Is she human? Or is she dancer?

May 14, 2009 14:37:00 Posted at May 14, 2009 14:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I like that her stuffed lamb has to come along everywhere. Full Story

Every Tom, Dick, and Lolita…

May 14, 2009 12:03:04 Posted at May 14, 2009 12:03:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is headed to Cannes. Check out Hayden Panettiere arriving at Nice airport today, presumably headed for the Croisette, in town to party with some rich 40 year old Euro cheese because that’s what turns her on. Hayden came from London where she spent a few day shopping and set the town abuzz after she was seen with tv host Steve Jones, age 32, right in her range. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 14, 2009 11:28:25 Posted at May 14, 2009 11:28:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Douchebag’s pick up lines (Dlisted)

Cindy Crawford has this body, still gets cheated on (Hollywood Tuna)

How Eminem is like John Mayer (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig looks rough, just the way I like him (Just Jared)

Baller Reese poses for paps (Pop Sugar)

How the hell does this bitch get the girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SnapFace’s snapface is loosening up! (INO)

Newsflash: the GMD wants more sexy time from Katie. Hahahahahahaha (Cele|bitchy)

What’s with Anna Faris and all the skin shots? (Popoholic)

Who vomited on George Clooney? (The Blemish)

Music to GOOP to

May 14, 2009 09:26:01 Posted at May 14, 2009 09:26:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s GOOP is not for preachy mommies and does not feature the kitchen! Unless the kitchen becomes the dance floor. Love dance parties. On our last night in London last fall, Duana, Michelle, and I had a dance party in our adorable room at the Charlotte St Hotel shimmying out the window every hour to sit on the roof, swinging our legs over the edge, smoking ciggies with the Fugees playing in the background. Full Story

The 80s ruined prom

May 14, 2009 08:40:24 Posted at May 14, 2009 08:40:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when she’s played by Brittany Snow? It wasn’t all Brittany Snow’s fault. Full Story

Huge empty bag

May 14, 2009 07:56:44 Posted at May 14, 2009 07:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not like I’m saying she’s not thin. Full Story

A very pretty birthday

May 14, 2009 07:33:10 Posted at May 14, 2009 07:33:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He really did look extra pretty on his birthday. Especially the close up on his face, see? Framed by his hood, mouth closed in a semi pout, Robert Pattinson quivered the loyal fans waiting outside in the rain last night as he celebrated his birthday at Glowbal in Yaletown. He did not disappoint, gamely signing autographs and posing for photos before leaving. Full Story

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Spons’d Tingles: Venus Looks – Monica Cruz

May 14, 2009 07:23:08 Posted at May 14, 2009 07:23:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Penelope Cruz has the Oscar. Some would argue her sister has the face and the legs. Monica Cruz is labelled an “actress/model/dancer”. She and Pene represent Mango. Apparently she’s been in a few movies. This week she was posing on a car in Berlin promoting her latest Jerry Cotton. As you will see, this is a girl who knows what she’s doing. Full Story

DDL and the Ladies

May 14, 2009 06:52:07 Posted at May 14, 2009 06:52:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed for Javier Bardem who dropped out due to exhaustion. Full Story

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Pity hire

May 14, 2009 06:31:59 Posted at May 14, 2009 06:31:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A job. A real acting job. Hollywood is all about 5th chances. And this is Lindsay’s – confirmed to star in an indie comedy about a grad student doing research on a remote island and the characters she encounters along the way costarring Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi, and Dave Matthews. Full Story

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I resent the fact that I’m being forced to know about these Jon and Kate 8 baby people because almost every tabloid insists on putting these two famewhores on the cover. Apparently they’ve run out of Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie pregnancy/breakup/adoption/cheating/voodoo/brother lover/threeway with Jennifer Aniston stories. What? Impossible!

Am not blogging about the crazy octo-parents. Why? Because civilians are not celebrities. Also...too many babies. Don’t like babies to begin with, especially not 8 of them. Ugh.

Wednesday – home from Vegas, blogging all day. Scroll down for late posts from yesterday afternoon including... Harry on location!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Venus Embrace look book updated tomorrow! Click here to catch up if you haven’t checked out the previous looks.