JLo & Football

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 07:00:56 October 13, 2009 07:00:56

It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, like, 3 games. Anyway, it was a close game. Full Story

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October 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 06:47:31 October 13, 2009 06:47:31

This is for Isabel who is quitting smoking cold turkey and needs some Bradley Cooper. Here he is yesterday at LAX returning to Vancouver after a few days off for Thanksgiving. Interestingly enough Renee Z has been in New York and they did not spend time together during his brief break. Does that help with the cravings? Photos from INFphoto.com Full Story

Monday, October 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It would have been a cool move if she’d left it as it was – an abrupt departure from Twitter. Period.

But of course, JailBait Miley Cyrus is not cool. And so her departure from Twitter, for the sake of her privacy, was complemented on Friday by the release of a YouTube video to EXPLAIN and DEFEND her Twitter exodus. Famewhores always have to have the last word.

Sooner or later it will be back. Because Famewhores also can’t stay away.

Another weekend, another guest on SNL, and another guest boyfriend on SNL. SO original. So disappointing too. That Drew Barrymore’s episode totally sucked. Just as hard as Megan Fox’s. You’d think, it being her fifth time and all, which constitutes a record for women, that the writers they would have brought some game to the table, non? Not that I don’t love Kristen Wiig, but Gilly is her worst character. And if Gilly is the opening sketch, it’s trouble the rest of the way. Kristen deserved better.

Gerard Butler’s turn is next week. 90 minutes of Spittle on Saturday Night spraying the front row. Actually, I can’t wait.

It’s Thanksgiving in Canada. Happy Thanksgiving!

Am blogging all day with a brief 10km interruption for the Turkey Trot and then back to business as usual. Have 2 blisters. Am worried.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Hockey & LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 13:13:06 October 12, 2009 13:13:06

Was at my first Canucks game of the season last night. Yeah, you’re right. The season started almost 2 weeks ago. But this is how it is in my house: We are Vancouver Canucks season ticket holders. Jacek has ordered NHL Centre Ice. Jacek has ordered NHL Game Centre Live. Every night he has several games on the tv and several games streaming across our 2 laptops AND he will likely order every Pay-Per-View Canucks game this year. Full Story

Two lights in the dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 11:08:34 October 12, 2009 11:08:34

Remember when Carrie Bradshaw, who writes a SEX COLUMN, refused to talk about her sex life with her 3 closest friends in the Sex & the City Movie? Yeah, I rag on that sh-t a lot. Because it was sh-t. And the 2nd one will be sh-t too. Except for Samantha Jones. And… Smith Jerrod? Jason Lewis appeared on set in New York today looking REALLY good. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 10:43:32 October 12, 2009 10:43:32

For real. This needs to be STOPPED (Dlisted)

Magnificent! (Hollywood Tuna)

SICK body. Totally demoralising after Thanksgiving (The Superficial)

Oh bummer. He’s depressed. (Popeater)

It’s not just Ryan Gosling. His bandmate is really hot too. (Just Jared)

I will gush over little Harlow (Pop Sugar)

Creating a crotch moment (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I need to read her book. Because this has been my lifelong problem (INO)

Thanksgiving jizz for Twi-Hards. And why are they dressing Edward Cullen like a banker douche? (ASL)

Scabby flashes her scab (Splash Blog)

Muzzling WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 08:42:12 October 12, 2009 08:42:12

Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless to say, Kate has suddenly become rather popular within the organisation. Full Story

Jesus > Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 07:08:41 October 12, 2009 07:08:41

The GMD's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly however, if The Daily Mail Full Story

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Xavier’s expansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 06:58:13 October 12, 2009 06:58:13

Twilight’s newest breakout star Xavier Samuel shopped alone in Yaletown yesterday. As reported last week, Xavier just filmed what’s slated to be the opening scene in Twilight Eclipse – a major coup considering his character in the book barely gets any airtime. Hollywood’s treatment and subsequent improvement of the source material however, adding tension and real drama and expanded role for Xavier, was perhaps inspired by his talent and potential. Full Story