Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 10:49:02 November 25, 2009 10:49:02

This is why I love Sandra Bullock (Dlisted)

Still no forgiveness for Megan Fox (The Superficial)

Blake Lively on Fallon (Hollywood Tuna)

Twilight’s resident pose hard hosts a party (Just Jared)

Violet Affleck in violet keeps getting cuter (Pop Sugar)

Please no, no, NO. Tiger Woods, gulp, had an affair??? (Popeater)

Rihanna: Barf is the new fierce (Cele|bitchy)

Another dress that Kanye bought (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

It’s amazing these bitches can “run errands” wearing these boots (INO)

See? They hate gay males (Towleroad)

Curiously quiet George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 09:09:39 November 25, 2009 09:09:39

He’s been so quiet during the early part of the campaign season – very few promotional appearances for The Men Who Stare At Goats (and he’s a producer on the film) and The Fantastic Mr Fox and while they say it could be because he’s saving it all up for Up In The Air, perhaps something else is distracting George Clooney these days. Full Story

The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:45:51 November 25, 2009 07:45:51

Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now that is strong. Full Story

It’s not too late for the younger one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:23:18 November 25, 2009 07:23:18

You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Full Story

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Well hello Saoirse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:07:00 November 25, 2009 07:07:00

It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars that year, it was all over our etalk research binders. Full Story

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Robo in danger!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 06:53:37 November 25, 2009 06:53:37

Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on every tortured glance exchanged between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Katie supposedly would not shut up. Full Story

November 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 06:44:55 November 25, 2009 06:44:55

Kickette knows I quiver for Iker Casillas. Thanks for the video, V. It really did help with my tooth pain. He is delicious even with that business on his face. Can you imagine if he’d just shave? Happy 38th Birthday Angela the gourmand, the mother of four including twin boys, and a big fan of Sue Sylvester. Full Story

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Forgot to write about Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Saturday Night Live yesterday. Was so excited to watch him, thought he’d be great. The open monologue sing and dance was great. He was adorably enthusiastic. The sketches were rather limp but not the worst ever (loved Say Anything) and certainly not as horribly awkward as January Jones.  Read Full Intro

What’s red and swirly and douchy all over?

Jacek Posted by Jacek at November 24, 2009 15:55:00 November 24, 2009 15:55:00

Lainey’s teeth must be in some bad shape cause I still haven’t heard from her and it’s been almost two hours. Ouch. So here’s a little something for you. I couldn’t resist. Check out Stallone in his Ford Douchstang today in Beverly Hills. I had to do a double-take and read the credits twice to make sure he wasn’t filming a sequel to A Night at the Roxbury. Full Story

Microphone embellishment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 13:30:42 November 24, 2009 13:30:42

Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with one. Just swinging it around. For no reason. A civilian of course could never get away with walking around with a tricked out mic stand. Full Story