Gosling Porn
Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Heidi Montag tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Hollywood Tuna)
A Twi-Hard got lost last night and this is where she ended up (Dlisted)
How long before Lindsay Lohan tried to throw this up? (The Superficial)
Tyra Banks tries to compete with Noah Cyrus (Just Jared)
Kingston Rossdale rules the pumpkin patch (Pop Sugar)
Favourite bullsh-t story of the week: Cameron Diaz meddles with Robo’s womb! (Cele|bitchy)
Even when she’s not trying to Ashley Greene still brings the nip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
SheWolf is feeling fertile (INO)
When will this bitch start dating Ebola? (Towleroad)
Did he black her out because she was talking about poo? (Popeater)
Girls share everything
Even boys? Oh the kids. The kids are writing a new book with a new code. Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez went out last night for dinner and frozen yoghurt, girls on a girls’ night, just two nights after date night and a sleepover when TSwizzle hooked up with T Lautner at the hockey game and then at a hotel on Sunday Full Story
Courtside premiere
The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story
Sunny & Scowl
A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story
Pat-Ro
They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story
Shelfy is always behind
Jessica Biel was in New York a couple of weeks ago supposedly attending a Broadway workshop trying to angle for a part in a future Broadway production for Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Oh Shelfy. Full Story
JLo, Will …& Xenu
THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to the GMD and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him Full Story
October 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Congratulations to Bonnie D and Jill S for winning the H&M Autumn gift certificate draw. And for Shanti from Joanna who loves you – hang in there even though it’s the sh-ts right now. The sh-ts do pass. Promise. But friends are forever, right? Wishing you well. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Tomorrow is the release, today is the premiere of Michael Jackson’s THIS IS IT, behind the scenes footages from what should have been his comeback tour in London this past summer at the O2. Many of you lined up overnight for tickets a few weeks ago as the film will only run 2 weeks in theatres to support and celebrate MJ’s final performance.
So how will it be?
Well, according to Elizabeth Taylor, it’s the best sh-t ever, like, for all time, stamped no blocksies. The Dame took to her Twitter yesterday and called THIS IS IT the “most brilliant piece of filmmaking” she’s ever seen, posting hyperbole after hyperbole culminating with “I truly believe this film should be nominated in every category conceivable”. So she’s a little biased. But her love and affection for him is sincere.
Ms Taylor refused to attend the public memorial for Michael and chose to mourn privately. It is unlikely she’ll show at the premiere tonight. But the event will be webcast live from the Nokia Theatre beginning at 4:30pm PDT at www.ThisIsIt-Movie.com and www.crackle.com.
And for those of you who do have tickets to see it over the next few days, let me know how it is? We’re out of town til mid next week, I can’t until then.
It’s Tuesday – new posts all day.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
She says she’s going to India…
For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story
