Spons`d Tingles K-Y Intense: The Ultimate Hot-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:58:10 August 13, 2009 10:58:10

No surprise – the couple that received the most votes among all couples across all hot-offs thus far has been the Brange. Yeah. We all want to be in the room. And now that they’ve reintroduced black leather into the relationship, their dominance seems even more formidable. But there’s one couple that’s yet to be tested. Full Story

Heidi Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:10:00 August 13, 2009 10:10:00

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

A cups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:51:41 August 13, 2009 09:51:41

Let’s talk about tits. Most of the talk around tits in Hollywood is focused on the augmentations. Today’s talk around tits will highlight those celebrities who’ve actually downsized. I am a generously sized person, 5 ft 3, who has never been happy with what I have. I would like to be littler. Full Story

Travelling with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:29:00 August 13, 2009 09:29:00

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story

VIP at Harvard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 08:25:11 August 13, 2009 08:25:11

So Ashley Judd is studying at Harvard. She’s enrolled in the Mid-Career Master in Public Administration program and isn’t waiting for frosh week to pass before pulling celebrity rank. This time though she’s using the faculty and not her mute stones. According to Boston.com Full Story

WAG Fight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 07:17:48 August 13, 2009 07:17:48

They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is a Yankee WAG front and centre, reflecting her boyfriend’s history of spotlight whoring. Full Story

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Brad & Rachel in white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 06:50:31 August 13, 2009 06:50:31

At The Time Traveller’s Wife premiere in New York last night – Pitt is a producer on the film and showed up dressed impeccably, as usual, in a white suit to match his leading lady Rachel McAdams. Rachel was at one time on Jacek’s Freebie Five. Can’t remind why he removed her. Full Story

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Degrassi goes Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 06:31:04 August 13, 2009 06:31:04

Lauren Collins and Adamo Ruggiero were in New York yesterday, made an appearance on Alexa Chung, and at Planet Hollywood to promote the first feature length Degrassi movie, airing tomorrow August 14th on TEENick (formerly known at The N). Degrassi goes Hollywood will be broadcast in Canada on August 30th. Full Story

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August 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 06:20:00 August 13, 2009 06:20:00

GOOD LUCK Scary Ellen! Mary Ellen started playing golf only six years ago, won the Women’s Club Championship at Trillium Wood last year, and is trying to win BOTH the Club AND Match-Play Championships in the same season – a feat never before accomplished in the history of the club. MARY ELLEN bested all the men and is now facing off against a college boy – to whom she has to give 7 strokes – today. Full Story

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Finally got around last night to watching the last episode of Entourage guest starring Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg. Love Mark Wahlberg in that setting, running his mouth, disrespecting Drama, trying not to look too short.

As for Brady, Jacek and I were surprised. He wasn’t totally awful. Good timing too. Both onscreen and in print as Brady’s episode happened to air when his Details cover dropped all over the place. Click here to see more photos.

He isn’t particularly insightful for the interview although he does reveal that he and Gisele were set up on a blind date and that he doesn’t give a sh-t when you call him a pussy….but it is interesting how often he is called a pussy. That because he has a gorgeous wife who feeds him food and because he’s seen picking up her dog’s business on the sidewalk, in the mind of the macho man and the sports journalist, this somehow makes QB1 soft, his skills suspect, his decisions in the pocket, his role as team architect on the field called into question.


The next time your husband/boyfriend or the ignorant blowhard on sports radio tells you that discussing celebrities has no substance and is based on nothing but speculation, throw this bullsh-t back in his face. What do you think they do all day on ESPN?

Read Brady’s full article here.

Wednesday – new posts all day until my late afternoon flight to Toronto. Have officially lost track of how much I’ve travelled this year. And still don’t know if I’ve accumulated enough points for a trip to Poland.

Scroll down for late day articles including JailBait’s heartbreak on Twitter.

Yours in gossip,


Jacek’s Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 16:27:00 August 12, 2009 16:27:00

It’s a slow afternoon in gossip unless you’re into KFed Jr. pushing a stroller or Gary Coleman selling french fries. So I’ll take this time to post my Freebie 5 list along with some recent removals and considerations. 1) Marion Cotillard As some of you may know, this spot was occupied for a long time by Natalie Portman. Full Story