Desperate Ebola in Cannes

May 21, 2009 12:33:22 Posted at May 21, 2009 12:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’s Christian Audigier’s birthday celebration for starters, and on top of all the euro Ed Hardy wearing douchebags, adding that f-cking virus to the scene is bound to result in major disease. Full Story

Are you borrowing from your wife?

May 21, 2009 11:01:42 Posted at May 21, 2009 11:01:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the American Idol final – Keith Urban performed. I’m here in Cannes, didn’t watch, but going from these photos… is there something new about his face? Did Granny Freeze buy him some fillers? Look at that. That is fresh and new and definitely de-lined, non? Or maybe it’s that he’s too orange. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 21, 2009 10:30:11 Posted at May 21, 2009 10:30:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where I live isn’t only about Twilight (Dlisted)

Meth Face + Sateen = horrid sh-ts (Hollywood Tuna)

Yeah my ‘mo gave me a ring too (The Superficial)

Robo, what the f-ck are you WEARING? (Pop Sugar)

Disco ball uterus (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

That thing on her leg just about sums up her style (Just Jared)

Massage parlour trash spawns (Cele|bitchy)

I want this bikini (Popoholic)

Chicken Fried hard thighs (The Blemish)

Tori Spelling can’t shake KFed Jr (INO)

He doesn’t ask for much

May 21, 2009 09:01:24 Posted at May 21, 2009 09:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the new issue of Us Weekly, he’s dating Audrina Patridge. Full Story

Diane Kruger’s Basterd day

May 21, 2009 08:23:46 Posted at May 21, 2009 08:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She looked incredible at the photo call in the morning. Amazing. The hair! Will be copying the hair. Last night on the carpet – meh on the dress. Guess why? It’s Marchesa! And Inglourious Basterds has Harvey Weinstein all over it. Anyway, Diane’s profile has been pretty low key this week. Full Story

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Get me to New York

May 21, 2009 07:47:29 Posted at May 21, 2009 07:47:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing her chin like that? He did this with Rachel McAdams in the Notebook too… A generation of McGoslings was born. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: Venus Looks – Sharon Stone

May 21, 2009 07:38:47 Posted at May 21, 2009 07:38:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The older, the shorter? Why not? It works for her. She’s crazy, but it works for her. Sharon Stone is an undeniably attractive woman. Who has amazing legs. Last Friday in Beverly Hills at a Nelson Mandela Foundation event – here she is in a short dress and the body of a 25 year old. Don’t deny it. Full Story

Annual on the terrace 2

May 21, 2009 07:10:00 Posted at May 21, 2009 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the frenzy. The Croisette is a one massive clusterf-ck. Full Story

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Annual on the terrace

May 21, 2009 05:23:00 Posted at May 21, 2009 05:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the fourth year for us at Cannes. And every year we have at least one night at the du Cap. On a night when it’s best to get away from the Croisette, when we don’t have any evening assignments, we make our pilgrimage. There is no Dylan this time though. We miss Dylan. In 2007 Dylan stood next to George Clooney and called him wee. Full Story

Pitt Porn for Basterds

May 21, 2009 04:41:00 Posted at May 21, 2009 04:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story

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May 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 21, 2009 04:17:54 Posted at May 21, 2009 04:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Helene – good luck running your first half marathon in Ottawa this weekend! Don’t be nervous, and think about the “after” meals. Promise me you’ll treat yourself. You deserve it. And good luck to Kelli on your first 10K this weekend! Ronda and her happy hour bicep are so proud of you! Full Story