Spittle saved my ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 07:21:40 May 21, 2010 07:21:40

The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required to stop at every outlet for interviews. Full Story

May 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 06:58:00 May 21, 2010 06:58:00

Happy 30th Birthday to Gigja from your “soulmate-bestie-awesome person-friend” Heiðdís. Thank you both for reading my blog and I hope you’re cured of your Skarsgard and Chris Martin obsessions soon. Cheers to girls weekend in SJ -- Erin B, Meegs, Loni, Jamma-Lynn, Smelly, Boobi-Jo, and the hostess Sweet Erin. Full Story

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Jesse James will be interviewed on Nightline by Vicky Mabrey airing on May 25. It’ll be his first since he blew up his life and became the most hated man in America. Apparently he will be talking about the cheating and the rehab and presumably the alleged racism.  Read Full Intro

Kate Moss clothes and Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 14:34:42 May 20, 2010 14:34:42

Kate Moss looked amazing last night at the Knightsbridge Topshop launch to preview her new collection. The eyemakeup is great. And the hair for the occasion too. It’s trademark Kate Moss style. She’s the best. She’s a crazy bitch, but for what she wears and how she wears, she’s the best. Full Story

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You look less carby next to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 13:30:22 May 20, 2010 13:30:22

At the premiere last night of MacGruber, this is Ryan Phillippe giving us his douche face looking considerably less carby in comparison to his co-star Val Kilmer. Oh Ice...it’s like, it’s like it’s not even the same person. Kilmer and Brando worked together on The Island of Dr Moreau. Full Story

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Drew the Director

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 12:47:46 May 20, 2010 12:47:46

Written by Sarah I think I like Drew the Producer more than Drew the Actress. As an actress, it isn’t that Drew Barrymore lacks talent, it’s that more often than not, her personality overshadows everything else and I feel like I’m watching Drew playing herself in various scenarios. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 11:39:55 May 20, 2010 11:39:55

Hi Gossips. Stepping in for Tingles once again. More Lainey stuff to follow. – Jacek

Warrant issued for Lilo’s arrest (The Superficial)

Courtney love is as sexy as a wet fart and is talking about it (Dlisted)

Crub to film in NYC…watch if you’ve never seen it (Popeater)

I’d do this all day if I had boobs. Would get nothing done (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze does Hong Kong (Just Jared)

RPatz sighting! RPatz sighting! (Pop Sugar)

Scarjo gets a new sister (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

If not for all the plastic and silicone I’d hit it if she didn’t speak (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My #1 H8f-uck looking hot (Popoholic)

Banks dress fail. I’m not in these girls’ demographic, but they’re a fun read (Go Fug Yourself)

Single in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 10:24:51 May 20, 2010 10:24:51

Great timing. After word broke yesterday that Dominic Cooper was up to no good with that skint.ass.scag Lindsay Lohan on Tuesday night, Us Weekly has confirmed that he and Amanda Seyfried are on a “break”. Full Story

Ryan at the party and the pavilion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 09:44:00 May 20, 2010 09:44:00

Last night Ryan Gosling hit up the Art of Elysium party in the same cardigan he wore 2 nights ago to another event on some yacht. He packed light. I really love this. This afternoon Ryan was at the American Pavilion participating on a panel discussion with Michelle Williams and Derek their director. Full Story

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Hey Judge - she looks worried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:41:36 May 20, 2010 08:41:36

Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she look at the photos? You f-cking dumbass. Full Story

GMD & Son

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:23:36 May 20, 2010 08:23:36

Connor Cruise, 15, accompanied his father to the Laker game last night, sitting courtside with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Connor is pursuing an acting career, has a small part in the upcoming Red Dawn. All of a sudden he’s like a full blown adult. Remember how young he looked when the GMD married Robo? And now a proper young man, very handsome, and taller than dad without having to wear wedge heels. Full Story

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