Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 10:32:52 August 7, 2009 10:32:52

What Lady Gaga and Jessica Biel have in common…??? (Dlisted)

Porny makes a demure dress look, well, porny! (The Superficial)

We should all strip down to a bra in Central Park (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen’s boys: too f-cking cute! (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried eye shadow arms? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner’s shoe problem is back (Pop Sugar)

Why does Jada keep talking about how often Will sexes her? (Cele|bitchy)

Ha! It’s not her own hair! (INO)

Kim Kardashian: swimwear for old people? (Popoholic)

We made them. F-ck us. (Popeater)

Jason > John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 09:36:13 August 7, 2009 09:36:13

Remember when John Mayer won a Grammy when it should have been Jason Mraz? Yeah. Me too. I know a lot of you out there are big fans of Jason Mraz, especially Tiffany A who has seen him perform something like 12 times? Or more? Jason was on The Today Show this morning. Looked really, really good. And nice work on the jeans too. Full Story

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Trailer love, trailer hate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 09:05:20 August 7, 2009 09:05:20

I read the last quarter of The Lovely Bones at work in 2002. I had bought the book the previous evening, didn’t sleep, read through the night, and could not even open my email until I finished. Back then I shared an office with Erin, a wonderful friend, and she walked in and found me hunched over my desk, obsessively devouring every word, and sobbing. Full Story

Oh Happy Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 08:26:04 August 7, 2009 08:26:04

I have a great friend called Duana. Today is her 30th birthday. She’s in Toronto. There will be a killer dress, a pair of killer silver booties, at a killer dance party, and she’ll be so beautiful, and I’m in Vancouver. So this is for Duana. To remember the night we spent in London at the Charlotte Street Hotel, with Michelle too, youtubing our favourite songs and movie moments, in our jammies, a travelling slumber party we’ll never forget. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Judge like Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 08:15:06 August 7, 2009 08:15:06

Later Paula. Mayjah Posh is on board. Am sure you’ve heard – that Victoria Beckham has been confirmed as a guest judge on American Idol but only for one episode. How many outfit changes will we see? And how will American Idol, a show that’s supposed to be about singing, manage to carry out their end of the handshake to promote her fragrance and her clothing line, and whatever else she’ll be selling? Not really sure how Posh is qualified to judge on vocals. Full Story

Kanye is…smiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 07:50:02 August 7, 2009 07:50:02

Even when he’s raging in all caps and f-cking obnoxious, I love Kanye West. Kanye West is on night rotation on our iPod. It’s surprisingly soothing to fall asleep to Kanye. This is Kanye in New York yesterday outside Jamba Juice and then again with Amber Rose outside his hotel. Amber Rose must be very, very short. Full Story

Little Sci has big feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 07:28:52 August 7, 2009 07:28:52

I think…? I wouldn’t know about child foot size comparisons but I’ve always noticed they seem big. My feet are big too. And they keep growing. Am a shade taller than 5 ft 3 and wear size 8.5. Actually a true 8 but with heels I’ve taken to buying a half size up because I’m in them, standing, for hours at a time at an event and they swell. Full Story

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August 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 07:22:26 August 7, 2009 07:22:26

Congratulations Elsa Jeanne who is expecting her first! Live it up from now until February and stock up on smut. Something tells me you won’t have much time for it later! Laney and Judson send their love, and you know, the same goes for you two too! Happy 25th Birthday Katie from everyone in Puerto Vallarta. Full Story

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

(500) Days of Summer opens wide tomorrow so now there’s no excuse. The film is receiving great reviews and wonderful word of mouth from those who’ve already seen it, like many of you who’ve written to squee about the experience and Joseph Gordon Levitt and the snappy dialogue and the fact that when you left you could not wipe the smile off your face for hours.

To further promote the movie as it’s released in more theatres this weekend, Joe and Zooey Deschanel have gifted us with a new video. See below. I love her voice. And their chemistry is delightful. And they intend to keep working together. And if the results are like Summer, please give us more.

It’s Thursday, back in Vancouver, new articles all day, but SCROLL DOWN because several late articles were posted yesterday including Stephen Moyer on the beach and a throwback to The Supermodel.

Don’t you miss The Supermodel?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

What Shia’s reading

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 16:32:26 August 6, 2009 16:32:26

Have had a lot of requests lately for Shia LaBeouf… He hit up a Borders today in LA and picked up some reading material. A book called “And Then the Roof Caved In: How Wall Street's Greed and Stupidity Brought Capitalism to Its Knees". As you know, Shia has been confirmed with Michael Douglas in the Wall Street sequel, Money Never Sleeps. Full Story