Crank tweets and tabloids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 09:02:33 April 1, 2010 09:02:33

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a rather epic week in the drama-filled life of Lilo whose father called a presser the other day to declare that he’ll be dragging her to rehab by her weave. Full Story

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Ants on pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 07:26:11 April 1, 2010 07:26:11

Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, my mother would probably wear these pants. Full Story

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The Heart Truth Fashion Show 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 06:58:07 April 1, 2010 06:58:07

Joannie Rochette walked down the runway and it was a standing ovation, and she held her sh-t together while everyone else was blubbering in the seats. That girl is steel. I love her. Heart disease and stroke is the leading cause of death for Canadian women. The LEADING CAUSE. And women are MORE likely to die of heart attack or stroke than men. Full Story

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April 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 06:43:11 April 1, 2010 06:43:11

To Claire from Celestial – was great meeting you yesterday! Happy 27th Birthday Jane – Jess is looking forward to having a few “Jane-sized” drinks with you tonight! To Laura G in Toronto - thinking of you every day, and hoping you are getting through. Wish I could be there in person for an afternoon of pedis & trashy magazines to give you a bit of a break. Full Story

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Jesse James has now confirmed he’s entered a treatment facility. Just like Tiger Woods before him and what’s sure to be countless others after him, James is supposedly getting help for “Sex Addiction” which, really, when you think about it, should actually be called “Sex-With-Other-Bitches-You’re-Not-Married-To” Addiction because the problem never seems to be about too much sex with their wives.  Read Full Intro

Gabby SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 15:27:32 March 31, 2010 15:27:32

E!'s Marc Malkin is reporting that Gabourey Sidibe will be hosting Saturday Night Live before the end of the season. Love this choice. And not because Gabby's so great. Full Story

Post break-up Abbie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 14:01:40 March 31, 2010 14:01:40

Abbie Cornish is shooting The Dark Fields in New York. They filmed an action scene today at Wollman Rink. Jacek and I were there in December. It’s a lovely stop in the winter. As you know, Abbie is done with Ryan Phillippe. Rumour has it, he kept cheating on her. Well of course he did. He kept cheating on Reese Witherspoon too. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 11:09:35 March 31, 2010 11:09:35

Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look at her footwear. Necessary? No. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 10:57:03 March 31, 2010 10:57:03

Vanity Fair is publishing stories about Tiger’s Tampons…and a gossip blog is considered offside??? (Dlisted)

When I said parents should try everything, I didn’t mean this. (The Superficial)

This will make you angry. Because Sandra Bullock is feeling like it’s her fault. WE SUCK. (Popeater)

Robert Pattinson looking the same on set but they can’t get enough (Pop Sugar)

Please. Like she’d ever get rid of her ass. That’s all she is. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cory Monteith sandwiched by ladies (Just Jared)

Peabody loves Glee! (E! Online)

Kate Bosworth in leggings (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vampire I’d Like to F-ck (Towleroad)

Carey gushes about Shia (Cele|bitchy)