George Clooney and the Queen of Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 16:58:00 September 8, 2009 16:58:00

If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned his 3rd post of the day. As predicted, George Clooney did walk the carpet with Elisabetta Canalis who, so far, has much better style than her predecessor Sarah Larson. Full Story

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One Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 14:10:28 September 8, 2009 14:10:28

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

She hasn’t met Michael Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 13:31:27 September 8, 2009 13:31:27

Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: GET UP CLOSE with Alan W!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 13:17:16 September 8, 2009 13:17:16

Thank you so much to all of you for your submissions to the TIFF BFF contest sponsored by P&G BEAUTY. Loved reading them all! We were very very appreciative of your enthusiasm for this idea. As such, there will be more opportunities for more events and, of course, prizes. Honourable mentions go to Bella from KStew411 Full Story

Oprah & Anna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 12:12:27 September 8, 2009 12:12:27

The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as always, Anna Wintour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 11:15:00 September 8, 2009 11:15:00

This > Heidi Hills Twat. Any. Time. (Dlisted)

Aphrodite is still mighty (Hollywood Tuna)

When Charlize Theron has a sense of humour (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab in yellow (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried actually sang? (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart disappoints Twi-Hards by not grinding on Robert Pattinson in public last night (ASL)

They’re friends again when they film (INO)

Beat your girlfriend, honour the king (Popeater)

Fresh Twi-Hard f-ckery (E! Online)

Milla’s body… damn (The Superficial)

Staring at The Men Who Stare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 09:41:00 September 8, 2009 09:41:00

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

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Spons’d Tingles: W Experts on W Network Reminder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 09:29:08 September 8, 2009 09:29:08

Last week I posted about W Network’s line up of shows featuring their Experts. Each focuses on improvement of different skills: home, food, bank account, self. Shows including Divine Design, Style by Jury, Eat Yourself Sexy, and Anna & Kristina’s Grocery Bag air every Monday to Thursday starting at 8:30pm E/P on W Network. Full Story

Heeled feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 08:25:00 September 8, 2009 08:25:00

TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham? Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. Full Story

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Crackhead wish list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:48:14 September 8, 2009 07:48:14

It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision of John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston and also Brad and Angelina’s African Jungle Sex. Full Story

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Granny’s Third Lip loves tennis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:10:04 September 8, 2009 07:10:04

Watching the US Open? I’ll say it off the top, we can argue about it later: I am on Team Rafa. Federer is amazing, obviously, but we like who we like. And I like Nadal much more. Also, the monogrammed everything is so lame. Second to Rafa, definitely Djokovic, and after that anyone but Andy Roddick. Full Story

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