Teardrop Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 13:46:09 May 25, 2010 13:46:09

Tonight in London at the opening of Louis Vuitton Bond Street Maison, here’s my Gwyneth all classed up with a teardrop chest exposing a little naughty cleave. Love the ensemble, especially those shoes. SHOES! And of course this is Gwyneth Paltrow as they know her: stately, society, cold…and old? I know you rag on her all the time for being a mother and in her late 30s and wearing short snatch exposing dresses and high heels and it’s so inappropriate and nah nah nah, but there’s way to much makeup happening here. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 13:15:56 May 25, 2010 13:15:56

Someone’s lying. Guess who? (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise + Soul Train = GOLD (Dlisted)

Big ups to Tina Fey. BIG F-CKING UPS. (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens running (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody’s finger is fine. It’s his douche stache that’s the problem (Just Jared)

Zeta Jones and one of the Olsen twins have a black eyeliner-off (Pop Sugar)

Heidi Montag has no friends. No kidding. (The Blemish)

Kate Hudson: the ongoing obsession with her implants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Renee Zellweger not wearing workout gear, in skinny jeans and heels (Popoholic)

Kiki D looks great in this colour (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh can’t share

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 11:30:50 May 25, 2010 11:30:50

She hasn’t had to since the days of Spice. So it seems like she’s either forgotten or she never really learned how to in the first place. Check it out – Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria cohosted an LG event in LA last night. Eva is accustomed to working with ladies. She’s been on Desperate for a long time. Full Story

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Something for me?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 10:15:11 May 25, 2010 10:15:11

You hit up a flower shoppe yesterday in Los Feliz for some gift boxes with a friend while Alicja is back in Poland for the Polish Film Festival. But... couldn’t you have at least thrown on a tee shirt under there? Or a beater tank? I’m all for casual, and I certainly know that you, you live according to your own vibe, and I love you for it, but I’m having a hard time looking at you with the bare chest underneath the cardigan and that chain and then the track pants because this, this is not simply dirty clothes or grubby grunge. Full Story

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Chris Klein’s answer to Chris Klein

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 09:34:59 May 25, 2010 09:34:59

Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Last week Chris Klein’s audition tape for Mamma Mia hit the internets and as I noted then (click here for a refresher), to me it was more offensive the namechecking than the assy singing. Full Story

Missing Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 08:10:31 May 25, 2010 08:10:31

Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was all like: I have to work, Lainey, I don’t give a sh-t about your observational requests. Full Story

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No college for JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:46:02 May 25, 2010 07:46:02

Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed on Dancing with the Lame Sh-ts. Full Story

Porny’s change pouch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:14:08 May 25, 2010 07:14:08

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. Full Story

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She has friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:00:17 May 25, 2010 07:00:17

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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May 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 06:45:40 May 25, 2010 06:45:40

Happy Birthday Cristina! Lori requested some Colin Farrell photos for you. He’s on his way. There are indeed new pictures perfectly timed. Look for the article later on today. Lori says you love him as much as I do. Well this love will be tested a little. Watch for it.  Full Story

Monday, May 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Oh Lost. Why did you go? HOW did you go? I’m like you, I spent all night trying to figure it out. I’ll spend as much time as I can today waiting for Doc Jensen’s recap, and I’ve already chatted online with Nikki Stafford  Read Full Intro