Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 11:09:40 December 7, 2009 11:09:40

Tiger Woods: cheap food and girls with perms (Dlisted)

Country Bitch looks good in a bikini (The Superficial)

Leighton in leather and she pulls a Lambert (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt hops on vampire trend (Just Jared)

So many Chicken Fried rings and Daddy didn’t give her grits for her bday (Pop Sugar)

Katy Perry must be GOOD. Because Russell Brand has found The One (INO)

Now THIS is an appropriate response from a publicist (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga reindeer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JailBait fake’n’bake (ASL)

Favourite celebrity of the year? Twi-Hards will be crashing this party (Popeater)

RDJ on the set of Due Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 09:00:10 December 7, 2009 09:00:10

This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to his wife, who is in labour, and he’s forced to endure a road trip with Zach Galifianikis. Full Story

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Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 07:38:04 December 7, 2009 07:38:04

Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. Full Story

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20/20 promotes Chris Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 07:21:33 December 7, 2009 07:21:33

This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face as they played back Rihanna’s candid segment with Diane Sawyer. Full Story

The GMD’s Spanish family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 06:43:16 December 7, 2009 06:43:16

Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story

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December 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 06:25:53 December 7, 2009 06:25:53

Happy Birthday Gloria M from your dear high school friend Lori S who says you are “the most fabulous person I know… style and fine taste, informed and opinionated with devastating wit”. Enjoy Capetown. Also… For all you Montreal Canadiens fans who requested it... He’s Hollywood’s #1 Habs fan. Full Story

Friday, December 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The National Board of Review named Up in the Air the Best Film of 2009 yesterday and also released its Top 10 films of the year as follows in alphabetical order: An Education, (500) Days of Summer, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Invictus, The Messenger, A Serious Man, Star Trek, Up, and Where The Wild Things Are.  Read Full Intro

Glee Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 14:43:00 December 4, 2009 14:43:00

Not to sound dramatic, ok I totally sound dramatic, but it’s taken me two days to get over this week’s episode of Glee because it was all highs and lows and self hugs. Like that scene in the kitchen? The moment that Mr Schue realises he’s been betrayed? Oh hookers, that was hard. So hard. Full Story

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Drizzy > Breezy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 13:32:24 December 4, 2009 13:32:24

Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown of Rihanna. Drake however is the Canadian breakout artist and Degrassi alumnus who worked with everyone from Kanye to Jay-Z to Lykke Li this year and who just earned two Grammy nominations this week for Best Rap Solo Performance and Best Rap Song and… Is rumoured to have been the first to date RiRi after Breezy. Full Story