Monday, June 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Only at MTV does an Oscar winner lose out to vampire fan fiction cheese. But while Twilight may have been the big winner, the smuttiest moment of the night was of course when Bruno’s ass took out Eminem.

True or fraud?

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My thoughts to follow. Also fashion highlights and lowlights. Ugh. Megan Fox. Ugh JailBait Miley Cyrus. Who’s worse?

A serious lack of major star power last night, non? Cameron Diaz, Denzel, and the rest felt like the Kids’ Choice Awards.

But Fight Club reunited on Saturday night! Brad and Edward and a hot leather jacket together again. YUM.

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day, trying not to be tempted by the golf weather.

Also – was tweeting during the Movie Awards. Click here for my Twitter.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Big love to Jessi Cruickshank and Dan Levy who co-hosted the MTV Movie Awards red carpet last night with Sway. Two Canadians broadcasting live on a major night in Hollywood. Yes.

Conflicted

June 1, 2009 15:31:07 Posted at June 1, 2009 15:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of it. And you also want it to maintain its pristine perfection. Especially if its star crashed and burned and needs a comeback… Said Winona Ryder in Empire Magazine Full Story

One of these is a Cyrus

June 1, 2009 12:47:12 Posted at June 1, 2009 12:47:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Full Story

Cheater in costume?

June 1, 2009 12:07:21 Posted at June 1, 2009 12:07:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Touch Magazine claimed last week that Josh Brolin cheated on Diane Lane in New Orleans with some local piece at a bar. They ran the story with a photo of Josh comfortably ensconced between the woman’s legs. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 1, 2009 11:07:19 Posted at June 1, 2009 11:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig is ice cold and needs to be sucked (Dlisted)

Selling out your kids can buy you a bikini body (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze finds her own Pax? (Just Jared)

Heidi’s kind of penis (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried budget pink booties (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce on a bike…in Uggs! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Harry Potter doesn’t like shooting sex (INO)

Naomi & Liev made SUCH a cute baby (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

How Megan Fox is like Denise Richards (ICYDK)

Who’s wearing more foundation? (ASL)

Johnny fries my rice

June 1, 2009 09:38:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 09:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

Brad and Sugar Tits

June 1, 2009 08:53:26 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story

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The women of ARod

June 1, 2009 08:40:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Queen’s English

June 1, 2009 07:44:51 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:44:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer for The Today Show. The interview aired this morning and right off the top, Harry acknowledged the “accommodatingness” of the American people. Full Story

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Guy on the beach

June 1, 2009 07:38:04 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the demise of his marriage. Full Story

From the Country Bitch’s closet

June 1, 2009 07:21:53 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:21:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cheating on your maybe gaybe husband is no excuse for looking like sh-t. This dress is so much ass I can only assume it comes from Carrie Underwood’s closet. Looks like something she would wear. It’s MTV. It’s the Movie Awards. Do it short or wear jeans. Or something that implies you’ve been at the beach. Full Story