Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 12:09:23 August 11, 2009 12:09:23

Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story

Raisin’ ‘em right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 11:40:25 August 11, 2009 11:40:25

Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 10:55:14 August 11, 2009 10:55:14

Goddamn. The Lohan aging gene is f-cking up my sh-t (Dlisted)

Wonky Beverly Hills tits (Hollywood Tuna)

You can actually see Ebola’s black hole (The Superficial)

Orlando Bloom’s BFF (Just Jared)

Scarjo and a beefcake who is not her husband (Pop Sugar)

Damn. Paulina is STILL gorgeous (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Washed out Lindsay Lohan and whipped cream (INO)

Megan Fox voluntarily shut her mouth (The Blemish)

Vanessa Hudgens has great legs (Popoholic)

Gay-friendly Jason Mraz (Towleroad)

Vote on Diane’s ass crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 09:58:57 August 11, 2009 09:58:57

She’s normally flawless on style choices, particularly because she takes risks. So this is Diane Kruger last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds going for broke. As you can see, you can see her ass crack. It’s a dress that’s probably worth, at least, several thousand dollars. Full Story

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The new Taylor, the changed flight, and more hate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 09:43:13 August 11, 2009 09:43:13

Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz arrived back from LA to Vancouver last night to resume preparation on Eclipse. How famous is Taylor these days? The fans only wanted his autograph and Kellan, for the most part, was pretty much left alone. For Taylor, with his new status, seems to come along a new, rather studied, gait. Full Story

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Manslinger the WAG

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 08:04:43 August 11, 2009 08:04:43

Would Kate Hudson’s relationship with Lance Armstrong have lasted longer if he’d resumed riding last year? To give her something to cheer for? I think one of the things that keeps her going about ARod is that he’s supposedly good at something. And she relishes the role of cheerleader. Full Story

Reward this body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 07:21:37 August 11, 2009 07:21:37

She works hard on this body. And the results are obvious. And she deserves it. Because Christina Ricci used to be sickly skinny. Like near death skinny. And then it seems she got over it and accepted the body she was born with. Which is tight and toned and shapely, muscular legs, a tiny waist, full breasts, and a great f-cking ass. Full Story

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Nipple tweak alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 07:01:13 August 11, 2009 07:01:13

It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they won’t help either. Full Story

Black leather & Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 06:51:52 August 11, 2009 06:51:52

Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina out for dinner on Saturday night and it was a precursor to last night’s Inglourious Basterds premiere – how she glowed with little makeup on a date with her man to an Italian restaurant on what’s supposed to be the luckiest day of the year. Full Story

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Finally a box office win for Sienna Miller courtesy of G.I. Joe, perhaps the first time she’s been attached to a movie that’s actually made money. And this of course was the intention. Despite horrid comments from critics, Joe earned more than $55 million at the box office. My favourite review comes courtesy Roger Ebert. He says he hated G.I. Joe less than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen but still…

It is sure to be enjoyed by those whose movie appreciation is defined by the ability to discern that moving pictures and sound are being employed to depict violence. Nevertheless, it is better than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. There is never any clear sense in the action of where anything is in relation to anything else. You get more of a binary action strategy. You see something, it fires. You see something else, it gets hit. Using the power of logic, you deduce that the first thing was aiming at the second thing.


Good news?

(500) Days of Summer is, yes, indeed the sleeper hit of the summer. Go see!

Please note – there was a bonus column yesterday (Sunday). SCROLL DOWN to get caught up on John Mayer’s latest f-ckery and more.

Today – JailBait Miley Cyrus is 16 years old. She performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night on a pole. More from the TCAs below. Am online all day, check back often.

And for those of you who’ve been emailing about etalk: we were on hiatus for a couple of weeks and we’re back today with all new exclusives and photos and onsets. See you in studio!

Yours in gossip,


How to get Strange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 16:39:53 August 10, 2009 16:39:53

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story