Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2010 10:40:30 July 1, 2010 10:40:30

Am spending the rest of the day at Lilith Fair. Will be tweeting from the event – click here for my Twitter. Wishing you a Happy Canada Day and a safe holiday weekend! Will be blogging on regular schedule tomorrow.

Miley sunburned and torn and bra-flashing (The Superficial)

Another Nicole Kidman. Why do they LIE when their faces can’t help them lie? (Dlisted)

One of those Kardashians gets airbrushed (Hollywood Tuna)

Well aren’t you SO HAPPY now that you watched that show? And created a new Christmas tradition??? (Popeater)

Johnny Depp: first pics of his return as Jack Sparrow (Pop Sugar)

Heidi Klum’s child army (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

I’m turned on by Katy Perry + Anna Kournikova (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vanessa Hudgens working out a denim shirt (Popoholic)

Christina Aguilera pictures from her movie (Just Jared)

Really don’t like Freida Pinto’s red carpet choices (Go Fug Yourself)

Crying Bitch and Crying Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2010 09:25:28 July 1, 2010 09:25:28

Remember when Chris Brown cried during his Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards on Sunday and made the moment entirely about HIM? Well according to Us Weekly it was all planned from the get. The magazine cites sources who say that right before performing Man in the Mirror, Brown’s bodyguard handed him some eyedrops. Full Story

Happily Separated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2010 08:43:11 July 1, 2010 08:43:11

Robin Wright was seen in New York yesterday shopping with daughter Dylan. Looks like they were having a great time. Dylan’s dad of course is Sean Penn from whom Robin is separated, this time she says for good. This must be why he told Vanity Fair Full Story

Material Girl at True Blue 24

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2010 08:07:11 July 1, 2010 08:07:11

This is Madonna at Macy’s in New York promoting Material Girl, her new fashion line for teens inspired by daughter Lola. As you can see, Madge covered up in a leather jacket and gloves, part for style, certainly, but it also seems that as she ages, she’s becoming more and more reluctant to expose her skin. Full Story

On Canada Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2010 07:50:00 July 1, 2010 07:50:00

Seems fitting to open with a Canadian. Jason Priestley was photographed yesterday in Toluca Lake and from this distance, underneath those shades, he could still be Brandon Walsh. Looks good, right? Jason is returning to television soon having just booked a guest-starring role on the new series Scoundrels on ABC. Full Story

July 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2010 07:44:20 July 1, 2010 07:44:20

Congratulations Emily on your 10th article with love from Carol D! And for Erika who is working on her dissertation – by request, here’s Dallas Green performing in England a couple of weeks ago. Photos from  Full Story

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I’ll need your help today to settle a bet. Something I’m kind of distressed about. Something I’m kind of obsessed about, or rather someONE I’m rather obsessed about: Madonna’s daughter. She’s selling, she’s blogging, she’s 13 going on 14 going on famous.  Read Full Intro

Help me settle a bet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 13:00:14 June 30, 2010 13:00:14

Jacek was wearing his hair longer through 2008 and 2009. Before then no one thought he looked like John Mayer. Then it got shaggy and suddenly some people started pointing out the resemblance. I don’t see a resemblance. But I have colleagues who insist on it. All night at the Smut Soiree they were insisting on it. Full Story

On Ms Hill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 12:00:00 June 30, 2010 12:00:00

Post by Duana Yesterday wasn't supposed to be anything special - except for recovering from a laaaaaaate post-Smut-Soiree night. When I've stayed up too late I feel fine in the morning - it's 3 PM that absolutely kills me. I feel like my face might never form an expression other than 'vaguely undead' again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 10:55:39 June 30, 2010 10:55:39

Sandra Bullock might not be able to shake Jesse James (Popeater)

This bitch should have retired after that Ebola interview (Dlisted)

Why am I attracted to Gaga as a guy? (The Superficial)

I don’t understand this headline. When doesn’t she sex it up? It’s her only game (Hollywood Tuna)

M.I.A.’s baby is so cute! (Pop Sugar)

Seriously, Lilo can’t pay for anything anymore. (The Blemish)

Goddamn Elle Macpherson and her forever quiver (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Zoe’s getting married (Just Jared)

Ebola is bringing every virus she has to South Africa (E! Online)

Alexander Skarsgard on being naked and True Blood (Cele|bitchy