And it’s a good thing! Not sure why she insisted on being a blonde for so long. Didn’t work for her at all. And aged her even more than usual. But it looks like Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has taken it back to red. Seen here last night in New York with Keith Urban after a performance of God of Carnage, Gran is fresh and bright and . Full Story
Twi-hard hate mail has not changed in quantity, but it’s all about the quality. There is an art to hate mail. And lately their crazy just hasn’t been all that creative.
Lola B on the other hand, well Lola B sent in a gem yesterday. I have left her message intact for you to properly enjoy. You will particularly appreciate her ability to turn a one syllable word into five.
i dispised how much you say you love canada and sh-t like that then you give little greetings to the americans? welcome bck from your long weekend? WHAT THE F-CK IS THAT??? you have no loyalty to canada. if you could you would camp in Brad Pitt's ass and call yourself 100% american. I am canadian and i though you were canadian too. but no you are american, your gossip is american and your site is american. DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
On that note, it’s Wednesday, am online all day and posted late yesterday so scroll down to get caught up.
Yours in gossip,
It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED THREE TODAY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember when she was born? Baby Jesus had to go into hiding. Full Story
A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out and about in NYC. And some loin explosion was delivered courtesy the New York Post just this morning: Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig to star on Broadway together Full Story
Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment sure to be interpreted as something more. Full Story
Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’s articulate. Full Story
Brange takes a backseat to losers (Dlisted)
OK Jeter…just propose! (Hollywood Tuna)
Cammie D in a green bikini! (The Superficial)
Mandy Moore wearing a Carrie Underwood discard (Just Jared)
George Clooney after sushi (Pop Sugar)
Old school Charlize Theron (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
She must wipe herself constantly (INO)
Where Lilo gets her Single White Female gene (Holy Moly)
Boring & Boring can’t stop kissing (E! Online)
Poor Man’s Jolie tries hard again (ASL)
It’s Robert Pattinson. In Italy. Shirtless. Didn’t I tell you he’d been working out hard? And it paid off. Young Robert has quite the body. And an ass crack! Shooting the big reunion scene today. As you can see Kristen Stewart runs across to rescue him and they hold each other. 10 car pile up on the freeway today, guaranteed. Full Story
Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story