Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 07:53:06 December 11, 2009 07:53:06

Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. Brange put on a very, very happy glowy show in the face of the scandalous new book on shelves now calling for their imminent split. Full Story

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night was the final episode until April. It’s a long, long Glee-less winter ahead. The songs, the Sue, the stage…it’s all amazing, yes. But just like last week when Will realised he was betrayed, it’s the sudden punch-you-in-the-gut moments that balance it all out.  Read Full Intro

Give up Grey Goose…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 18:02:16 December 10, 2009 18:02:16

For this? The caption on these photos reads: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo promote their vodka in Hollywood, CA And it’s not like I don’t understand the value of celebrity endorsements. I get it. Of course. But what in the f-ck of the what in the what is the purpose of vodka by Nick & Vanessa? Are they marketing this for Jersey Shore? Sh-t bitches, pour that Grey Goose down the drain. Full Story

What exactly…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 16:41:46 December 10, 2009 16:41:46

Is Tara Reid promoting? She gets less work than Lindsay Lohan. I mean please. Why is she on Alexa Chung? Here she is leaving today after an appearance looking surprisingly… clean. Clean as in hygienic. Clean as in sober is maybe not very likely, all things considered. Comparatively though Tara Reid is better these days than Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Swizzle & Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 12:41:13 December 10, 2009 12:41:13

I don’t love Taylor Swift’s prom curls but lately she’s toned down the cupcake, it’s much better than it used to be. So I can’t decide how I feel about her straight. Maybe it’s the fringe. Would like to see the straight without the fringe. TSwizzle was out for girls’ night with her friend Emma Stone Wednesday. Full Story

Butterfly Kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 12:05:32 December 10, 2009 12:05:32

Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss her? A reader called AM was at the event last night, lucky bitch, and was able to observe the Mimi tottering first hand. Full Story

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Meryl + Tina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 11:25:00 December 10, 2009 11:25:00

Major fangirl crushing. Last night in New York at the premiere of Meryl’s latest It’s Complicated, Tina showed up to support her co-star Alec Baldwin, of course, but there’s no doubt a lot of respect for La Streep too. After all, aside from her obvious CAPABILITIES, Meryl Streep, now 60, has had a run of box office dominance that’s been remarkable, especially considering this is an industry that ordinarily favours and celebrates youth above all. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 11:01:02 December 10, 2009 11:01:02

First break up…now Jakey is proposing to Reese??!!?? (PopEater)

How JailBait Miley Cyrus plans to kill you (Dlisted)

My skanky doppelganger is getting sued (The Superficial)

Why does she bother showing up? Why not just distribute the same photo everywhere? (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandra Bullock is working over 40 (Just Jared)

Look at Shelfy’s skinny legs in leather (Pop Sugar)

Tiger’s porn star sold him out ages ago (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo has saved more children than any other crack head before her (Cele|bitchy)

Scarlett Johansson is all one colour (Popoholic)

I vote LOVE on this dress. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

More on Porny & Pumpkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 10:16:34 December 10, 2009 10:16:34

Just a small detail for the 2 of you who still don’t believe it… Thanks to a reader called RF who had the (mis)fortune of sitting one seat over from Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan last Friday night during the performance of Chicago in New York and observed the two “holding hands the entire show”. Full Story

Congratulations…dripped in acid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 08:54:19 December 10, 2009 08:54:19

Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement Full Story

Fergie forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 08:21:54 December 10, 2009 08:21:54

Fergives. Heh. Terrible, I know. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on her with a budget looking blonde while on location in Atlanta. He denies it and did not sue, just like Chris Martin. Please. In Hollywood however, appearances are more important. Much more important than fidelity. Or infidelity. So Fergie has either chosen not to believe the other woman’s claims or she’s decided to forgive him. Full Story

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