Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Shia LaBeouf completed the Los Angeles Marathon on Sunday in around 4 hours 30 minutes. It’s not the fastest time ever but he did it. And he smokes so much. I’m training for a half marathon in a couple of months and I worry I will suck.  Read Full Intro

Kristen Stewart, Beverly Hills…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 16:13:00 March 23, 2010 16:13:00

She’s the star of a major Hollywood franchise, and she’s only 19, and she has her pick of scripts, critically and commercially acclaimed, able to jump from high profile to independent feature naturally, and called one of the most promising stars among her peers…so yes, of course, Kristen Stewart is rich, has access, and is looking buy. Full Story

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The perfect marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 13:20:39 March 23, 2010 13:20:39

Lindsay Lohan + Ed Hardy. Right? At this point… definitely. We walked to Fashion Show Mall in Vegas the other day because I was hunting for my Elizabeth & James jacket at Nordstrom which I eventually ended up finding at Neiman Marcus and didn’t end up buying because they’re totally out of my size in store and online and F---------CK is all I have to say about that but on the way there we walked through Treasure Island, which they now call T. Full Story

Sit DOWN Zeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 11:20:31 March 23, 2010 11:20:31

Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep. Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Full Story

Talk show boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 10:28:12 March 23, 2010 10:28:12

Tina Fey, in addition to all her other jobs, is also busy promoting Date Night. Last night she stopped by Letterman. You’ve seen the Letterman arrivals. They’re always in their tight dresses and high heels. In the rain however, Tina Fey has no time for that. Yellow wellies, very practical. Full Story

Emma’s new hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 09:47:00 March 23, 2010 09:47:00

She had it cut several weeks ago and we haven’t given it its proper due. Looks amazing. Love her so much. Emma Thompson is currently making promotional rounds promoting Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, due for release in the UK this weekend, not due for release in North America until late August. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 09:24:34 March 23, 2010 09:24:34

Stop suggesting Keanu for Sandy B. He’s not a sh-t but he has his own problems (The Superficial)

By her chicken fried standards, this actually isn’t so bad (Dlisted)

America Ferrera talks about her body (Popeater)

Yeah Audrina actually wore this to a marathon (Hollywood Tuna)

This is dressed down for Posh (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler going around in circles (Pop Sugar)

Is Audrina in a tit-off with Heidi? Hers are getting bigger too… (The Blemish)

The worst part is that people, civilians, actually showed up for this to support her. WtF? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This girl has been linked to everyone and I still don’t know who she is. Or care. (Popoholic)

Please. Maggie >>>>>>>>>>>> Mischa! (Go Fug Yourself)

Janet is ageless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 08:57:59 March 23, 2010 08:57:59

She really is. You bitches will probably say it’s because of the plastic surgery and yeah sure, she’s had a lot of work done but still... there’s a skin amazingness here that can’t be bought. Just take a look at Katherine Jackson. Mrs Jackson is about to turn 80 and doesn’t look a day over 70. Full Story

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Celebrate the BC hairtherapy re-launch in NYC!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 08:49:53 March 23, 2010 08:49:53

Please be Portman and not Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 07:34:00 March 23, 2010 07:34:00

As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed until release. Full Story

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Brad Pitt at Kick-Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 07:03:49 March 23, 2010 07:03:49

Well he put his money into it...which means he needs to support it. And it doesn’t seem like he’ll be able to travel back to North America as Kick-Ass approaches its release date stateside so he made the quick trip from Venice to London for the UK premiere last night. Check out a beat down looking Brad Pitt with that beard you hate so much doing his duty for what will hopefully be a massive hit. Full Story

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