Sorry my schedule has been wonk ass all day. Was at press screening for a movie this morning, then shooting for eTalk, now in and out of meetings, then headed to Project Runway. Please forgive. Am rushing to post. To make up for it, to Twilight fans anyway, especially those who lust for Robert Pattinson, and I know there are legions of you because your emails keep coming, here’s some exclusive information about what he’s been up to. Full Story
Hugh Grant is shooting a new movie. It's been a while. Still, the time away doesn't mean he's breaking out of his same old movie mold, oh no. A romantic comedy called Did You Hear About the Morgans costarring SJP - something about a couple in witness protection. Hilarity ensues. But probably no baked beans in Tupperware. Full Story
Oh just come out already (Dlisted)
Blow job casting couch doesn’t work anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)
What Drew Barrymore would look like if she used Madonna’s surgeon (Just Jared)
Baby Bump #2! (Pop Sugar)
Is that, gulp, her breast??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How much for Leona Lewis? What???!!!! (INO)
Ben Affleck > Brad Pitt (Cele|bitchy)
Something else for her to be morose about (Holy Moly)
Remember when Mr Mimi was engaged to her? (Popoholic)
Shrek gets fired! (The Blemish)
See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation in the most contrived of circumstances. Full Story
How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer Aniston this week – stories ranging from John Mayer writing a tell-all exposing the “real” Rachel to her late night phone calls to Brad Pitt begging him back. Full Story
And Ryan Gosling keeps texting me, it’s not even a decision. Automatic molecular reaction. I’m there. Sure…she’s Natalie Portman. She has options. I get it. But is there a better option than Ryan Gosling? Um. No. And please… Don’t say Robert Pattinson. Ryan Gosling >>>>>>> Robert Pattinson. Full Story
To Shan from Krystal – happy belated birthday! Hope you’re enjoying Arizona. It’s still freezing here! Happy Birthday Carol-Anne! Just for you… by special request from Susan, because she knows you love him, here’s a photo of Robert Pattinson with his mouth open celebrating your 39th. Full Story
Was so nervous last night I couldn’t breathe. Then as soon as I stepped out onto the runway I saw her – my Chinese Squawking Mother, because she was dressed in red in the front row and couldn’t be missed – and then everything was ok. Am a 35 year old woman who still needs her mommy. She planned it this way.
The best though is that Duana and Michelle accepted the assignment to babysit. They now have stories of their own, and the experience was apparently so memorable, they’re considering starting a blog about it: On Squawking Chicken Duty.
The Heart Truth Red Dress Fashion Show was a standing room only event. Heart disease and stroke are the leading causes of death for Canadian women but most don’t know it. Although it’s traditionally perceived to be, it’s actually not a “man’s problem” and in fact, women are more likely than men to die of a heart attack or stroke. Please click here for more information.
Photos from the show haven’t arrived yet. Will post when they’re ready.
Wednesday – Madge and GP out together, identifying the Wolf Pack, and more smut all day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Ate fish & chips at midnight, woke up at 7am this morning and warmed up some fried rice. Today will be a good day.
PPS. Smack no kids is not James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff. Also not Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel.
Her publicists must have begged for this. BEGGED. Because selling Rossum off as sexy is not just a stretch, it’s a tragic leap into a bottomless canyon. Dumb. This is Rossum in the new issue of Details playing off that old fantasy – good girl who’s a vixen in the bedroom. Please. There is no vixen in Rossum’s bedroom. Full Story