Taylor Momsen celebrated her 16th birthday yesterday by performing with her band Pretty Reckless in New York. As you can see, she looks 16 the way Miley Cyrus does. And the way Ali Lohan does. In other words, 35 and plucked. Awesome. Taylor is also celebrating her Teen Vogue cover and an interview that serves to convince us of her maturity and artistry. Full Story
You know who’s under the squirrel? It’s Johnny Depp. Crazy f-cking bitch. Love him SO MUCH. Johnny was at Comic-Con and a brief appearance at the Alice in Wonderland panel to support Tim Burton. Then he decided to enjoy the rest of the convention incognito, hidden under the plush, roaming around undisturbed, except that his badge read JOHNNY DEPP. Full Story
As Gary Oldman revealed at Comic-Con, the brilliant Christopher Nolan will direct a third Batman with Christian Bale as the Dark Knight, and rumour has it JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl so badly she dressed in character for an impromptu audition, not unlike that crazy bitch Sean Young back in the day with Catwoman, and supposedly “stunned Warner executives” when she started hopping around the room adlibbing self written dialogue… …the f-ck? Most people think it’s a bullsh-t story. Full Story
Brad Pitt was in Berlin for the Inglourious Basterds premiere yesterday – an important one since the movie was filmed there. Brad arrived in the morning, wore a white tshirt, a cap, and khakis to the photo call, then the red carpet in a well fitted grey suit, with shades, took off his jacket at the afterparty where he threw back a few beer with this castmates before taking off this morning in the same white shirt and cap and khakis again hopping on a private jet presumably headed home. Full Story
Much love and sympathy to Kim C and Jonathan Y and the Vancouver arts community coping with the loss of Azra, Fergus, and Phoebe. From Ksenia Full Story
Jesus is following Madonna all over Europe while she tours, seen here arriving in Spain carrying her bags and sightseeing with Lourdes in Madrid. She’s making headlines again today as old love letters she wrote to an exboyfriend are being auctioned off and the British press was all over her this weekend as these photos emerged of Madge more ripped than ever, frighteningly so, and not at all attractive.
My friend Iain, who is a well known Madonna expert, and I were discussing this over email yesterday. It’s been ages since she’s done something everyone can stand behind. Which is why we are all celebrating CELEBRATION. September 28th can’t come soon enough. And I LOVE the cover. Loved the short hair tight curled Madonna.
Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often and scroll down for what you missed late yesterday.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Bro Massage is not Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau.
Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com
Jonathan Rhys Meyers celebrated his 32nd birthday yesterday at the U2 show in Dublin almost a month after he was arrested in Paris for pulling a Kiefer Sutherland style drunken rage on a waiter in an airport bar. He’ll appear in court in September. JRM has been f-cked up now for over 2 years but is said to be working hard at sobriety and indeed, he does look much healthier here, with a little extra weight, and a lot less crazy in the eyes. Full Story
It’s been widely blogged today – George Clooney’s summer fling is an Italian babe called Elisabetta Canalis. She has a hot body, is olive-skinned and oozes sex, and was spotted on his ride yesterday in Milan. I was about to write that she was behind him on his ride, which got me to thinking that he likes it from behind, and then up popped that visual about him from behind and the necktie… do you know that story? A couple of years ago, Holy Moly Full Story
Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face and threatened to kill her, has done nothing in the way of countering violence against women, will not have to go to prison, sits courtside at basketball games, continues to make money, released a half ass, over-rehearsed lame dick apology on YouTube, and gets played at weddings by 10 million people… If I were him I’d be smiling too! I’d be smiling next to two FEMALE police officers – click here Full Story
This is how Pippy Justin Timberlake fights (Dlisted)
Many shots of George Clooney’s new piece on the beach (Hollywood Tuna)
If she has friends, why didn’t they tell her about her maybe gaybe? (Just Jared)
My Marion and Guillaume on holiday! (Pop Sugar)
I can’t stop looking at it. What do you think it feels like? (The Superficial)
Brody and her Butterface (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
There was NO OTHER SONG??? Ugh. People suck. (PopEater)
Another teen twat who can’t date her age (INO)
Why is Spidey’s family so hard up? (The Blemish)
Ashley Greene posing REALLY hard (Popoholic)