Morning Kings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 09:58:38 July 31, 2009 09:58:38

Sigh. They’re so big now. Big enough to be on The Today Show. And this is great for them. After so many years of being recognised overseas and totally neglected here, this is so great for them. But Kings of Leon on morning tv feels a little…gross? Maybe it’s just me. Am seeing them for the first time in Vancouver August 16th. Full Story

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Nikki Reed’s death wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 09:40:14 July 31, 2009 09:40:14

Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. Full Story

Ryan singled out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:36:55 July 31, 2009 08:36:55

Thanks to all of you who sent this in – the New York Times posted an article yesterday about the house in the movie The Proposal starring Sandra Bullock. The family that owns the house was profiled because, for 3 weeks, the cast and crew took over their property. Very interesting read, definitely some insight into moviemaking. Full Story

Whitewashed for Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:23:15 July 31, 2009 08:23:15

I posted this article yesterday about George Clooney’s new Italian piece and a clip that a reader called Claudia sent me that allegedly shows Elisabetta getting, um, a fellatio facial. Full Story

Eminem has pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:33:41 July 31, 2009 07:33:41

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story

The better Ryan on a bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:18:51 July 31, 2009 07:18:51

Ryan Reynolds rides a bike too. But Ryan Reynolds is a dick. And Ryan Gosling is most certainly not. Gosling was at Bardot last night. Was stopped by fans on his way out and happily obliged for autographs and photos. Was also briefly threatened by some crazy person who – what is it with these people??? – desperately needed a hug. Full Story

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July 31, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:08:00 July 31, 2009 07:08:00

Happy 32nd Birthday Megan J! Congratulations on your first condo and the trip through Europe and here’s a little J McAvoy to get your weekend off right! To Renee – Happy Birthday! Of course I don’t hold it against you that Robert Pattinson is your Johnny. Because of this line in your email “Lainey, he’s my Johnny…only that Johnny can act”. Full Story

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Mel Gibson took his mail order baby mother to a club opening in Hollywood last night. Some tabloid wanted photos of the couple, he objected, and when the intrepid reporter kept trying, Mel went on the attack, ripping the man’s shirt open. Needless to say, the man presented himself at the police station 5 minutes later to file a battery report.

Crazy bastard.

Remember when Mel Gibson was a sexy beast and not a racist, violent, bible thumping middle aged philanderer?

Click here for more on Mel’s latest rage.

As for the Rachelle Lefevre vs Summit situation – I tweeted about it yesterday. Visit my Twitter here and will write a lengthier post about it as soon as possible. We must GOOP first.

Thursday – am blogging all day. Check back often. Don’t forget to scroll down for missed late day posts!

Yours in gossip,


More for Amalia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 16:00:54 July 30, 2009 16:00:54

Amalia’s shout out today included Justin Timberlake. What was requested was actually both Justin Timberlake and Taylor Lautner shirtless. At the time I had none for Taylor Lautner. But someone must really want Amalia’s heart to heal. Because here’s Taylor on the set of his new movie shooting track & field scenes. Full Story

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Double girlcrush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 15:28:00 July 30, 2009 15:28:00

I love technology. I’m writing this in the car, on the sea to sky highway from Vancouver to Whistler, with my Rogers rocket stick, on my laptop posting to my blog. Dean and I talked about this a while ago. Some people say I wish I lived in this era, or back in that era, but Dean and I love living right now. Full Story

Seth Rogen calls out Princess AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 13:46:35 July 30, 2009 13:46:35

Love him. Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow are currently promoting Funny People. Seth was on Howard Stern this morning and was asked about working with Katherine Heigl. Let’s backtrack because I received an email today from Natasha W who told me I was too harsh for calling Heigl a bitch and for laughing about putting her face on a piñata at Lara’s stag last weekend and punting over the balcony. Full Story