Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

March 13, 2009 08:04:33 Posted at March 13, 2009 08:04:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story

GOOPy gladiator booties

March 13, 2009 07:42:00 Posted at March 13, 2009 07:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare legs, G stepped out in a brand new pair of nude gladiator booties with … a built-in sock? Definitely not for the MiniVan, hell no. Full Story

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Shrek drive fast car

March 13, 2009 07:22:58 Posted at March 13, 2009 07:22:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

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Movie Star Nose

March 13, 2009 07:07:28 Posted at March 13, 2009 07:07:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have always loved her nose. She has a great nose. I also prefer when she lets her hair down. This is Julia Roberts in Paris with that sexy beast Clive Owen continuing to promote Duplicity through Europe. Julia decided to amp it up for a change…and this is good. Too many boring suits these days, it’s nice to see her in a slinky black dress. Full Story

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March 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 13, 2009 06:50:28 Posted at March 13, 2009 06:50:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Darren who bet his wife Jennifer and his sister in law Jennifer a Starbucks gift card that there was NO WAY George Clooney would appear on ER in any one of the last few episodes: Pay up.  Full Story

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So most of you would rather touch Billy Ray Cyrus’s soul patch or die than be locked in a room listening to Emmy Rossum’s music – according to the poll, that is.

My favourite Would You Rather answers almost always come from Douglas H in Moncton, NB. He did not disappoint this time: Billy Ray’s soul patch in my no no zone in the back seat of some busted ass car over Rossum songs – ANYDAY!

For those of you who are on Rossum side though, perhaps this video will help. Or not.

Douglas, don’t watch this. You’ll throw yourself out of the building.

Two late posts yesterday – Angelina Jolie back in NYC and holy f-ck, when did Jackson Rathbone get so hot??? Scroll down to get caught up.

Thursday – more Joaquin Phoenix shenanigans, GOOPy Thursday, and Robert Pattinson’s GQ cover.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Next week is Toronto Fashion Week! On Tuesday at 9pm, it’s the second annual Heart Truth Fashion Show featuring top Canadian designers who’ve created one of a kind red dresses to be modelled down the runway by a few recognisable Canadian ladies in support of the Heart & Stroke Foundation. This year, I have the honour of participating and have been paired with Evan Biddell, winner of the first ever Project Runway Canada. Gah! Hope he likes eaters? Do any designers like eaters? Click here to see Biddell’s work. I am afraid of him.

Anyway, the show is strict invite-only. But the F-list is giving away a pair of tickets for Tuesday with priority seating and one night accommodation at the Cosmopolitan Hotel! If you’re interested, simply answer the following question:

Who did I wear at the Oscars? (Hint: The answer can be found at the F-list blog). Send your answer to with Fashion Week as the title before midnight Pacific Friday March 13, 2009 if you’re interested. Two winners will be chosen. See you there!

Click here for more information about Heart Truth.

Do you think the other moms hate her?

March 12, 2009 15:58:35 Posted at March 12, 2009 15:58:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’s friends with any of the other non-supermodel moms? I wonder what they say about her behind her back. Full Story

Robo Weave!

March 12, 2009 15:08:29 Posted at March 12, 2009 15:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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Reese & Jakey European quickie

March 12, 2009 13:54:00 Posted at March 12, 2009 13:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal has joined Reese Witherspoon on part of the Euro leg of her Monsters vs Aliens press tour. Here they are in Madrid today visiting a museum, enjoying the sun, walking hand in hand looking happy and relaxed. Many of you emailed yesterday about her dress at the UK premiere – it was Prada. Full Story

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The Mother of Jesus

March 12, 2009 12:17:00 Posted at March 12, 2009 12:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is what will happen: scrutiny on the family. Full Story

From this distance…

March 12, 2009 12:07:32 Posted at March 12, 2009 12:07:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She almost looks like she did 10 years ago. Right? It’s Meg Ryan out and about yesterday, photographed far enough away that you can’t see if she’s updated her cheeks or her lips lately. Oh Meg… why? We were talking about Julia Roberts in the movie star article Full Story