JailBait Batgirl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 07:05:57 July 29, 2009 07:05:57

As Gary Oldman revealed at Comic-Con, the brilliant Christopher Nolan will direct a third Batman with Christian Bale as the Dark Knight, and rumour has it JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl so badly she dressed in character for an impromptu audition, not unlike that crazy bitch Sean Young back in the day with Catwoman, and supposedly “stunned Warner executives” when she started hopping around the room adlibbing self written dialogue… …the f-ck? Most people think it’s a bullsh-t story. Full Story

Brad parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 07:01:58 July 29, 2009 07:01:58

Brad Pitt was in Berlin for the Inglourious Basterds premiere yesterday – an important one since the movie was filmed there. Brad arrived in the morning, wore a white tshirt, a cap, and khakis to the photo call, then the red carpet in a well fitted grey suit, with shades, took off his jacket at the afterparty where he threw back a few beer with this castmates before taking off this morning in the same white shirt and cap and khakis again hopping on a private jet presumably headed home. Full Story

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July 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 06:50:07 July 29, 2009 06:50:07

Much love and sympathy to Kim C and Jonathan Y and the Vancouver arts community coping with the loss of Azra, Fergus, and Phoebe. From Ksenia  Full Story

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Jesus is following Madonna all over Europe while she tours, seen here arriving in Spain carrying her bags and sightseeing with Lourdes in Madrid. She’s making headlines again today as old love letters she wrote to an exboyfriend are being auctioned off and the British press was all over her this weekend as these photos emerged of Madge more ripped than ever, frighteningly so, and not at all attractive.

My friend Iain, who is a well known Madonna expert, and I were discussing this over email yesterday. It’s been ages since she’s done something everyone can stand behind. Which is why we are all celebrating CELEBRATION. September 28th can’t come soon enough. And I LOVE the cover. Loved the short hair tight curled Madonna.

Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often and scroll down for what you missed late yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Bro Massage is not Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau.

Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com

U2 for his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 15:39:18 July 28, 2009 15:39:18

Jonathan Rhys Meyers celebrated his 32nd birthday yesterday at the U2 show in Dublin almost a month after he was arrested in Paris for pulling a Kiefer Sutherland style drunken rage on a waiter in an airport bar. He’ll appear in court in September. JRM has been f-cked up now for over 2 years but is said to be working hard at sobriety and indeed, he does look much healthier here, with a little extra weight, and a lot less crazy in the eyes. Full Story

Ride with George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 15:21:00 July 28, 2009 15:21:00

It’s been widely blogged today – George Clooney’s summer fling is an Italian babe called Elisabetta Canalis. She has a hot body, is olive-skinned and oozes sex, and was spotted on his ride yesterday in Milan. I was about to write that she was behind him on his ride, which got me to thinking that he likes it from behind, and then up popped that visual about him from behind and the necktie… do you know that story? A couple of years ago, Holy Moly Full Story

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Doesn’t he look so sorry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 13:42:43 July 28, 2009 13:42:43

Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face and threatened to kill her, has done nothing in the way of countering violence against women, will not have to go to prison, sits courtside at basketball games, continues to make money, released a half ass, over-rehearsed lame dick apology on YouTube, and gets played at weddings by 10 million people… If I were him I’d be smiling too! I’d be smiling next to two FEMALE police officers – click here Full Story

Sulky Bitch bails and goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 11:20:53 July 28, 2009 11:20:53

Both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to be at Comic-Con. She for Iron Man 2 and he as the newly minted Green Lantern to be paraded around for the comic faithful in advance of production. Comes with the superhero gig. According to Fox411 Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 11:14:12 July 28, 2009 11:14:12

This is how Pippy Justin Timberlake fights (Dlisted)

Many shots of George Clooney’s new piece on the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

If she has friends, why didn’t they tell her about her maybe gaybe? (Just Jared)

My Marion and Guillaume on holiday! (Pop Sugar)

I can’t stop looking at it. What do you think it feels like? (The Superficial)

Brody and her Butterface (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

There was NO OTHER SONG??? Ugh. People suck. (PopEater)

Another teen twat who can’t date her age (INO)

Why is Spidey’s family so hard up? (The Blemish)

Ashley Greene posing REALLY hard (Popoholic)

Meryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 10:00:44 July 28, 2009 10:00:44

That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & Julia in which she plays Julia Child, with the accent and the quirky mannerisms, a third summer in a row that she’s featured at the box office, and that’s Meryl Streep – just turned 60 and, as she’s said recently, suddenly a box office draw. Full Story

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Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 09:24:18 July 28, 2009 09:24:18

She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her pipes. Full Story