Matt in tight spandex

March 9, 2009 06:27:06 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:27:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few men, if any, can do it. Few men can quiver in spandex. Matt Damon does not quiver in spandex. I don’t care how much you love him, please don’t try convince me there’s something going on in your lady business when you look at these photos. Matt is currently in South Africa shooting The Human Factor. Full Story

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Twilight weekend in Vancouver

March 9, 2009 06:18:00 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And it begins. For those of you who’ve been begging for details… Spotted: Taylor Lautner learning to motorbike. He and Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson arrived a few days earlier than the rest of the cast for wardrobe testing and training. Taylor was then seen with his dad shopping for groceries. Full Story

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March 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 9, 2009 06:04:39 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Steff from Ellen! Finishing your MBA while raising 2 children AND still current on gossip – am impressed! “No nanny” Jennifer Lopez would have been hospitalised with “exhaustion” by now. And for Allison L the “Chem Ho”. Thank you for the grace and humour you’ve shown throughout your battle with breast cancer. Full Story

Friday, March 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all you GOOP subscribers who sent me the edited version of her newsletter yesterday that switched “I’m a lucky motherf-cker” to “lucky f-cking invitation”. Lucky motherf-cker is still used on the website version so obviously the change was made to accommodate …the MiniVan? Ugh. Hate when my Gwynnie bends over to avoid the tut-tuts. Then again, criticise her all you want, she went out for dinner with Christiane Amanpour the other night because kowtow or not, she’s better than you. Yes, haters. My G is friends with Christiane Amanpour. Bet you Christiane Amanpour doesn’t mind the motherf-cker.

Late day post yesterday re: Brad Pitt causing a meltdown in Washington. Scroll down to get caught up.

It’s finally Friday. Blogging all day in between naps because my husband gave me the worst cold ever. Am now one giant germ attached to a plastic bag that holds all my snotty tissue rags. Motherf-cker!

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.

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Miss Zahara goes to Washington

March 6, 2009 18:18:58 Posted at March 6, 2009 18:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look at those people standing around taking pictures. Full Story

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Filthy Scab for Westwood

March 6, 2009 13:58:00 Posted at March 6, 2009 13:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: Nudity Vivienne Westwood showed in Paris today and sent the Filthy Scab down her runway in her clothing. Apparently during rehearsal Scabby was wearing a loose t-shirt with no bra and her tit popped out. Shocking. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending how you see it, Vivienne’s clothes did not offer such opportunity and this is why Scabs is as covered up as you’ve seen her, maybe ever. Full Story

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Wild animals > Sienna Miller

March 6, 2009 11:40:54 Posted at March 6, 2009 11:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s customary on talk shows that the most high profile, more popular guests appear first, followed by the less famous people, and then the performer. Last night I noticed on the listings that Sienna Miller was scheduled for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I PVR’d on timeshift and watched just before bedtime. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 6, 2009 10:53:00 Posted at March 6, 2009 10:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mickey Rourke: not much worse than Ed Hardy (Dlisted)

Tacky bikini back (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s healthy…because she drinks tea and smokes cigarettes. Dumbass (Just Jared)

Adrian Grenier…and Tom Brady? (Pop Sugar)

Don’t f-ck with Michelle Rodriguez (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fake Rob still brings the crazy (INO)

Nicole Richie vs Tila Tequila! (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Hotlanta! (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse has clear skin??? (Mirror UK / Zoe)

Old & Rich

March 6, 2009 09:32:14 Posted at March 6, 2009 09:32:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

LipGloss grows Vampire hair

March 6, 2009 08:04:39 Posted at March 6, 2009 08:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They made a big deal over Robert Pattinson’s hair during Twilight promo. Zac Efron was so jealous. Now he appears to be growing his and was seen flinging it around yesterday leaving his house. Oh Lippy, you so pretty. Very pretty in Elle Magazine this month promoting 17 Again. He plays the 17 year old version of Matthew Perry and shenanigans ensue. Full Story