Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 11:25:16 December 22, 2009 11:25:16

Here’s what every Ed Hardy douche will be doing on New Year’s Eve (Dlisted)

Really. Is that the best way to promote healthy eating??? (The Superficial)

Of course it’s big. It’s for a Country Bitch (Popeater)

Kate Beckinsale goes shopping in white heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Manslinger and family in Aspen (Pop Sugar)

I loved it in the 80s. And I love it Jay-Z styles, especially this video (Just Jared)

Chris Pine’s new piece is a slight improvement on Audrina? (Popoholic)

Get a Gap sweater for Tom Cruise (Towleroad)

Lilo in a bathing suit reading a Newsweek. Some dumbass photo shoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Fug Girls don’t like the “opposite chaps”. But I really, really do! You? (Go Fug Yourself)

2 movie stars in a trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 09:18:34 December 22, 2009 09:18:34

As you know, the GMD and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of all time, I enjoy watching movie stars in movies. REAL movie stars. Full Story

Manleggings > Vampires

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:29:57 December 22, 2009 08:29:57

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As you know, since the VMAs, Katy’s bed has been reserved for Russell Brand. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:17:15 December 22, 2009 08:17:15

It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April 2009. And there had been many months of speculation that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on their marriage. Full Story

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Porny’s best face is a fresh face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:16:15 December 22, 2009 07:16:15

Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to visit her sister Ashlee and will presumably be spending the holidays there as Ashlee’s run in Chicago goes until February. Full Story

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Renee & Coop: family time, alone time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:04:57 December 22, 2009 07:04:57

Renee Zellweger spent the final days of shooting with Bradley Cooper in Vancouver working out together at Steve Nash gym, quiet dinners, low key love, and then they returned home to LA on the weekend to spend time with family for the holidays. Yesterday Renee was spotted on a walk with some parents. One photo agency is identifying them as her parents. Full Story

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We were so fortunate to be able to see Cate Blanchett’s penultimate evening performance on Friday night in A Streetcar Named Desire at BAM. Spotted Pedro Almodovar at the concession before the show started wearing a cute little grandpa sweater with relatively tame hair and I wondered if Cate would bring it extra hard knowing Pedro was there observing.  Read Full Intro

Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 16:10:09 December 21, 2009 16:10:09

Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, it’s difficult to imagine the behaviour of those who are very much not sane. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Robo Gumby & Stumpy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 15:39:31 December 21, 2009 15:39:31

Remember when Robo went to Washington for Memorial Day events and walked around on stilts? …the f-ck was up with these giant long leg pants? Five minutes later she was wearing terribly unflattering “mom on holiday” jeans. Indeed, 2009 gave us many Robo assy style moments. Some she designed, some others designed, and all made worse by her “creative eye”, now on sale at Maxfield, one of the most high priced exclusive shoppes in Los Angeles. Full Story

Mo’Nique doesn’t want it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 15:25:05 December 21, 2009 15:25:05

Well…no… She just won't campaign for it. Well… no… That’s not right either. She’ll campaign for it, but only if she’s paid to campaign for it. By Oprah or the studio. That’s the word according to many film industry insiders and that’s what many people in the business of awards are starting to believe. Full Story

Words from Depp, Farrell, and Law

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 11:54:09 December 21, 2009 11:54:09

On The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Of course you know that their involvement in the film was the result of Heath Ledger’s death. Up to this point, all three marquee actors have abstained from publicly promoting the film. With the movie opening on Christmas Day, they’ve now released statements about their experience, about Terry Gilliam, and of course about the actor they were honouring. Full Story