May 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 26, 2009 06:34:00 Posted at May 26, 2009 06:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma, congratulations on your new fashion blog,, all about the pretty stuff you find while spending far too much time shopping on the internet—it is fabulous and fun, just like you! Love Miriam. Congratulations Karen on your wedding this weekend in Vermont! Wishing you so many laughs, only happy tears, wonderful weather, and so much love…with your bestie Jennifer by your side always. Full Story

Monday, May 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am back from Cannes. It’s great to be home. But then sometimes I get the Grey Goose shakes and I remember what a crazy week it was.

My inbox was crushed on Friday during travel. Twi-hards were beside themselves over a Life & Style report about Robert Pattinson hooking up. Scroll down or click here to review the full report. Pattinson was totally sold out. And by a peer too.

Also … the Brange video from Les Marches. Have you watched it yet? See below. The way Brad Pitt works a carpet – oh la.

It’s Monday – am blogging all day, regular schedule. Check out Katie Holmes and her freakish pants.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Friday Night Lights. Season 3. On DVD. I know you want it. Includes deleted scenes and 13 more minutes from the last episode. More Riggins! More Saracen! There are 5 copies available to give away. If you’re interested, please email with FNL 3 as the title before midnight Pacific on Friday, May 29, 2009.  Standard terms apply.  And remember, there are 2 more seasons in the works. Good taste is on life support. Won’t you help it live?

French bitchfight!

May 25, 2009 11:58:01 Posted at May 25, 2009 11:58:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What would be the English speaking equivalent? Streep vs Sally Fields? Dame Judi Dench vs Dame Helen Mirren? But French. And therefore a million times more dramatic and passionate. Acclaimed actress Isabelle Huppert was the President of the Jury at Cannes this year. Her rival, acclaimed actress Isabelle Adjani, was scheduled to present yesterday at the festival conclusion …until Huppert stepped in and said no f-cking way, over my dead body. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 25, 2009 10:58:20 Posted at May 25, 2009 10:58:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By far the sexiest cheese in Cannes (Dlisted)

Canadian Scabby celebrates an American holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Shamef-ck shirtless! (Just Jared)

Anything goes in Heidi’s mouth (The Superficial)

Is it me or does Patrick Dempsey have very small feet? (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss nipshot for Topshop (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo was supposed to be Robo? (INO)

It’s 2009, Obama is President, and this is still going on… (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie borrows from a horse’s ass (ICYDK)

Kylie to marry? (ASL)

Going for 5 with Xisca by his side

May 25, 2009 09:55:03 Posted at May 25, 2009 09:55:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My cousin Cat had baby Sasha a month ago. He’s not sleeping. She’s dead tired. Hopefully some Rafa will help a little. It’s the French Open. Rafael Nadal is aiming for a 5th consecutive title at Roland Garros. By his side to support him: girlfriend Xisca. There were rumours they had split a few months ago. Full Story

More on Pattinson at amfAR

May 25, 2009 08:34:00 Posted at May 25, 2009 08:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported on Saturday – click here for the article – Robert Pattinson was sold out in Cannes by a friend of Emile Hirsch’s with claims from Life & Style that he and a beautiful blonde called Erika were all over each other at amfAR on Thursday. Full Story

Twilight Exodus

May 25, 2009 07:45:20 Posted at May 25, 2009 07:45:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Vancouver. We have our city back. For now. The rest of them left on Friday – Taylor Lautner for Los Angeles, and director Chris Weitz along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene to Italy for 4 days of filming. As you can see, Ashley walked into a garbage can thanks to the brainiac leading her to the gate. Full Story

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Chicken Fried at the wedding

May 25, 2009 06:54:26 Posted at May 25, 2009 06:54:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in the front and back, hair was straight, didn’t look budget, good makeup, and very white teeth. Full Story

Robo Gumby

May 25, 2009 06:19:30 Posted at May 25, 2009 06:19:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We all want Katie Holmes to start thinking more independently. But maybe not when it comes to her clothing. Because it’s getting worse. Please stop her from dressing herself. It’s one thing to put on something unflattering, it’s entirely another to put on something that makes you look like your legs are freakishly long. Full Story

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Heathcliff Bass

May 25, 2009 06:11:39 Posted at May 25, 2009 06:11:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A week late on the GG chat – the girls had to wait while I was out of town. Sorry about the delay. A neat little ending, non? While the identity of Gossip Girl is still not clear – am not buying it’s Georgina – and the introduction of Half Brother provides for some intrigue to look forward to, for the most part the season concluded without a cliffhanger. Full Story

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