Spittle is a pig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 13:37:28 August 31, 2009 13:37:28

And his moves are for sh-t. One of my favourite John Mayer stories is when he once revealed, pre-Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, that when he tired of f-cking hot girl groupies on tour, he’d dabble in the chunk now and again, because thick girls can be more grateful. And sometimes a cock needs a little variety. Full Story

Bella is in Florida

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 12:23:35 August 31, 2009 12:23:35

Shooting today – Kristen Stewart’s “Bella” with her mom played by Sarah Clarke who arrived yesterday in Vancouver shooting a scene that’s supposed to be “Florida” at a beach house while “Edward” hides inside from sun. Tonya would not approve but excuse me while I pull out The Swears Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s TRAVEL DOCS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 11:34:00 August 31, 2009 11:34:00

Not sure why I find the manila envelope so hilarious with the TRAVEL DOCS in large black marker noted across it but it’s almost like a lunchbox. And an assistant probably prepared it for him, and tucked it into his backpack. Sorry. Am silly today because of Tonya’s email and The Swears Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 11:22:59 August 31, 2009 11:22:59

Do you believe her when she says she’s never had any work? (Dlisted)

Brandon Walsh has a LOT to celebrate (Hollywood Tuna)

Ebola at the pump – always finding new ways to infect (The Superficial)

Try to remember he’s only 17 (Just Jared)

Arty Brad Pitt goes to Spain (Pop Sugar)

Throw a weave on it and it’s totally a Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little McBongo at the beach. Cute! (INO)

Megan Fox’s powerful vagina (Cele|bitchy)

You must be so happy that he’s so famous (PopEater)

Amazing what some girls will do for a small slice of fame (ICYDK)

Manslinger and her girlfriends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 10:14:18 August 31, 2009 10:14:18

As you know, Kate Hudson is boy crazy. Manslinger’s always slinging a man. Manslinger however never slings a man at the expense of her girls. You know those girls? We’ve all known a girl or two who disappears with every new boyfriend. This is not Kate Hudson. Kate manslings constantly. But she is still a constant friend. Full Story

Human Mom, Vampire Dad, new hatemail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 09:45:00 August 31, 2009 09:45:00

Arriving at Vancouver airport yesterday – Peter Facinelli returning from Portland where he attended a charity event and Sarah Clarke who plays “Bella’s” mother, both in great spirits in anticipation for a busy week ahead on Eclipse. For more details on what was filmed late last week, click here Full Story

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Leo needs his pillow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 08:57:17 August 31, 2009 08:57:17

Leonardo DiCaprio leaving Nice yesterday heading back to Paris after spending a few days in Monaco. This shoot for Inception seems easy – work a week, holiday the following week – and Leo’s summer has been spent filming for Christopher Nolan and also partying from London to Ibiza to the French Riviera. Full Story

Spn`d Tingles:New Adventures of Old Christine on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 08:46:00 August 31, 2009 08:46:00

Wanda Sykes was at an LA Sparks game last week. Look at her. She’s the cutest. Of course you already know this if you’re familiar with her standup, or her film roles, or of course The New Adventures of Old Christine. Did you catch the marathon yesterday on W Network? New Adventures of Old Christine also airs weeknights at 7pm E/P on W Network starting tonight. Full Story

SnapFace Sleepover Saturday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 07:35:30 August 31, 2009 07:35:30

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper in LA on Saturday – he picked her up at her hotel, as you can see she’s carrying what looks like an overnight laundry bag (?), and they drove over to another hotel, the swanky pink Beverly Hills Hotel (if you bring your dog along, they provide cookies with his/her name on them), for, presumably, a short sexy sleepover. Full Story

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She wasn’t in my dream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 07:16:00 August 31, 2009 07:16:00

But he was. I dreamt of Jake Gyllenhaal last night. Nothing dirty. In fact, I can’t remember exactly what we were doing. But he was very handsome and only appeared from the waist up. Then I woke up this morning to these photos of Jakey and Reese Witherspoon hand in hand in Venice yesterday and, well, no wonder my dream director only shot him from the waist up. Full Story

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