Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 09:26:09 March 18, 2010 09:26:09

The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste:There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a film with no need to exist. – Roger Ebert You want Girl Power? Why support an actress who keeps accepting roles that sh-t on the very notion of Girl Power? This is my fundamental problem with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

The Jon Hamm introduction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 09:00:57 March 18, 2010 09:00:57

Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this after revealing that I talk sh-t about celebrities all day online. Full Story

Looking older?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 07:49:38 March 18, 2010 07:49:38

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is 29. Doesn’t look it normally, does he? Closer to 20 than 30, non? That’s the challenge for baby faced actors. JGL is currently in Vancouver working on Seth Rogen’s new film, formerly titled I’m With Cancer. Can we give it a proper name yet? The Untitled Seth Rogen Cancer Project sounds horrible. Full Story

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Not brunette just yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 07:18:06 March 18, 2010 07:18:06

E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story

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It is so

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 07:03:43 March 18, 2010 07:03:43

Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put on a united front and condemned the accusations, forcing their happiness on top of the scandal. Full Story

March 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 06:54:24 March 18, 2010 06:54:24

Good luck to Danielle D and Diva Q, one of only 2 Canadian teams competing at the Little Rock Arkansas Smoke on the Water $100,000 BBQ Competition this weekend! Own the Podium, Own the Grill!  Full Story

Starting early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 14:33:30 March 17, 2010 14:33:30

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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I hate myself for writing this...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 12:09:27 March 17, 2010 12:09:27

But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

Coke Can Curlers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 11:32:30 March 17, 2010 11:32:30

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story