The State of the Summer So Far

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 09:27:05 June 14, 2010 09:27:05

Written by SarahWe’re halfway through Summer Movie Season 2010. With two weeks of June releases and July left to go, it’s a good time to take the temperature of the box office so far (I don’t count August as a summer movie month, but rather consider it a limbo-time, like April, in which movies that weren’t expected to stand up among the strong competition of May-July are sent to play in a softer sandbox). Full Story

Scarlett & Ryan: the new power couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 08:36:22 June 14, 2010 08:36:22
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A Tony Award isn’t a People’s Choice Award. A Tony Award is a big deal. And now Scarlett Johansson has been confirmed as a Tony Award-winning actor. She’s just 25 years old. Pretty impressive. Scarjo of course is married to Ryan Reynolds, star of the upcoming Green Lantern. We are a LONG way off from seeing The Green Lantern but The Green Lantern is already moving to a sequel. Full Story

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Manslinger groupie styles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 07:00:00 June 14, 2010 07:00:00

I first wrote about this two weeks ago – click here for a refresher. See? Kate Hudson doesn’t f-cking pine. Kate Hudson flew to Paris this weekend to support her new boyfriend Matt Bellamy, lead singer of Muse. Of course. Girls like Kate always date boys on the rise, never boys who have already crested. Full Story

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June 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 06:50:00 June 14, 2010 06:50:00

Hey Isabelle, 40 is a number not a sentence, so don't even start about how 'old' you are! Live it up, woman! C'mon, you live in Montreal for God's sake!! Anyway, have lots of G&Ts and here's a little Clive Owen for fun. I'll think of you at the Smut Soirée. Cheers, ~Sarah Sorry Sarah! I'm a mess on the road! See you on June 28th at S. Full Story

Friday, June 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that Elizabeth Taylor would not show up for work if she was on her period? And that this was WRITTEN INTO HER CONTRACTS? One day, Richard Burton’s wife Sybil, having found out about the affair, stormed the set of Cleopatra and so much sh-t went down they had to suspend shooting, costing the studio $100,000.  Read Full Intro

After the snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 14:00:13 June 11, 2010 14:00:13

No doubt, it was the very best story this week. At least to me. Salma Hayek’s snake drama, a video watched over and over and over again. Because it gets funnier and funnier every time. After crushing Maya Rudolph’s lap with her stilettos, and wailing her way into our hearts, Salma is now in Paris, spotted yesterday looking like she’s still suffering from the trauma. Full Story

Even the bears hate Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 13:34:00 June 11, 2010 13:34:00

See? I’m not the only one who finds her sugar sh-t repellent. Turns out the Rossum is annoying across different species. Even bears. Rossum attended the Wildlife Conservation Society Spring Gala in New York last night wearing, what else?, a white wedding dress and her sickly smile. NY Magazine Full Story

It’s time to bleed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 13:10:00 June 11, 2010 13:10:00

Finally. My only complaint about True Blood is that the seasons are so bloody short. Then again, if True Blood were offered on a main network, there’d be a whole new other set of problems to go with it. So we’ve waited a long time, and now the third season premieres on HBO in Canada and the USA on Sunday. Full Story

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No more trailer days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 12:04:13 June 11, 2010 12:04:13

Am currently obsessed with the movie star scene from the 60s thanks to Easy Riders, Raging Bulls and also of course Furious Love featuring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, although Warren and co were coming in as the new renegades of Hollywood after Queen Liz’s reign. Warren Beatty was the motherf-cking sh-t back in the day. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 11:52:18 June 11, 2010 11:52:18

Am just back from a shoot with the UFC’s Randy Couture who is also starring in the upcoming Expendables. So he showed me a few moves in the ring. And let me take him down. And now MY knee is throbbing. Sounds about right. Randy is really gentle and articulate and nice…and hot. I might have to get into this UFC business after all. A few more posts and then Jacek and I take off for LA where we’re experiencing an exclusive demo for Microsoft’s Project Natal. It’s kinda freakin’ me out how they can make this box work.

WHY does Megan Fox look like Michelle Bombshell McGee??? (Dlisted)

THIS. Is why she’s Gaga (The Superficial)

See, to me, her walk of shame was nothing. She should have stayed in that cab (Popeater)

Ashley Greene’s sick body. Again. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kellan Lutz tries to match Ashley Greene’s sick body. Again. (Just Jared)

Awwww… Glee on the beach! (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett & Ryan…and a baby? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Just when you thought there couldn’t be any more unflattering photos of Lindsay Lohan… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

HILARIOUS. Granny Freeze is trying to reignite the Aniston/Mayer flame (Cele|bitchy)

Gwyneth goes for the Nobel (the FAB life)