One happy Affleck family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 17:28:53 October 20, 2009 17:28:53

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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Meg Ryan or Nicole Kidman?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 14:20:10 October 20, 2009 14:20:10

Laura just sent me an email: Did you see the new Meg Ryan trailer? The one where she duct tapes her man to a toilet? Unfortunately you don’t really notice the plot because you’re too busy staring at her mangled face. So of course I had to look for it. And no, Laura wasn’t wrong. It’s the preview for Serious Moonlight. Full Story

Everyone loves Carey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 12:24:27 October 20, 2009 12:24:27

An Education opens wide this Friday October 23rd and when you see it, please do see it, you will fall in love with Carey Mulligan, just like everyone else has. She is a revelation. And she at the top of each critic’s list for a nomination for Best Actress this year. In her first leading feature. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 11:16:51 October 20, 2009 11:16:51

The truth (but not really) about Lindsay Lohan and Balthazar Getty (Dlisted)

Kate Bosworth: Lindsay Lohan v 2.0 (Hollywood Tuna)

The Italian Queen spreads for Maxim (Popeater)

Pretty LipGloss Zac Efron puts his hand on a girly ass (Just Jared)

No change from before: Edward Cullen looks constipated in EVERY SINGLE shot (Pop Sugar)

Shauna Sand is disgusting (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

According to John Mayer, JailBait should learn how to say f-ck off. To her father? (Cele|bitchy)

Tv girls are wrestling now? (Popoholic)

ARod touches Jeter’s ass (Towleroad)

Sapphic Dita (The Superficial)

The world is full of TV girls…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 10:21:36 October 20, 2009 10:21:36

With grand delusions. And they all believe they belong in film. Where does “TV Girl” come from? My snotty bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. When Brad Pitt started dating Jennifer Aniston, she famously referred to her as “that TV girl”. And while television in recent times has provided fertile creative ground and arguably presented more challenging roles for women in entertainment, reflecting a greater diversity and range, still in Hollywood that hierarchy remains. Full Story

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Replacing Avril

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 09:12:26 October 20, 2009 09:12:26

It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story

Holding hands, living in the light

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 08:34:09 October 20, 2009 08:34:09

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily. LeAnn fronted in the car like she didn’t want to be photographed but whatever… They knew. Full Story

Canada Post for Mental Health

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 08:27:00 October 20, 2009 08:27:00

Jacek loves Shaki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 08:11:28 October 20, 2009 08:11:28

We were watching Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was mesmerised. Not the dick-in-his-hand pervy kind of mesmerised but genuine appreciation. Like, at one point he said, this is a good song. And he meant it. Of course the, um, flexibility is a factor. But it’s more than that. Shakira is incredibly endearing. Full Story

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3 cracked out blondes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 07:59:39 October 20, 2009 07:59:39

Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story

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Robosheer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 07:17:50 October 20, 2009 07:17:50

Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet for some “safe” press and mundane questions like: How great is it that you’re a mom!?!? Isn’t it so great that you love your family? Being a strong woman is so great, isn’t it? Great! I’m telling you. Full Story

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