GOOPy’s new detox diet

July 9, 2009 10:10:08 Posted at July 9, 2009 10:10:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No recipes this week – 2 for 2! Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds. Where???????????????????????? Well… a few of you obsessed BumpWatchers claimed to see something when she visited Conan on his first week on the job at the Tonight Show. Full Story

Overdresser Overreactor?

July 9, 2009 08:48:23 Posted at July 9, 2009 08:48:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So there was a report last month out of one of the UK rags – unreliable as usual – about Kate Beckinsale missing out on the lead role in a remake of Barbarella. The Daily Express claimed last month that she was “heartbroken” over being rejected from the part. The publication also said that it was a “real blow” to Kate professionally. Full Story

I draw the line at the sheer shirt

July 9, 2009 07:36:00 Posted at July 9, 2009 07:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s hot again, no doubt. Jude Law is Hamlet onstage and he’s earning amazing reviews and he’s bringing the performance to New York and he’s taking sexy strange women home at night and he’s mobbed by fans now after the shows and is showing off some new tats and even the squiggle on top of his head appears to be receding but the sheer black shirt is one step too far. Full Story

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Poise

July 9, 2009 06:40:09 Posted at July 9, 2009 06:40:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what it is. It’s poise. And still youthful too. You believe that Emma Watson is 19. She’s as mature as she needs to be and no more, does that make sense? Emma is not a 40 year old Lohan/Cyrus hag. But Emma is definitely adorable. On Letterman last night – clever and quick and I love the way she handled the wardrobe malfunction question. Full Story

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Who are you yelling at?

July 9, 2009 06:25:13 Posted at July 9, 2009 06:25:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes in Melbourne on her cell phone looking like she’s caught up in an intense conversation. According to photographers, she appeared to be shouting, and extremely distressed. This is what my face looks like when my mother calls. It’s totally Photo Assumption, but let’s roll with it anyway. Full Story

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July 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 9, 2009 06:14:20 Posted at July 9, 2009 06:14:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sophie Clausius – it’s your birthday! Still trips me out that you’re a teenager now. It’s been ages since I’ve seen you. Please don’t be taller than me. And have a great time at camp next week. We’ll miss you, but we’ll take care of that with dad’s martinis. Full Story

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We’re less than a week now. Less than a week to Harry Potter 6. And not even the rain could dampen the excitement yesterday in London as thousands turned up for the premiere, screaming for DanRad and all the rest, intense anticipation for a film that is beginning to accumulate largely positive reviews, so far registering 88% on Rotten Tomatoes and a resounding seal of approval from picky bitch English critics. The wait has apparently been worth it. Photos from last night’s premiere to follow. And also a heads up on how to meet Tom Felton.

A new clip “I Killed Sirius Black” was just released yesterday. Have you seen it? Can you stand it?

It’s Wednesday. Am blogging until I leave for a work trip to New York (no jinx, no jinx!). Jacek is taking over from Tingles onward, just for this afternoon. Have waited and begged for this for an entire year. And you will note the first two spots on the Freebie 5 have been updated – Stan Keystone and Chris Fisher, two producers from eTalk, this was what finally earned me the assignment. They will remain atop to the list until Monday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Take no hair over long hair Ben

July 8, 2009 15:03:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 15:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’re not covering every possible Michael Jackson burial scenario it’s a slow day in gossip. So why not stay on the topic of hair? Will has no hair. Ben Stiller has too much in the wrong places. Is he preparing for a movie role? Apparently he has 4 projects lined up in 2010 Full Story

Bald Will and family in China

July 8, 2009 13:49:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 13:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick picture post…Haven’t seen or heard much from Will lately so this set jumped out at me. A result of his break from acting. Also have never seen him without at least a solid inch of ‘fro either. Full Story

The Cruz-off

July 8, 2009 12:57:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’s been in and apparently not much, but it really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter when you’re this hot and your sister is winning Oscars for the family anyway. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 8, 2009 12:03:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 12:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Called into action this afternoon. If you’re into back stories, coherence, and insight…see you tomorrow. Hard core Smuthounds…enjoy. Jacek.

Lady Gaga or the Gimp in Pulp Fiction? I’m not sure. (Dlisted)

Hayden Pantierererererre making improvements. I’m actually not completely turned off (The Superficial)

Lilo covering up from the paps. Odd famewhore behaviour. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daily Rob Remembering things (Just Jared)

The only woman capable of pulling off skinny jeans not wearing skinny jeans. Bring back boot cuts and bell bottoms please. (PopSugar)

Please don’t follow their footsteps Emma. Isn’t that twice now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe – latest addition to team Elf (ASL)

For Cat – a wet Rafa Nadal (INO)

Transformer bong hits? (Cele|bitchy)

Why is it that every time I do Tingles Lily Allen has a nip slip? (Holy Moly)