before Stephenie Meyer ignited the lunatic gene in those losers, the McGoslings did indeed foam all over the internets hoping the real life rowboat would happen. Oh those halcyon days. When Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling rushed across the MTV stage and gave us a kiss to remember forever… It ended eventually and for a while there, especially this past spring, it looked like The Notebook had been burned beyond recognition. Full Story

Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:44:35 August 12, 2009 07:44:35

Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor trying out new moves. Full Story

Chicken Fried busted ass weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:36:00 August 12, 2009 07:36:00

It’s not the first time a post has been so titled. And likely won’t be the last. But seriously… What. The. F-CK??????????????????? Chicken Fried Low Classy went shopping yesterday on Robertson. I noted it during my Teen Choice tweets the other night – that I thought I saw a gel nail buried at the back of her head. Full Story

August 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:22:27 August 12, 2009 07:22:27

Happy belated Birthday Corinne! Sorry I received your request too late yesterday. And especially sorry you spent your 39th trucking around 5 boys. You know me. You know I’d consider that a nightmare. So of course you can have some Johnny. Tried to screen cap the “look” and am embedding the full video below. Full Story

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Nothing like starting the day off with some Pitt Porn. Am in full on Brange lust.

And timely too.

Needed some Angelina gorgessity last night to chase away the disgusting aftertaste of the Teen Choice Awards, a show that obliges the talent to say “butt” instead of “ass” but completely endorses a 16 year old waving her lady bits about on a pole. Great.

I had to bribe Jacek with, um, certain things to watch with me. He could only stand half an hour and then actually left the house. JailBait Miley Cyrus and the Vagina Virgins chased him out of his own home.

Read my Teen Choice Tweets here, but maybe not off you offend easily.

It’s Tuesday. Am blogging all day. Check back often and scroll down for late posts from yesterday you may have missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

JailBait loveache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:35:47 August 11, 2009 16:35:47

You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how JailBait rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston are evidently having love troubles. Full Story

Leg lifts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:03:11 August 11, 2009 16:03:11

It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure if his wife will be in the stands. Full Story

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GG WTF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 12:09:23 August 11, 2009 12:09:23

Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story

Raisin’ ‘em right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 11:40:25 August 11, 2009 11:40:25

Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher Full Story