Brolin cheater?

May 27, 2009 07:47:01 Posted at May 27, 2009 07:47:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an In Touch Weekly story, and as you can see from their cover this week, it’s not like they hit the right spot very often, especially as it relates to the Brange, who most certainly did not throw down on the carpet in Cannes (!!!), but their Josh Brolin exclusive with a seemingly incriminating photo just might be true. Full Story

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Like yesterday

May 27, 2009 07:11:37 Posted at May 27, 2009 07:11:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Winona! Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened. In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”. Full Story

What’s up California?

May 27, 2009 07:03:47 Posted at May 27, 2009 07:03:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrities marched in response to the California Supreme Court’s decision yesterday to uphold Prop 8. Drew Barrymore has been a very vocal opponent of Prop 8 and attended the rally yesterday, spoke with the press, and encouraged citizens to do continue urging legislators to defeat once and for all this bill that denies equality for gays. Full Story

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May 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 27, 2009 06:49:23 Posted at May 27, 2009 06:49:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 32nd Birthday Kelly! I’d send you best wishes even if I broke my other arm! Thanks so much for all the support and for making me the one source. To Vancouver – on June 19th, please check out the Youth Performance of “Surviving the Cracks”, a tale of survival after the 2004 closure of Vancouver’s youth safe houses and the experiences of youth on the street who live at the margins of public concern and political attention. Full Story

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back from holiday. Welcome back from the long weekend. There was much you missed. Scroll down to get caught up…

How to get through the long weekend ahead?

RDJ will help. RDJ and his lunch pail.

And first the Vagina Virgins confirmed as hosts, now Gaga to perform – so far it’s a promising lineup for the MuchMusic Video Awards on June 21 as more marquee names are to be released in the next 2 weeks. Also – the MMVAs go down just before the Smut Soiree…

Have received your emails wondering about this year’s event. Full details coming next week.

Tuesday – new posts all day, check back often and review what you missed below. It’s homework!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

FNL > J&K+8

May 26, 2009 20:01:58 Posted at May 26, 2009 20:01:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Almost 10 million watched that f-ckery Jon & Kate can’t afford to support all their babies so they exploit them on tv show last night. 10 MILLION. This morning I was on The John Gormley Show (he’s adorable and I love him) and he got me on this rant about J&K and I was like, dude, I’m a gossip columnist. Full Story

Shelfy got no Front Ass

May 26, 2009 17:00:04 Posted at May 26, 2009 17:00:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely curves. What’s the mark of a legendary ass? An ass for all time? It’s the kind of ass you can see from the FRONT. Full Story

Deformed

May 26, 2009 13:35:12 Posted at May 26, 2009 13:35:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. A dealbreaker. Me: what if I get implants? Him: divorce Me: So can I get a breast reduction? Him: don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. Full Story

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You want this bag

May 26, 2009 11:04:07 Posted at May 26, 2009 11:04:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have you heard about this book? Merci Karl! by his former assistant – an expose on Lagerfeld Full Story

Anyone can be Angelina Jolie

May 26, 2009 10:49:00 Posted at May 26, 2009 10:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl who feels her beauty has always been a burden. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 26, 2009 10:20:45 Posted at May 26, 2009 10:20:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So many women want to look like this. I hate people. (Dlisted)

I disagree about this MILF (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. Please taunt us with your beautiful child (Just Jared)

Best actress tries to quit smoking (The Superficial)

Becks and a little girl! Awwww! (Pop Sugar)

Another reason why Karl hates Klum (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twi-hards simultaneously orgasm (INO)

Going bald for Mimi!!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Jerry Springer goes to London (Holy Moly)

This is Avril...but it could totally be Miley (The Blemish)