Twilight Bitchface!

March 19, 2009 10:11:25 Posted at March 19, 2009 10:11:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation in the most contrived of circumstances. Full Story

Don't f-ck with Us

March 19, 2009 08:22:57 Posted at March 19, 2009 08:22:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly broke the story on its new cover - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian having an affair. She wasn't stupid enough to outright deny it...but he was. Dumb. You don't f-ck with Janice Min. Us has just posted a video on its site - click here Full Story

Did she try to keep him?

March 19, 2009 06:46:48 Posted at March 19, 2009 06:46:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer Aniston this week – stories ranging from John Mayer writing a tell-all exposing the “real” Rachel to her late night phone calls to Brad Pitt begging him back. Full Story

If I’m Natalie Portman…

March 19, 2009 06:30:19 Posted at March 19, 2009 06:30:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And Ryan Gosling keeps texting me, it’s not even a decision. Automatic molecular reaction. I’m there. Sure…she’s Natalie Portman. She has options. I get it. But is there a better option than Ryan Gosling? Um. No. And please… Don’t say Robert Pattinson. Ryan Gosling >>>>>>> Robert Pattinson. Full Story

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March 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 19, 2009 06:18:19 Posted at March 19, 2009 06:18:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Shan from Krystal – happy belated birthday! Hope you’re enjoying Arizona. It’s still freezing here! Happy Birthday Carol-Anne! Just for you… by special request from Susan, because she knows you love him, here’s a photo of Robert Pattinson with his mouth open celebrating your 39th. Full Story

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Was so nervous last night I couldn’t breathe. Then as soon as I stepped out onto the runway I saw her – my Chinese Squawking Mother, because she was dressed in red in the front row and couldn’t be missed – and then everything was ok. Am a 35 year old woman who still needs her mommy. She planned it this way.

The best though is that Duana and Michelle accepted the assignment to babysit. They now have stories of their own, and the experience was apparently so memorable, they’re considering starting a blog about it: On Squawking Chicken Duty.

The Heart Truth Red Dress Fashion Show was a standing room only event. Heart disease and stroke are the leading causes of death for Canadian women but most don’t know it. Although it’s traditionally perceived to be, it’s actually not a “man’s problem” and in fact, women are more likely than men to die of a heart attack or stroke. Please click here for more information.

Photos from the show haven’t arrived yet. Will post when they’re ready.

Wednesday – Madge and GP out together, identifying the Wolf Pack, and more smut all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Ate fish & chips at midnight, woke up at 7am this morning and warmed up some fried rice. Today will be a good day.

PPS. Smack no kids is not James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff. Also not Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel.

Rossum FAIL

March 18, 2009 16:12:20 Posted at March 18, 2009 16:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her publicists must have begged for this. BEGGED. Because selling Rossum off as sexy is not just a stretch, it’s a tragic leap into a bottomless canyon. Dumb. This is Rossum in the new issue of Details playing off that old fantasy – good girl who’s a vixen in the bedroom. Please. There is no vixen in Rossum’s bedroom. Full Story

Country Bitch through security

March 18, 2009 15:32:07 Posted at March 18, 2009 15:32:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through security without her sunglasses on, hell no. Full Story

Let your heart bleed for Posh

March 18, 2009 12:32:38 Posted at March 18, 2009 12:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, he looks like he’s enjoying himself. Full Story

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Pitt & Portman!

March 18, 2009 11:48:57 Posted at March 18, 2009 11:48:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally! Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. Full Story