He’s here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 06:50:07 May 14, 2010 06:50:07

It was a nice surprise to show up at the Palais today just as Aaron Johnson was heading to the Chatroom photo call. He’s lanky and tall and rumpled and cute, just as I expected. But there’s disappointment too. Because she wasn’t with him. Or at least I didn’t see her. It’s not proper protocol at a photo call to bring your pregnant fiancée if she has nothing to do with your movie. Full Story

May 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 06:37:58 May 14, 2010 06:37:58

Congratulations Judy and Patrick on the birth of your first baby Charlotte Sophie on May 8th with love from Trevor! Happy 30th birthday Magda from Jitka!! From Czech to Yugoslavia to Edmonton to Ottawa, you're as awesome and gorgeous as ever. I'm so glad we've been friends for so long and look forward to celebrating with you this weekend! Full Story

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s only the second day of the Cannes Film Festival. Which means several more days of Kate Beckinsale Try on the carpet. There’s a carpet every night. There are actually TWO carpets on most nights. So if you think her sh-t was ridiculous yesterday, please know we haven’t seen it all yet.  Read Full Intro

Smell like Antonio’s Secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 14:05:47 May 13, 2010 14:05:47

So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance shopping last week with my best gay Darren. Full Story

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Crank too broke for Cannes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 12:33:19 May 13, 2010 12:33:19

Lindsay Lohan wants to come to Cannes. Of course she does. The world’s press is here. And the parties are wild. So why not get cranked on the French Riviera? Lilo also wants to promote her upcoming turn as porn star Linda Lovelace, the only role she could land. Problem? She can’t afford it. Full Story

Le Karl is better than us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 12:12:45 May 13, 2010 12:12:45

Written by Sarah This one's for Laurel - thanks for the request. Karl Lagerfeld made a short film called Remember Now.  It’s about the haute life in St. Tropez. He debuted it this week during the Chanel Cruise 2011 show in St. Full Story

LipGloss & Sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 11:28:15 May 13, 2010 11:28:15

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens attended the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood Issue party in Hollywood last night. Every week it seems there’s a Young Hollywood party. And normally only the Hills people show up. In all fairness, Nylon editorials are known to be pretty hip. And Nessa wants some of that action. Full Story

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Twilight Birthday Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 10:13:05 May 13, 2010 10:13:05

Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 09:58:56 May 13, 2010 09:58:56

Taylor Momsen now thinks she’s Angelina Jolie (The Superficial)

Best cheating post EVER (Dlisted)

How the GMD abused the Scis (Popeater)

Tila tit flash (Hollywood Tuna)

Twihards celebrate Pattinson birthday with another new video (Pop Sugar)

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger are not in Cannes because they’re loved up in Rome (Just Jared)

I think Fergie’s concert outfit is badass (Hollywood Life)

Randoms in lingerie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leo’s Bar and more of her curves (Popoholic)

The jumpsuit is fine, it’s the satin that sucks. (Go Fug Yourself)

Disgusting David

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 08:24:11 May 13, 2010 08:24:11

Written by Sarah Ew. Sick. Disgusting. When it comes to David Beckham, I don’t get it. Everyone says he’s so hot but his underwear ads kind of make me throw up in my mouth a little. You know who he looks like? Lord Voldemort. Full Story

All day Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 08:11:41 May 13, 2010 08:11:41

Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace and her skin in person it’s so flawless and her features they’re so classic, how can you not drop down and . Full Story

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