Wedges and Hard Nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 11:00:20 July 30, 2009 11:00:20

Jennifer Aniston loves wearing wedges. She wears them in EVERY movie. Victoria Beckham would disagree. Posh thinks wedges make your legs look stumpy and shorter. Jen’s legs look fine here on set in New York. More than fine. But while Jen and Posh might disagree on wedges, they do agree wholeheartedly on nipples. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:43:57 July 30, 2009 10:43:57

Chicken Fried f-ckery: it looks like there’s a body sticking of the trunk! (Dlisted)

Shia-hards compete for the crazy awards (The Superficial)

George Clooney’s new piece apparently never leaves the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

How to get Leo DiCaprio to buy you a drink (Just Jared)

This child is trying to kill me with her gorgessity (Pop Sugar)

SnapFace’s new movie. And I actually want to see it (INO)

Madonna’s body dysmorphic disorder? (Cele|bitchy)

More proof that Avril Lavigne’s marriage is over (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hilary Duff drastically photoshopped? (Popoholic)

Sex & the City wants footballers! (Kickette)

Open back Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:21:38 July 30, 2009 10:21:38

Rihanna went out for dinner last night in New York dressed rather conservatively…for her. Love her style so much. But this not a style post, or a smut post. This is a breast post. She does not have small breasts. They’re decent sized. And they’re not drooping. So is she wearing a bra? What bra? A halter? But you’d still see the back, non? Or those sticky ones? I don’t believe in those sticky ones. Full Story

Will George bring his new piece to TIFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:00:13 July 30, 2009 10:00:13

Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian. And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto at a special presentation. Full Story

The GMD’s next ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 09:06:00 July 30, 2009 09:06:00

No secret, Judd Apatow is hot. Everyone wants to work with him after a hot streak of success at the box office over the last 3 years. His latest release Funny People features an all-star cast led by Adam Sandler who is said to deliver his most affecting performance since Punch Drunk Love. Yeah, so, um, Eminem makes a cameo in the movie. Full Story

Whip It TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 08:22:39 July 30, 2009 08:22:39

Several new titles were added to the Toronto International Film Festival schedule this week including Dorian Gray with Ben Barnes (yum), and the Private Lives of Pippa Lee so Keanu Reeves could come home. There’s also a Coen Brother’s film and yet another Colin Farrell film Triage which means Colin would be in town to support two projects this festival, keeping him in Toronto longer? Michelle already sent an email to me and Duana wondering if we’ll be throwing down at an afterparty somewhere. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles K-Y Intense: Hometown hot-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 08:11:17 July 30, 2009 08:11:17

Ryan Reynolds and Joshua Jackson are both from Vancouver. They hung out in the same neighbourhood. They started out in TV. Now one’s a preening buffoon married to a “smart girl in a bimbo’s body” or so she keeps trying to argue, and the other gets better and better, is all of a sudden a man fashion plate, and has returned home to shoot a cult hit show, humble and gracious, and totally in love with a European beauty. Full Story

Rachelle Lefevre vs Summit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 08:01:00 July 30, 2009 08:01:00

Twi-Hards were in distress yesterday, not over Robert Pattinson for a change, but because Rachelle Lefevre was coldheartedly booted out of the saga and replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard. Poor Bryce. You know how crazy those losers can get. Hopefully they won’t hate on her too hard. It’s not her fault. Full Story

GOOPy’s summer book list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 07:24:07 July 30, 2009 07:24:07

No chicken, no video, but books! GOOPy’s back to books! And it’s not a bad list either. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow solicited reading recommendations from her well connected friends – when she casually throws down their credentials it’s better than namedropping – in preparation for what she calls some holiday time in August. Full Story

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July 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 07:08:38 July 30, 2009 07:08:38

For Amalia – Happy Birthday tomorrow and I’m sorry to hear about your heart so by request, here’s your man Justin Timberlake without “the horse” as you call her. Try to have a great weekend. Celebrate being 20! With many, MANY boys ahead!  Full Story

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Want to look good naked?

Those of you in the UK are well familiar with the show…and it’s coming to Canada! How To Look Good Naked encourages women to embrace their curves, their lives, and learn how to best show off their figures – without surgery. And … unlike so much of the f-ckery on television these days, it’s not for 20 year olds.

How To Look Good Naked will air on the W Network and is currently casting, on the hunt for real Canadian women aged 25 – 60. Interested? Click here first for all the details including application guidelines. Can’t wait to see you take your clothes off!

Wednesday – will be blogging all day. Easy Twi-Hards, we’ll get to the casting shakeup in a bit. Scroll down if you missed the articles yesterday on kinky George Clooney and Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nicole Richie was not in the limo.

PPS. At the eTalk photo shoot on Saturday we tried out a fake bob, tucked all my hair underneath with pins. Loved it at the time, in real life the way it moved around, but hate it in the stills. HATE. Jacek isn’t down with it either. Thoughts? What’s up Traci Melchor!!!