Can I be your hag?

June 8, 2009 06:17:46 Posted at June 8, 2009 06:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Friday, June 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Quick clarification about S.M.U.T.: it’s in Toronto. June 23. Half the tickets were already reserved yesterday. Thank you for your enthusiastic support! If you want to come, please decide soon! Click here, hit “upcoming events’ and join us for a night of gossip, um, beverages, and last year one of the guests made out with a hot barely dressed male model. Just saying…

So last week after a horrible dream in which my husband was the biggest dick asshole ever, I woke him up by punching him in the arm at 4:30am to let him know I was angry. This is irrational, yes. But they’re so vivid! Like it actually happened, and I was actually really really upset.

Same thing last night. Except in my dream I was on a train sitting across from Hugh Dancy. And he was the sweetest, sexiest man ever. Hugh Dancy is NEVER on my radar…..? Now I’m totally f-cking in love and want to throw him on the Freebie Five. Weird.

It’s Friday. New posts all day – Porny came out to play! So did Shelfy’s crazy ass.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Get over your ass

June 5, 2009 14:16:13 Posted at June 5, 2009 14:16:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Cameron Diaz appeared on Jimmy Fallon during his first week, she and Jimmy had an amazing dance-off at the end of her segment. Of course Shelfy had to come up with her own gimmick last night. She “trained” him. It was lame sh-ts. As always, it comes down to personality. Jessica Biel doesn’t have one. Full Story

Sienna in Spain

June 5, 2009 11:38:54 Posted at June 5, 2009 11:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She turned up there today promoting a new fragrance for Hugo Boss called Boss Orange. Looks really pretty, looks very relaxed, and seems to be enjoying being single for a change. Good. But bad too. There are many married men out there. Or maybe Sienna’s tastes have changed. Maybe she’s ready to swing in the opposite direction and skank younger. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 5, 2009 11:23:02 Posted at June 5, 2009 11:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A brilliant dissertation on what Lindsay Lohan could lose (Dlisted)

Johnny Depp: so beautiful in the rain (Just Jared)

Bar Rafaeli covers in short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo likes fake titty blondes? (The Superficial)

Kiki eats healthy? Really? (Pop Sugar)

Please put an end to this f-ckery (INO)

Gaga Paparazzi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The American WAG Guidebook: a great read (Kickette)

Jude Law: sheer and nipple (ASL)

Hollywood’s Hottest Beefcake – vote for Taylor Kitsch! (Popeater)

Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy

June 5, 2009 09:48:53 Posted at June 5, 2009 09:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. Full Story

Meem Cheese Friday

June 5, 2009 08:53:50 Posted at June 5, 2009 08:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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James bails

June 5, 2009 08:13:56 Posted at June 5, 2009 08:13:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom could James Franco possibly pass on? It’s no longer a sticking point. Full Story

How can he get over you…

June 5, 2009 07:39:31 Posted at June 5, 2009 07:39:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you won’t let him? Drew Barrymore last night hand in hand with Justin Long after a Green Day show. Drew and Justin broke up officially several months ago but then switched on again recently, both insisting that it’s casual with no expectations. For her, that is. It’s textbook. Drew is in between loves. Full Story

GOOPy’s greasy legs

June 5, 2009 07:31:00 Posted at June 5, 2009 07:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, last night she looked amazing. Full Story